Hans Klok bills himself as "The World's Fastest Magician" and no one who's seen him perform would waste a lot of time arguing that one. Nor will you if you watch this video of his recent Vegas engagement. I never got to see it live but a magician friend who did said it was like a "greatest hits" cavalcade, blasting through every state-of-the-art trick around, save for those clearly owned by others. My friend was stunned at the sheer budget, watching Klok roll out one expensive trick after another, allotting sixty seconds for a feat that another magician might have milked for ten minutes. (Klok is currently touring Europe. Assuming he's doing much the same show, his greatest feat is probably just getting all his props from town to town.)
Tomorrow on C-SPAN
I just set my TiVo to record tomorrow's White House Correspondents Dinner. My understanding is that the pre-show (arrivals, interviews, etc.) starts at 8 PM and the dinner itself starts at 9:50 and runs (officially) until 11 PM but will probably run longer. Those are all East Coast times. I'm on the West Coast so I'm recording from 5 PM until 9PM. That oughta do it.
Recommended Reading
Joe Conason previews the looming G.O.P. attacks on Obama's attempts to fix health care in this country. Back when Hillary Clinton was spearheading such a move in her hubby's administration, I actually read most of the proposals and came to the conclusion that while there might have been an honest case to make against them, her opponents weren't bothering to make it and had just taken to outright lying about what was in it. It was like, "We have to stop 'Hillarycare' because it would allow foreigners to come to your house and kill your puppies!" That kind of thing. And the press would report the attack without asking the speaker where in the proposal it said anything of the sort.
I think the health care situation in this country is at least as threatening to our lives as anything the terrorists have a chance of pulling off and it's a lot easier to fix. I dunno if what Obama and his crew will come up with will be the right solution…but if it isn't, I hope it gets defeated or reconfigured because of what's in it and not because of its spurious Killing Puppies provisions. Or even because, you know, it would be scary to have "Government" come between you and your doctor when it's so much more comforting to have Blue Shield in that role.
Recommended Reading
Matt Taibbi on populist anger…and how it never interferes with the filthy rich getting filthier and richer.
Today's Video Link to Japanese Singers Performing "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"
I enjoyed yesterday's video link so much that we're doing it again…with Go-Bang. Thanks to Brian Liebowitz for telling me about this one.
Recommended Reading
As I Twittered the other day, I think Bristol Palin should take an abstinence pledge…to abstain from lecturing people about abstinence pledges. Just about the only thing that woman is known for is that hers didn't work so well. Frankly, I don't think they accomplish much except to allow parents to put blinders on and pretend they've done something that will prevent their kids from having sex. It's so much easier than teaching them how to be responsible.
There are many articles out there about the utter silliness of Bristol's position but maybe the most interesting is one by Meghan McCain, daughter of You-Know-Who. I agree with most of it except for when, regarding abortion, she says, "That's the kind of trust my parents have always placed in their children — yet the GOP still needed to get involved and have a say in what I did with my body." Someone explain to this lady that her father is part of that group; its most recent leader, in fact.
And I still think that if it had been a Democratic candidate whose daughter had gotten pregnant out of wedlock, every single vocal Palin supporter would have been out insisting that it proved the candidate was an unfit parent and therefore unfit for public office. I don't think that but they would have.
Card Quest
In 1995, we did a set of Groo Trading Cards that folks still avidly collect. It's not hard to amass a complete set but it is tough to find these things called "sketch cards." There were fifty of them, I think, inserted randomly into the little packets of cards.
One side of each sketch card was printed. You can see what that looked like above at the far left. Then on the other side of the card, Groo creator Sergio Aragonés drew anything he felt like drawing. The other image above shows you an example.
A couple of avid Groo collectors (there are such people) are attempting to locate the whereabouts of as many sketch cards as possible. Do you perhaps have one? If you do, dropan e-mail and tell him all about it. You'll make the man so happy.
Recommended Reading
Fred Kaplan thinks Barack Obama knows what's wrong with Pakistan and Afghanistan. Unfortunately, there's a difference between knowing what's wrong and being able to fix it.
Thursday Afternoon
Every time I mention torture on this weblog, I get an e-mail from someone saying, in effect, "We can't fault the Republicans because some Democrats knew about it and gave at least tacit approval." Okay, fine. I think torture is illegal, immoral, destructive to our standing in the world and probably of little use except to extract false confessions. Its supporters seem to think it's useful for gaining information — or at least, it might occasionally be useful. And since it might be, we need to ignore that it might be illegal, immoral or destructive to our standing in the world.
That certain Democrats may have signed off on it does not change anything except that we have an even longer list of people who are ethically and judgmentally unfit to be in government. I dunno how true it is that Nancy Pelosi was briefed on waterboarding and such and then nodded her head in compliance. But if she did, she oughta be outta there along with everyone else who knew about the practices and didn't raise a cuticle to stop them. Nowhere in our system of government is it written that breaking the law can be overlooked if it's bi-partisan.
Recommended Reading
Walter Pincus, who knows a thing or two about newspapers, gives his views on why so many of them are becoming financially and nationally irrelevant.
Go (Mid-)West
Here at newsfromme.com, we're huge fans of Frank Ferrante. This is only logical since we're huge fans of Julius "Groucho" Marx and Mr. Ferrante is an uncanny replicator of the late Mr. Marx…and in a way that goes a few notches beyond mere impersonation. He tours the country with a show called An Evening With Groucho and that's what it really is. He enters as himself, paints on the mustache, fluffs up the hair and about eight seconds later, you've completely forgotten about Frank Ferrante. It's just Groucho up there on the stage for a little under two hours…as remarkable a transformation as if the guy had come out and turned himself into a bengal tiger or something. Except that he really does it. He really turns into Groucho.
For years now, I've been hard-selling visitors to this site to go see Frank. It's led to loads of thank-you notes, along with some irate mail — folks pleading with me to get him to tour in their neck of the woods, or they're annoyed with me that he isn't coming near them. Well, listen up, Nebraska! This weekend, for the first time ever, Ferrante's coming to your state. May 9 and 10, he'll be at the Holland Performing Arts Center in Omaha, Nebraska for two riotous (I'm sure) shows.
He'll be singing. He'll be dancing. He may even be walking around in a familiar crouched position. There will be a performance of the immortal tune Groucho wrote with Harry Ruby called "Omaha, Nebraska," which really oughta be your state song. And in honor of Mother's Day, he'll be singing another song Ruby wrote called "Father's Day."
Trust me. Go see this guy…and here's a tip. Take along your camera. After the show, Frank's usually out in the lobby in his Groucho suit. If you go up to him and say the secret words ("I heard about this on Evanier's blog"), he'll pose for a photo with you. No, it's not the real Groucho but it's a lot closer than you could possibly imagine. You can view his future schedule on this page.
Go Read It!
Geoff Boucher chats with our friend Jerry Robinson. Recently, I heard someone who'd begun working in comics in 1997, and who had created nothing that had yet shown any staying power, as a "legend." And I had to wonder: If you call that guy a "legend," what noun could you possibly apply to someone who's done all that Jerry's done?
By the way, I'll be interviewing Jerry, and a few other guys worthy of that word, at the Comic-Con International this July. I'm not sure which day yet but it might just be one of the few that isn't already sold out.
Lady Unlucky
The Moulin Rouge in Las Vegas can't catch a break. Opened in 1955, it was the first hotel-casino in the town to cater to blacks. Back when people of color were unwelcome at the Stardust or Tropicana, they were welcome to lose everything at the Moulin Rouge. The place was also notable for, some said, the best entertainment in the city. Headliners at the "white" hotels were said to finish their shows, then scurry over to the Moulin Rouge and hear Nat King Cole, Pearl Bailey or Louis Armstrong…
…for five months. That's how long the place was open. No one has ever explained exactly why it closed — "poor management" is an oft-mentioned reason — but its owners filed for bankruptcy before '55 was over and that's when the legend got interesting. The stylish building was largely vacant for decades after, reopening partially and occasionally for special events or location shooting. Its most interesting use was in 1960 when Vegas was torn by protests over racial discrimination. A meeting was convened between the N.A.A.C.P. and major hotel owners and it was held, appropriately, at the Moulin Rouge. There, the desegregation of Las Vegas was negotiated and announced.
But the Moulin Rouge was never again a hotel-casino. Every year or two, someone would announce plans to refurbish and reopen. Every year or two, plans would fall through. And every few years, some portion of the building would catch fire. In 1992, it was listed in the National Register of Historic Places but deals continued to fall through and fires continued to erupt. Recently, some pretty firm plans were announced to renovate the existing structure and add on a new 700-room hotel, casino, concert venue and jazz center. And then yesterday afternoon, most of the existing structure was consumed in a new fire.
On the one hand, it's a shame. It was a beautiful building and the place had an important sense of history. On the other hand, it's kinda nice when a hotel's as unlucky as most of us are in Vegas.
Note to Self
This coming Saturday is the annual White House Correspondents Dinner…and of course, it's Barack Obama's first. The entertainer this year will be Wanda Sykes. Find out what time it starts on C-SPAN, set your TiVo and post the information here for everyone.
Today's Video Link
You know what I feel like hearing? A bunch of popular Japanese singers performing the title song from the movie, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. That's what I'm in the mood for. If you're in a similar mood, click away…