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William Saletan writes a guide on How to Manipulate Donald Trump. Basically, Saletan says, you pat him on the head, tickle him under the chin and tell him he's great. Then he'll do anything you want.

Which would be nice if it were true. The trouble with that is there are other people with opposite goals patting him on the head, tickling him under the chin and telling him he's great. Also, I suspect you could kiss that man's ass for a month and he still wouldn't do anything that would prevent a guy like him from making as much money as possible.

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Hey, how do they make baseballs? If this video is correct, there's more work-by-hand in them than I would have imagined…

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An Old Political Rant

I may be kinda busy the next few days — too busy to write any long posts — but here's a replay of one I wrote on 11/13/2004 following that year's presidential election and results which caused a lotta folks to wonder if the right ticket had won. Draw whatever parallels to our current situation that you may like. (By the way: Michael Badnarik was that year's candidate of the Libertarian Party. I didn't remember him either and had to look him up.)

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It's hard to get on a political website this week without confronting the question of whether our recent presidential election was fixed. This is a shame because it largely overwhelms what is probably a more valid, fixable issue, which is whether our recent presidential election was run with all possible competence. It may well be that no one tried to rig the vote in any way but that there were still a lot of errors committed and undependable machines employed, and that the people responsible need to be slapped around a little and forced to correct things.

Unfortunately, Americans don't seem to get mad about the possibility that votes were lost or miscounted unless they think it caused their side to lose an election. After the mess of 2000, I can't recall a single prominent Republican expressing outrage that the machines yielded such arguable results, that voters were wrongly purged from the voting rolls, that ballots were confusing, etc. Some quietly urged a reform of the system, if only so that their side wouldn't get accused of cheating the next time…but there was no public outrage from the winners, and the losers were too busy charging fraud to deal with what may have been simple ineptness.

If principle trumped partisanship, both sides would have been equally incensed…and probably about errors, not rigging. Most of the improvements that were put in place seem to have been a matter of local officials knowing they could not defend their voting machines and procedures and not wishing to become "the next Florida." In some cases, it would seem they replaced old, unreliable systems with newer, unreliable systems…and that the appeal of paperless voting machines is not that they're easier to rig but that it's more difficult to prove if they're just plain wrong.

My hunch is that the recent election was not stolen but that there were an awful lot of irregularities that should not have occurred. My further hunch is that if angry Democrats were to shut up about the vote now, there would be a lot less impetus to fix those irregularities.

I know this was not likely but I kinda wish John Kerry's concession speech had instead said something like this…

It now appears that when all the ballots are counted, we will not have enough electoral votes to win the presidency…however, Senator Edwards and I have decided that it is not in the best interest of this country that we concede at this time. We have dozens of reports of questionable vote counts, of precincts that logged more votes than they have registered voters, and of provisional and absentee ballots that have not even been opened. Many of these are in states where they cannot possibly affect whether the state's electoral votes go to us or to the President…but that doesn't matter. Most of these are probably innocent, explainable errors…but that doesn't matter, either. Every American has the right to have his or her vote counted, and to have it counted accurately and given the same respect as any other vote.

We do not expect the result of this election to change but in the hope of changing how votes are recorded and counted in the future, we have decided not to concede until we are satisfied that every vote — whether it is for us, the President, Ralph Nader, Michael Badnarik or Daffy Duck — has been counted, and counted properly. If you are upset that this delays the resolution of this election, I'm sorry. Please direct your outrage to the people who are paid to count the votes accurately and, in some cases, have not done this.

There would have been howls of anger and charges of "sore loser," I'm sure. But I think most of America would have respected it, and it might have done some good. In this day and time, there's no excuse for a vote count the losers can't accept just as readily as the winners.

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I just ordered — and may someday have the time to actually read — a new book by Chris Smith called The Daily Show (The Book): An Oral History. It's interviews with darn near everyone who worked on the Jon Stewart years of The Daily Show so how can that not be interesting? You can read about some of its more interesting revelations here and you can order a copy here.

Sorry to hear it only mentions the Craig Kilborn years in a negative context. Kilborn always seemed a bit infatuated with himself but the show was very entertaining when he was its anchor. Some people now seem to recall that Stewart took over a lousy show and made it great. I think he took over a good show and made it better.

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Kevin Drum wonders how many of the bizarre tweets and statements of Donald Trump are calculated to distract attention from his more serious shortcomings. I sure think we'll soon see the day when even folks who cheered his election will wonder how it was that they and others thought, in the Clinton-Trump matchup, she was the one with the unethical and dishonest track record.

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When I first saw the above tweet from our president-select, I thought what you thought: Jeez. This guy has so many ego problems, he can't even be satisfied to win the Presidency of the United States. It's bugging the hell out of him that Hillary got two million more votes than he did. His "prize" is tainted.

And that might be what's going on here but maybe it's more like this: Trump deals in "facts" that are so vague, they can't be disproven. That's why so many times, the lie is in the form of "I'm hearing that…" It's a way of getting the fib out there without accepting responsibility for it or having to back it up in any way. In this case, he's assuming that no one can prove there weren't millions of illegal votes…or at least can't prove it so decisively that he and his supporters can't insist it's so.

But maybe he darn well knows there was no significant volume of illegal votes for Hillary Clinton.  Maybe it's as simple as this: Trump is going to try to pass certain laws and change certain things about America that, polls and common sense tell us, most Americans do not want to see happen.  But if someone objects and points out that a majority of voters didn't want him, he's going to say, "That's a lie.  I got more votes than Hillary.  America gave me a mandate."  It's not a claim so much as a negotiating position, a way of saying "I'm going to do what I want."

Hard to believe that many of those who voted for Trump thought Barack Obama was seizing too much power, ain't it?

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  • Hey, if Trump can claim he won the popular vote, we all can! Tweet your victory claim with the hashtag #IWonThePopularVote.

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  • So how long before Trump claims that he won the election unanimously and that all those votes for Clinton, Johnson and Stein were bogus?

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Advance footage of Donald Trump's inauguration…

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Jonathan Chait ghost-writes an apology to Donald Trump from Mitt Romney.

It's kind of amazing how there are almost no prominent Republicans who stand behind any criticisms they made during the election. Donald Trump and Ted Cruz called each other liars and worse…and are now quite prepared to trust each other and work together. And you don't hear any of them say, "I was wrong about that guy" or "I've changed my mind about him" or even "I've decided to give him another chance." It's more like, "Yeah, I may have said that about him but that was during the election so it doesn't count."

I always thought that when politicians of any party told us what they really believed, they were saying what they felt they had to say at that moment to get elected or get some bill passed or something. I can't recall anyone offhand who struck me as totally sincere, especially the guys about whom his supporters said, "He always speaks his mind." If I ever saw anyone I thought actually spoke his mind, it was probably someone who lost in a landslide.

But I used to figure that somewhere in that 95% of malarkey, there was 5% of honest belief. And now I'm thinking 5% was high.

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Here's an interesting story that someone's going to make a movie about. Two guys found a glitch in a Video Poker machine — the kind you find in casinos. It enabled them to "win" hundreds of thousands of dollars…and then Las Vegas came after them.

There's kind of a Catch 22 about winning money in Nevada: You get to keep the money as long as it's "a game of chance" but if you figure out a method that moves the odds in your favor, the casino can say, "That's not a game of chance" and prosecute you. This is the principle on which they prosecute those who count cards at Blackjack, which is something I used to do. I did not give it up for fear of being beaten up and/or arrested. I wasn't winning or playing at that level. But I sure understand the temptation.

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A few decades back, some sort of tourism council in New York City did a series of commercials to promote Broadway and package tours to New York to see shows. They had an amazing array of performers in them as you'll see. I've set up a little player below which should play five of these spots, one after the other. Some clips turn up in more than one of them because, I guess, they updated the commercials as different shows closed and opened. But just look at who's in them…

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Matt Taibbi thinks Barack Obama's popularity will soar during a Trump presidency. It'll have a lot to do, he thinks, with the contrast between him and his successor. Here's one key excerpt…

Think of the discipline and equanimity it must have taken [Obama] to not show anger and maintain an air of positivity given the vicious absurdities he had to work through, including the ones emanating from none other than Donald Trump about his birth origin. The birther controversy was racism and profiling elevated to a Wagnerian level: Here was a black man who'd made it all the way to the Oval Office, and a giant portion of the population still considered him to be literally trespassing.

That such an idiotic campaign may have launched Trump into the White House to succeed Obama is an incredibly bitter pill, but this story isn't exactly over yet. When Trump takes over he will immediately have to reckon with Obama's example, and this is a historical popularity contest His Orangeness seems doomed to lose.

I don't think even Trump's most enthusiastic supporters expect him to go through his first year in office without a number of childish tantrums and financial scandals. The first wave of scandals, in fact, already seem to be lining up. Get ready for the moment when Republicans in the House and Senate — who kept demanding more and more investigations of Benghazi and Hillary's e-mails each time the last round of investigations produced no evidence of wrongdoing — have to explain why they don't want to look into how rich Trump and his cronies are becoming in office.

Hackenbush Live!

I haven't plugged Frank Ferrante lately. He's been touring Australia with his wonderful show, An Evening With Groucho, in which he masterfully replicates the grouchiest Marx Brother. I've recommended his show a lot on this blog and this earns me a lot of e-mails from folks who went to see him and want to tell me I was absolutely right. We all like being told we were absolutely right, do we not?

Frank's first performance when he returns to the United States will be in his hometown of Sierra Madre, California. It's a benefit for the Sierra Madre Playhouse and it's a rare chance to see him near Los Angeles, where he rarely performs. (Your next chance is a Wednesday matinee in La Mirada, next March.) Since the Sierra Madre show is for charity, tickets are a bit pricey but include a champagne reception and a meet 'n' greet. Find out all about it at this website.

And watch out if you live near Bonita Springs, Florida. Frank is heading your way very soon.

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Well, you know that they say. They always go in threes: Robert Vaughn, Florence Henderson and Fidel Castro.


I wouldn't expect the recount in Wisconsin to flip that state — and even if it did, it wouldn't flip the presidential election. But it won't be surprising if it shows that the first count wasn't as accurate as we'd like to think all our vote counts are. And Hillary's mounting lead in the popular vote does do a lot to remind everyone that most voting Americans didn't want Donald Trump or the political agenda that comes with him. I suspect that in the days since the election, a lot of folks who voted for the guy have started to wonder if they made the wrong decision. The celebrations of white supremacists at their new supposed power is doing some of that as are the lousy cabinet selections.


The best things about having Thanksgiving Dinner in a restaurant is that you have no hassle to get the food purchased and prepared, no clean-up after and you don't feel obligated to invite over a lot of people who have nowhere else to go that day but who you'd rather not see that day.

The worst thing about having Thanksgiving Dinner in a restaurant is that you don't wind up with two-thirds of a roast turkey in your refrigerator for the next few days of sandwiches and nibbling. I partially solved that. I remembered last night that in previous years, the Whole Foods Market near me had tons of very good leftover turkey in its Hot Food Bar for days after. I ran over and bought a few pounds worth. It's just about the only prepared chow I've ever found in a Whole Foods that's as good as it looks.

Carolyn and I had Thanksgiving Dinner (lunch, actually, given the hour) at the Tam O'Shanter Restaurant in Los Feliz. This was long one of our favorite dining spots but a few years ago, I had a couple of bad meals in a row there and, worst of all, a bad experience with a manager who treated my complaints as an annoyance. So we stopped going there.

Some places though are deserving of another chance. I'm glad we gave the Tam another chance because Thanksgiving there was delightful. If you want to go there next year, I'd phone for a reservation now because they do tend to get pretty full on the holidays. With good reason.