Make-Up Test

This will take a bit of time to load but it's worth it. It's a demonstration of the kind of retouching that is now routinely done on glamour photos. Play around with it a little and you'll be amazed what they can do and what they do do. Thanks to Daniel Will-Harris for pointing me towards this.

Today's Video Link

Let's go back to 1989 and the annual Chabad Telethon, back when it was hosted by Jan Murray. He was terrific even though, as you'll see in this clip, he sometimes mangled the names of the acts he was introducing.

This is a number by the original Limeliters plus one. The original folk group (formed in 1959) consisted of Alex Hassilev, Lou Gottlieb and Glenn Yarbrough. Yarbrough left the act in 1963 but would "guest star" occasionally in their appearances thereafter, as he did with this one. Several different musicians filled the third slot after '63 but in this performance, it's John David. Give a listen…

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If you're looking for a web screed expressing outrage about the AIG bonus payments, you won't have far to look. I like the one from Joe Conason.

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Gene Lyons on the different ways our leaders have had of coping with financial needs. It's apparently fine to spend billions to rebuild Iraq but it's socialism to spend the same kind of money rebuilding this country.

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Today's Video Link

Okay, how about some funny pussycat clips?

VIDEO MISSING

Cutting Remarks

Fox News did a stunning bit of misleading editing the other day. It's so blatant that I can't believe someone did this intentionally, thinking it wouldn't be noticed. Take a look.

Up to Old Trix

General Mills is now issuing a number of its cereals in "retro" packaging, using designs from bygone days. They're not available everywhere (I hear some Target stores have 'em) but they might be if they boost sales. In some locales, both are on shelves and I'd be interested to hear which ones buyers prefer. Above we see the old Trix box that is now available and next to it, I've put one of the recent box designs. I don't think the new one — with the rabbit looking like he's on a massive sugar rush — is that much worse. It might even look pretty good if it didn't have the clutter of those extra selling points.

One can also purchase Lucky Charms, Honey Nut Cheerios, Wheaties, Golden Grahams, Kix and Cocoa Puffs in vintage packaging. Some of those aren't that old but it's still an interesting experiment. I hope there's no one dumb enough to think that if you buy cereal in an old-looking box, the contents might be stale…but there probably is.

Follow-Up

This morning, I linked to a Stan Laurel interview conducted by, as I put it, "someone named Arthur B. Friedman." Bruce Reznick and Michael Kelley both e-mailed to let me know who Arthur B. Friedman was. He was, as you can read here, a professor at U.C.L.A. and the curator of its Television Archives. I apologize for giving the man the shortest of shrift. I spent a good deal of time poking around those archives when I attended that school in the early seventies. I may well have even spoken with him then.

Monday Afternoon

Everyone's up in arms that the folks who ran/run AIG, the failing insurance giant, are to receive huge, contractual bonuses totalling in the hundreds of millions of dollars. Barack Obama says he will use every legal avenue possible to get out of paying those bonuses and other prominent politicians are proclaiming similar thoughts. I, of course, have the solution.

No one on this planet is better at figuring out how to avoid paying money that is contractually guaranteed than insurance company execs. Let's hire the folks who run AIG to come up with a way to get out of paying the bonuses to the folks who run AIG. Or if for some reason they don't want to do that, let's hire the staff at some other big insurance company to find a loophole.

I had a friend who parked his car on the street one night and came back in the morning to find it had been totalled by someone who had crashed into it and then fled the scene. My friend's insurance company refused to pay off the claim because, they insisted, the wreckage was more than eighteen inches from the curb, suggesting my friend had not parked his vehicle in a legal manner. My friend argued that he had, and that the collision had moved his parked car away from the curb. The insurance company said, in effect, "Prove it." I think he finally got some money out of them but not the full amount specified in his policy.

The guy at his insurance company who handled that case? He could come up with a way to not pay those bonuses to the AIG guys. Let's get him.

Today's Video Link

We love Laurel and Hardy here so naturally we want to link to everything we can about those wonderful gents. This is actually more of an audio link with pictures…part of an interview that was recorded with Mr. Laurel on August 14, 1957, which was only a week after the death of Mr. Hardy. The interviewer is someone named Arthur B. Friedman and the conversation was recorded in Laurel's apartment, which was in the Oceana Hotel, located on Ocean Avenue in Santa Monica — not Malibu, as Mr. Friedman says in his introduction. (The Oceana, by the way, has recently been completely renovated into a rather plush facility. Here's its website which mentions that Stan lived there.)

The chat is in two parts which total a little over 21 minutes. Part Two should play right after Part One if I've set the player up properly, which I occasionally manage. There are a few interviews of Laurel that were made in his retirement days and they all ask pretty much the same questions as this one and therefore get pretty much the same answers.

By the by: The photo above is of Mr. Laurel receiving the Screen Actors Guild Lifetime Achievement Award in December of 1963. It was presented to him in his apartment at the Oceana by SAG's then-President Dana Andrews and its 2nd Vice-President, Charlton Heston. That's Andrews in the photo with him. Now, here's that 1957 interview and I have to thank Charlie Glaize for letting me know it was online…

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Sunday Evening

You get the feeling Dick Cheney is daring us to prosecute him for war crimes?