Today on Stu's Show!

Today on Stu's Show, Stu Shostak will be talking with authors Mark Wanamaker and Michael Christaldi about the history of Paramount Pictures. That means they'll be talking about the Marx Brothers, W.C. Fields, Mae West, Hope and Crosby, Hope without Crosby, Crosby without Hope, Betty Boop and Popeye, Star Trek and some of the best movies ever made. It's kind of amazing how much history passes through one of those studio lots so there'll be plenty to talk about.

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What Everyone's Still Talking About

I awoke this morning to seven e-mails from Trump backers telling me that the "golden showers" story about Trump has been thoroughly debunked and proven to be a hoax. The story most related to me about who perpetrated the hoax and how sounds to me like a hoax itself. As I said yesterday, the original story sounded like a hoax, too. I just watched some of Trump's press conference and most of it sounded like a hoax, as well.

At least two of the folks who wrote me, I recognize as having written me years ago telling me that there was definitely something to the story about Obama not being born in the U.S. There was no proof that was ever true just as there's no proof that Donald paid hookers to wee-wee for his enjoyment. But there's certainly some political advantage to keeping certain probably-false rumors in play. Trump did very well pushing the idea that he was just inches away from having solid proof that Obama was a Kenyan.

I understand why the Kellyanne Conways of the world go out and insist that every single negative thing you've heard about Trump is a blatant lie and every bad thing about his opponents has been proven beyond any doubt. She's being paid to do that and she surely sees great opportunities for career advancement if she does it effectively. I don't understand why some people are willing to abandon their credibility and their sense of what's true and isn't true without compensation.

I think Donald Trump is a terrible, uninformed and dangerous man who cares about the popularity and wealth of Donald Trump…and nothing else. His recklessness and his willingness to say and do just about anything makes it real easy to believe — or sell to anyone seeking more reasons why he is unfit for office — just about any story about him being a pig or a misogynist or a swindler. But they can't all be true. Not every bad thing said about any politician is true.

In Trump's case, I think those of us who want to argue that he's a terrible, uninformed and dangerous man have plenty to work with just from what he's actually said and done. There's no need to make stuff up or to believe unverifiable stories out of nowhere…especially if he keeps having press conferences like the one today.

Break In

Want to know how to break into writing for comic books? Well, I have a link for you but it won't tell you step-by-step how to do that. It's an essay my pal Kurt Busiek wrote a few years ago about he did it…and what he wants you to learn from it is that everyone's route is different. This applies to any kind of freelance writing or drawing and it probably applies to acting and directing and a lot of other positions…and not just in comics, There is no one pathway. The sooner you understand that, the sooner you may be able to find a path that works for you.

Today's Video Link

The British cast of Jersey Boys performs a 12.5 minute sampler from their show. I wonder how many people who see this show know that Frankie Valli is still around and still performing…

What Everyone's Talking About

I don't want to spoil anyone's fun but — well, first let's acknowledge what this is all about

Russian intelligence officers planned to blackmail Donald Trump with knowledge of his alleged "perverted sexual acts," a new report obtained by Buzzfeed alleges. The unverified report by a person claiming to be a former British intelligence official alleges that Russian officials intended to blackmail Trump with evidence of him allegedly hiring multiple sex workers to perform "golden showers" in front of him. The hotel where the acts allegedly occurred were said to be under Russian surveillance.

Is this true? I don't know. You don't know. It's highly unlikely we'll ever know for sure.

But it's true enough for jokes. I mean, Al Gore never claimed he'd invented the internet…and George W. Bush was never as dumb as thousands of jokes made him out to be…and the number of women with whom Bill Clinton had affairs stretched to absurd numbers in the jokes. There's one kind of reality for reality and another kind for jokes.

Those jokes landed because there was just enough truth in them. Gore did make some grandiose claims…Bush did say some stupid things…Clinton wasn't a faithful husband…so the jokes registered with people. If you swapped things around — say, if you did jokes about Clinton being dumb or Gore being horny — they wouldn't work. (You can make jokes about any politician claiming credit for things he didn't do…)

So do we think Donald Trump paid hookers to pee for him? We can't be sure but we know he doesn't act like a guy who would never do that. We're dealing here with a man who loves to grab pussies and walk in on beauty pageant contestants when they're getting dressed and to just plain order people around. He also doesn't act like a guy who'd pay the hookers what he'd agreed to pay them for their…er, performance, which is the only thing sleazier than ordering the performance.

This is another one of those things that I don't have to have an opinion on. I do think it's something that fits in so well with the image some (most?) people have of Trump, that it ain't going away. If anyone reading this is close to Donald, keep him away from the TV this weekend when Saturday Night Live is on, at least until the end of the cold opening.

If I absolutely have to have an opinion as to whether or not it's true, I'd go with no. I would also note that the worst part of the story would not be the sexual perversion but the idea that the new leader of our nation was and I guess still is being blackmailed.

But I'll stick with no. Why? Because the last eight years, I've seen how easy it is to believe — and even firmly believe — bullshit about people you don't like. I've met people who were as certain as certain could be that Barack Obama was a Muslim terrorist who hated America and was determined to destroy it. (Did you see his speech tonight? That's not a terrorist, folks. That's a president.)

Still, there are people out there who believed it was proven fact that he was gay, that his "First Lady" was a man, that his daughters were adopted and/or junkies, that he palled around with domestic terrorists and said many, many things he never said.

Since a lot of the people who fervently believed and spread those accusations are either now Trump supporters or Trump himself, there's the temptation to believe all the negative, wafer-thin evidence about The Donald…and I don't wanna be like them. If I have to pick, I'll pick erring on the side of not believing unproven accusations. So unless and until we have actual video of Trump and the whores in that hotel suite, I'm going to assume it's not true.

It's just true enough for jokes. Because, boy — when you're dealing with a personality like Trump and an allegation like this — they are soooo easy!

My Latest Tweet

  • If you thot pussy-grabbing jokes about Trump were easy to write, check out the paying-whores-to-pee jokes. Thanx, Russian Intelligence!

What Does It Mean to Write a Comic Book?

As I read various forums on the 'net, I see a lot of arguments over who wrote a certain comic book or created a certain character. What often strikes me about these debates is that the various combatants are using very different definitions of the word "write." If you and I are going to have a constructive discussion on any topic, it helps if we're kinda speaking the same language.

Anyone who has worked in the TV and movie business has seen these arguments about writing and odd claims about what constitutes writing. For instance: When I was working on the old sitcom Welcome Back, Kotter, a woman who worked in a non-writing capacity on the show casually suggested that we do an episode in which Gabe Kaplan's character shaves off his mustache and everyone treats him differently. That was all she had, or intended to have, but when the producer said, "Hey, that's not a bad idea," she let it be known that should would expect the writing credit on any episode in which Mr. Kotter was sans facial hair.

She wasn't going to write an actual script…and even if she had, every word of it would probably have been rewritten by the show's producers and story editors, along with changes by the cast. That happened with almost every script, even the ones we ourselves wrote. But as far as she was concerned, she had already written whatever episode would be written. Lest there be a problem with the lady and any lawyer she might engage, the idea was never used.

This happens a lot…people thinking that suggesting a line or idea constitutes writing. It doesn't. It's not nothing but it usually isn't enough to be credited as the writer or to receive some billing that dilutes the credit of the person who did most of the work on the script. In TV or in movies — in any collaborative medium, in fact — "Written by John Doe" doesn't mean Johnny wrote every word and had every idea.

I've occasionally given a joke or suggestion to a friend who's writing a script or vice-versa. I don't go around telling people I was the unbilled co-author, nor does that friend when he or she gives me something I use. Even if you sell a novel to a big publishing firm, you'll probably have an editor who will suggest things and help shape and polish your novel…but you're not about to share the credit for it with that editor. Making a suggestion is not the same thing as writing. Rephrasing a line of dialogue is not writing.

Sometimes various participants in a TV show or movie who actually wrote large amounts of dialogue and description on paper receive no official credit and believe they are wronged. This can never be eliminated but many decades ago, the Writers Guild of America laid down some rules about this. You can read them here. They also set up an arbitration process that reviews the various drafts of contested projects and decides how the rules apply on that TV episode or film.

There are those who have problems with some of the rules, especially when decisions go against them. There have been lawsuits when someone felt that the rules were not correctly applied. I cannot tell you that the process doesn't get it wrong at times or that I agree with all the rules but I can tell you that I vastly prefer these rules to no rules. "No rules" is what I work under on most animation projects and that gets very messy.

I have occasionally had to fight to prevent sharing credit on one of my scripts with someone who contributed little or nothing. Once, I was something like the eighth (but final) writer on a project. Seven guys before me had written drafts that had been tossed. When mine went untossed and into actual production, the head of the studio added another writer's name to the title page, giving that fellow equal credit with me on a script that was 100% by me…and by that, I mean that apart from that title page, the version that was distributed to everyone for production was Xeroxed from the paper that came out of my word processor.

I had never seen the other writer's work and so had taken nothing from it but the studio head felt this other writer had worked very hard when it had been his turn and was deserving of some credit because of that. The fact that the other writer was his son had, of course, nothing to do with that. How could it? When I objected and hinted at involving attorneys, he decided that maybe his son didn't need the credit after all…but I shouldn't even have to object, let alone threaten. And sometimes, these disputes are not settled so easily.

At least though, even if the WGA rules do not apply to most cartoons, the process is close enough that we can unofficially apply some of those guidelines. I once won an argument over credit on a TV special by citing WGA rules as a precedent. I persuaded all parties involved that if we did go through the WGA arbitration process, I would win. It's a little tougher though in the "no rules" world of comic books for two reasons…

  1. Comic book scripts and the processes by which we create them are not as close in form and procedure to the kinds of scripts the WGA covers. In this series, I'm going to try applying some of the WGA rules to comics but they don't all fit perfectly.
  2. Comics have a long history of work being published with no credits and in many cases, the publishers kept no records of who did what or lost what they did have. There have also been comics published with credits that I know were wrong or incomplete, in some instances not because of what anyone actually did but because of who was in charge. This has created some very odd precedents in the field.

Credits only started appearing with some regularity in comic books of the sixties, though some even lacked them into the eighties.  Some of the writers and artists didn't particularly care.  Some companies didn't allow credits or didn't think to have them.  At many companies where the artists could have signed their work, many didn't.  Stan Lee wasn't the first editor to put credits on his comics but he definitely started a trend that grew into an industry standard.

Maybe in a follow-up to this post, I'll write about why some creators didn't want their names on their work but most of their reasons went away when reputations and having a following began to matter more.  Also, comic book companies began paying when work was reprinted and they often didn't know where to send the check for older, uncredited material. They have sometimes paid the wrong person for work that was miscredited.

What I'm mainly interested in though are not the honest mistakes but the cases where the credits are arguable in the first place. If I come up with the briefest idea of what the story might be about and then you develop it further and the editor adjusts it and then someone else figures out what happens in each panel and someone else writes the dialogue…well, who wrote the story? The answer depends on how you define the rules…only there are no rules.

The more I've wrestled with the questions, the more I've come to realize that in the example in the preceding paragraph, "Everyone" is the worst possible answer. It denies the dignity of the credit and it trivializes the 75% of the job that one of those contributors may have contributed. But then again, singling out one person might also be wrong and you also have to recognize that some stages of the creative process may have been done by people who are truly collaborating as a team.

By that I mean, they were writing together — perhaps in the same room for much of the process — and it may not be possible to separate what each of them did. It also may be difficult due to disputes over what it means to write a comic book and both guys may be right according to different (and self-serving) definitions.

And by the way, I wrote this all by myself but before I posted it here, I sent it to my friend Roger to give it a look and he suggested dropping one paragraph and he caught a few typos. That does not make him the co-author of this post.

Recommended Reading

Jonathan Chait, the reading of whom is often recommended here, has a new book coming out about Barack Obama. As you can see in this excerpt, it basically argues that he was a great president and that his "legacy" cannot be expunged as easily as his opponents probably wish. You can order the book from this link.

Chait is making the rounds promoting the book — he'll be on with Trevor Noah tomorrow night — and I suspect we'll see a lot of folks in the coming weeks saying how good Obama has been for America. Which means a lot of deranged tweets from you-know-who trying to demean the man against whom he'll be judged.

Today's Video Link

Last year, Netflix began running all of the movies made by Albert Brooks. When they did, he made this promo video for them…

ASK me: Credits in Comics

Someone who for some reason didn't want me to use his name here did want me to answer this question…

As you surely know, there are a number of sites on the web where one can find credits for the creative personnel on comic books. Ideally, any credit on such a site that is not the product of confirming research would be tagged with a note like "attribution by Artemis Femur, Jan. 6, 2017," but regrettably, such notes are not often seen. This calls into question potentially every credit that is published on such a site (except those that a site user can confirm from the actual publication or other source; in which case, the website might be somewhat superfluous).

I have wondered about the precision of credits on such sites regarding your friend, Sergio Aragonés. Sergio is routinely credited on Groo and other comics with pencils and inks. And while I have no reason to doubt that the art on such comics is, in fact, Sergio's, I have somewhere gotten the idea that he generally approaches the blank page with pen (not pencil) in hand. For accuracy, would it be appropriate on such sites to leave blank the "Pencils" field, and to credit Sergio only in the "Inks" field? Or is it my own impression of his work habits that is inaccurate?

Your impression of his work is inaccurate. He does not pencil every single thing before he starts drawing in ink but neither do most artists who ink their own pencils. Sergio probably does less pencil work than any of them but he definitely does a lot more than you think. He kind of has to because it isn't just about drawing the people and things but designing the individual panels and the page as a whole, and making sure that Panel 1 leads properly to Panel 2 and that Panel 2 properly follows Panel 1. There's a lot of thinking on those pages and Sergio does a lot of his thinking with a pencil.

Now, if did work only in ink…well, the designations of "penciler" and "inker" on a comic book do not just refer to the art supplies in use. The penciler is the person who designs the panels, figures out what goes where and what each character will look like in each panel. So if someone does that but does all or most of it in ink, you should probably still refer to him or her as the penciler.

And before someone writes in to ask about the titles of "plotter" and "writer" on a comic book, you should know that I'm already on the job. Coming up shortly here, I have a series of articles that attempt to break down the writing process a bit. I think it's necessary because an awful lot of folks who write about comics use those terms with very different definitions. The first of these pieces will be along in the next week or so.

ASK me

Mushroom Soup Monday

Going to be either away from the computer or obsessively pounding on it all day. Blogging will be light.

Hey, how about that Meryl Streep? Two of the many things Donald Trump doesn't get are (a) nobody really believes he wasn't mocking a disabled person that time. Even the people who defend him and kiss up to him or just plain want him to be President because he isn't Hillary and say he wasn't mocking a disabled person know he was mocking a disabled person. And then there's (b) even if Meryl Streep is "overrated"…well, that's the fault of the rating, not of her. And it's just hurling insults to change the subject. It's like if I catch you in an undeniable lie and since you can't deny it, you say, "Oh, yeah? Well, you're ugly!"

This is not a big deal but it's always a nice change when there's genuine news out of the Golden Globe Awards. I mean, is anyone surprised that Jimmy Fallon can't talk without a TelePrompter?

I'll be back when I'm back.

Today's Video Link

Here's Charlie Rosen's Big Band with a jazzy — perhaps too jazzy — rendition of a song from Guys and Dolls. The vocalist is Alysha Umphress…

Recommended Reading

The last few days, there were rumors around the 'net that top Democrats were urging Hillary Clinton to run for mayor of New York and that she was seriously considering it. Based on this article and a few others, I would say that that rumor was true except that no top Democrats were urging that and she was not considering it for a second.

We seem to be getting more and more of these "news stories out of nowhere" lately…you know: Nobody we can name says that someone is thinking of something that might possibly be true except it isn't.

Recommended Reading

The incoming White House chief of staff Reince Priebus says Donald Trump accepts that that Russia was behind the cyber attacks/hacks. Okay, that may be true today. How long before Trump is saying, "We don't know for sure"?

I wonder what would happen if the situation was reversed; if Hillary had prevailed and a good case could be made that, whether or not she would won without it, Russian forces had tried to swing the vote her way. I think Republican leaders would be out there now declaring she was a mole, a Russian plant, a puppet of Putin's, a totally illegitimate president and that investigations would start immediately to find the precise charges via which she and her running mate will be impeached and removed from office. But Democrats just don't do outrage as well as Republicans.

An Opinion About Opinions

A writer I know — a man of some prominence in the comic book field — was recently arrested and charged with some heinous crimes involving child pornography and perhaps sexual contact with minors…pretty creepy, serious accusations. Those who know him are shocked because, at least running into him at conventions, he seemed like a pretty smart, decent fellow and we saw nothing to suggest this kind of thing. He is pleading Not Guilty and perhaps that is exactly what he is. I would certainly be pleased to hear that…about him or about anyone. One does not like the idea that any human beings commit such deeds.

On the 'net, a lot of folks who know him or know of him are expressing shock, which is a natural reaction. A lot are reminding each other about "innocent until proven guilty" which is fine, but I'd take it one notch farther. I would remind you that we do not have to decide whether we think he's innocent or guilty at all. We're not a jury and we haven't heard the details or seen any evidence. We will probably never see or hear all of whatever there may be.

More and more these days, I find myself telling people, "You don't have to have an opinion about everything." Sometimes, I tell myself that and don't listen to me. I was unable to not have an opinion about Bill Cosby or O.J. Simpson or Phil Spector. Then again, all three of those men had some history that made the criminal charges seem very possible and a lot of evidence was out in public for all to see.

Still, when I can manage it, I find it valuable to not form some opinions. It can free up a lot of my mind for more useful purposes to not form opinions of matters when nobody's asked me. And even when I am asked, "I don't know" is often a very good, accurate answer. Often, the "I don't know" is accompanied by an "I don't care." The other day, someone asked me if I thought the passing of Carrie Fisher would affect the Star Wars franchise. In this case, "I don't know and I don't care" was the best, most accurate answer I could give.

The "I don't know" part is perfectly valid here and it's worth noting that my hunches or suspicions if I had any would be based on just about nothing and would therefore be pretty worthless. They'd also be irrelevant to a legal process that has already begun. It will come to its conclusions regardless of whatever you or I may think about the matter…so why even think about it?

So my answer is "I don't know" and I might append a couple of "I hopes" like "I hope he has a fair hearing" and "I hope it turns out not to be true." But basically, my answer is "I don't know." If you don't know, you might like to try it.