Earlier this year, Leon Panetta wrote an article about the ineffectiveness and immorality of torture as a means of interrogation. It's worth re-reading in light of Mr. Panetta being announced today as Barack Obama's pick to run the Central Intelligence Agency.
Gary Sherman, R.I.P.
Here's some very sad news for those who knew him. A pal of mine named Gary Sherman died last night after a brief bout with cancer. When I worked with Jack Kirby, it was in tandem with a fellow named Steve Sherman. Gary was Steve's younger brother and he was like a Third Musketeer, tagging along often when Steve and I went out to work with Jack, helping out and becoming a member of the extended family. The photo above of him — the only one I have — was taken in Jack's studio an hour or so after we all attended Jack's funeral. That's (lef t to right) Steve, me and Gary.
You may have heard the story of how Jack was a guest of honor at a Paul McCartney concert and got to meet Paul and be announced from the audience. Gary was the guy who arranged all that. He was a member of the old Los Angeles Comic Book Club which I've written about in many columns.
By profession, he worked in the TV business, at first as a grip and later in other production capacities. Gary was a crew member on dozens of TV shows, including long stints on Perfect Strangers and Dharma and Greg. His most recent work was on the Fox comedy, Do Not Disturb. Everyone I know who worked with him spoke of his tireless efficiency and good nature.
Funeral services are this Friday in Culver City. If you knew Gary and would like to attend, drop me an e-mail for the details. I suspect the place will be packed with friends because he sure had a lot of them.
Why Not Him?
It looks like Al Franken's won the recount in Minnesota and will eventually be a Senator from that state. There will be legal challenges and delays and a lot of kickin' 'n' screamin' but I don't see that anyone really thinks there's a way to deny him that job.
This pleases me and not just because he's a Democrat. I think Franken's a bright guy. I've met him on two occasions and I listened to his Air America radio show for a while and I was impressed. Someone wrote to ask me what the "industry buzz" was about him as a person. I'm a little removed from the circles in which he moved before he got into politics but friends who are/were closer to him have said, in effect, that he was a smug pain-in-the-ass during his Saturday Night Live days but that he outgrew that and turned into a smart, decent guy. My two encounters with him would certainly affirm that…which is not to say that's all there is to the story.
Watching from afar, I thought the recount went about as smoothly as these things can. Some folks are never going to believe the results of a recount if it doesn't show their guy winning…but obviously, you recount ballots because it's possible to arrive at something more accurate than you had on Election Day and sometimes, that means a different leader. Today, an editorial in the Wall Street Journal raised all sorts of charges of impropriety in the recount but Nate Silver does a pretty good job of explaining why they don't know what they're talking about.
That won't change a lot. Those who want to see his victory as illegitimate will go right on seeing that. I don't know if there's any merit to their arguments but we may be past the point where it matters.
Monday Morning
During the Clinton administration, even before he became one of the managers of the impeachment case, I thought Bob Barr was a pretty scummy politician. He was out there pushing for that impeachment before Bill even met Monica, arguing that Clinton was guilty of all sorts of alleged crimes which even the anti-Clinton mob later abandoned as spurious. And then when Clinton was impeached, Barr was at the core of two outright lies that were fabricated by the "prosecution" in the Senate — the interpretation of the toy bear that Clinton gave Ms. Lewinsky and the misleading sequencing of events in the effort to find her a job. Barr struck me then as a guy who figured the road to political success was to pander to the extreme right-wing nutcases and tell them everything they wanted to hear…and then some. For years, he was especially vocal in his belief that allowing access to Medical Marijuana was tantamount to passing out heroin to schoolkids or somesuch nonsense.
Barr lost his seat in Congress in 2002. Since then, he's become a vocal Libertarian and civil rights advocate, pretty much reversing every position that the old Bob Barr held. He's now as insufferable (even if I think he's now right) in defense of Medical Marijuana as he once was in opposing it and he's done a one-eighty on most other issues, as well. The man was a main author of the Defense of Marriage Act, a piece of noxious legislation that blocked same-sex marriage. In an article in this morning's L.A. Times, he writes that he now thinks that was wrong and that the act should be overturned.
When someone you once thought was dead wrong about so many things comes over to your side, there are two possible ways to view it. One is the Ebenezer Scrooge example, where once the person sees the light, we forgive them and admire their willingness to change and admit error. You know, no one kept Christmas in their heart better than the reformed Scrooge. The other viewpoint is that they've changed positions for sheer opportunism; that you can't trust their sincerity and can't even trust them to not flip back the other way again if and when it becomes advantageous. It's nice to have Mr. Barr helping undo some of the damage he's done but I think I'm still in the second camp.
Corrections
I am informed by half the known free world that I typoed/erred when I wrote that the Northgate company went bye-bye in '77. I meant to type '87 (on a Northgate keyboard, no less) and even that would have been wrong. Harry McCracken, who knows this stuff better than I do, informs me, "The original Northgate was bought by Everex in 1992 and disappeared at some point during the 1990s, but the name has been revived from time to time since." At least Harry agrees with me that it's amazing how the company's keyboards have endured.
And the other half of the known free world wrote to ask about a Groucho/Chaplin anecdote I related. There is a photo of Mssrs. Marx and Chaplin together at the luncheon that preceded the Oscar ceremony that year. There also seems to be some question as to whether the cook's account of a post-ceremony visit is accurate. So I've deleted that section and will research further.
Thanks to all who wrote. I was a little sleepy last night and I appreciate you all keeping me honest. Or relatively honest.
North by Northgate
How nice to be typing this on a new (actually, refurbished) Northgate keyboard. Northgate is to computer users what Stradivarius is to fiddle players. There are many differences between Northgate keyboards and all others but I think the most salient is that Northgate keyboards are wonderful and other keyboards stink. A Northgate has a wonderful tactile "click" sensation that provides familiarity to any fingers that put in a few decades on an old IBM Selectric or some other, similar electric typewriter. They're built sturdy — their makers did not intend them to be replaced every few years — and most models have function keys on the left where God intended them to be.
The Northgate company made great keyboards. That established them in the marketplace and they used the rep and profits to expand into computers and other components. They were one of the first companies that would sell you a whole desktop system so cheap — and provide such fine 24/7 telephone support — that you'd buy from them instead of some local (to you) retailer. I bought and used a Northgate computer for years and it was quite wonderful. Sadly, they were outmarketed by the likes of Dell and Gateway…and in 1977, the Northgate company went bye-bye. [CORRECTION: See next posting.]
But their keyboards did not. I kept the one that came with my Northgate computer and I also had the one I'd owned before that. Since then, I've acquired others — there's a thriving market for them on eBay — and had them all cleaned and refurbished a couple of times. If you're a Northgate user and you need a good place to fix yours, drop me a note. I found a great guy for this on the Internet.
Yes, I've tried other keyboards but I've been spoiled. There's a company called Avant Stellar that makes a pretty good authorized clone of the Northgate Omni Key 102 and those are good…but when I go back to a real Northgate, I can feel a shade of difference. The Avant Stellars also don't seem to last quite as long but they're still the only other keyboards I really like. I wish I could figure out some way to have one on my laptop.
Don't write and tell me how much you like some other brand. That's what your fingers like. Mine like Northgates and as long as I have my little inventory of them and can keep have them renovated, that's what I'm using. The difference is that when I work on any other kind of keyboard, I feel like I'm writing. And when I work on a Northgate, I feel like I'm WRITING.
Dining Demerits
This is mainly for folks who live in Los Angeles. The L.A. Times has configured an easy link to the database of restaurant inspections performed by the Los Angeles County Department of Public Health. You may or may not want to look up your favorite eating establishments. It's a bit scary how many violations a place can have but still score an "A" rating.
Today's Video Link
It's 1972 and we're at the Academy Awards. Acad President Daniel Taradash does the historic introduction as Charlie Chaplin is welcomed back to Hollywood after a twenty year exile. Chaplin's politics had always been somewhat left-wing and a number of forces, including J. Edgar Hoover, decided he was dangerous or subversive or something of the sort. In '52 when Chaplin went to England for the premiere of his film Limelight, it was intended as a brief trip. But then Hoover and others moved to prevent his return, and Chaplin decided Switzerland might be a better place to live.
In '72 when he came back here to accept his second Honorary Oscar (his first was in 1929), he received what is said to be the longest standing ovation in the history of Academy Award ceremonies, clocked at a full five minutes. It has been edited down in this clip and a montage of Chaplin work has also been removed. As you watch it though, notice the quick shot of a grinning bald man in the audience. That's Jackie Coogan, who as a child actor appeared with Chaplin in The Kid. You'll also see Jack Lemmon come out on stage to hand Chaplin his famous prop cane and derby. It's not in this clip but then Lemmon then led the audience singing one of Chaplin's songs, "Smile." (Lemmon was one of four hosts that year. The others were Helen Hayes, Alan King and Sammy Davis Jr.)
From the E-Mailbag…
From Karen Owen…
I think I actually have an answer for one of your questions that you posed on your site. I remembered that one of the times that the guys from Orange County Choppers were on with David Letterman, they showed Pez dispensers with their heads and mentioned that they were the first real living people to have been made into Pez dispensers. The Wikipedia entry for Pez says the company changed their policy on not doing recognizable real people in 2006 for the Teutels — they did Elvis in 2007 and the Star Trek characters in 2008. I'm a Star Wars fan and collector and am pretty sure they have only done the droids, aliens and helmeted characters as Pez, not the people.
I figured they'd changed it…I was just wondering what prompted it. I guess the opportunity to turn the Teutels into Pez Dispensers was too good to resist.
I remember back in Elementary School, there was a kid — a guy — who was shamed and ridiculed because one day at Lunch, he hauled out a Pez Dispenser of Popeye and kissed it to get the candy. He said that's how it was supposed to work; that you kissed the character and were fed a Pez in return. I'd never heard of that…none of us had. But a lot of other guys thought that was the gayest thing they'd ever heard of, even though they didn't call it quite that. For months after, the poor kids was subjected to wisecracks about kissing sailors in exchange for candy.
I used to wonder if that was a tradition in some circles…kissing the Pez Dispenser. But the one time I met the head of the Pez Company, I didn't think (or maybe have the nerve) to ask him. And I wondered: If it is an old custom, might that have something to do with them not putting real folks' heads on the product? As you can tell, I sometimes waste a lot of time wondering about very silly things…
Today's Video Link
I thought I'd linked to this long ago but apparently I didn't. It's a blooper reel from The Dick Van Dyke Show. And I think that's all you need to know…
Recommended Reading
One of the last interviews (if not the last) conducted with Studs Terkel. Thanks, Jim Amash.
Saturday Morning
Over at The Uptake, it's possible at this moment to watch live streaming video of the recount going on today in Minnesota. Regardless of the outcome, the very transparency of the process impresses me a lot. There are lots of folks who will scream "stolen election" (some have already started) if their guy doesn't prevail. In particular, the Coleman partisans seem to not grasp the concept of a recount, arguing that this was settled Election Night and that anything beyond that — including recounting ballots that were miscounted or counting previously-uncounted ballots that all sides agree are legitimate — is an attempt to steal.
But doing the recount in front of webcams and explaining each decision oughta minimize both hanky-panky and allegations of hanky-panky. If someone were ever to edit together a video to show third-world countries what Democracy is all about, they'd do well to include this.
Recommended Reading
Michael Kinsley on what George W. Bush has accomplished in eight years.
Today's Video Link
Tonight Show clips from the sixties are very rare. As you may know, most of the tapes were erased…an act about which Mr. J. Carson was known to curse and moan. I once heard an NBC exec complain about Johnny's complaining, saying (in effect) that for a very modest amount of cash — or even for nothing if he'd demanded it of the network — Johnny could have had those shows preserved. But he knew they were being dumped and said nothing about it for more than ten years…whereupon NBC suddenly became the villains who'd destroyed his heritage.
I wouldn't take sides in that debate, and there may be more to it than the above. All I know is it's nice when a new clip surfaces…like these from the Tonight Show for New Year's Eve, 1965/1966. This was back when the show was based in New York and the bandleader (who you'll see briefly in the second clip) was Skitch Henderson.
The first of these two clips features Criswell, who I wrote about back here. Criswell, with his pompous manner and daffy forecasts, appeared at least annually with Mr. Carson for about a decade, usually around the first of the year. You'll notice he's reading awkwardly from cards. This was probably to make sure he did all the lines in the right order. Johnny, obviously, was sitting there with a page of pre-written "ad-libs" to inject after each Criswell Prediction if and when it suited him. (Carson knew enough to only glance down at them when Criswell was speaking, so the attention and camera were elsewhere but you can catch Johnny peeking once or twice.)
As the years went along, Carson took to mocking Criswell more and more with each appearance. The last few times, it got pretty insulting. Don Rickles was also a guest on what I think was Criswell's last time on the show, and he and Johnny just howled at the silly predictions and at the style with which they were delivered. I remember some TV critic of the day writing that Carson and Rickles had gone too far with embarrassing a guest…but I doubt Criswell minded. You could tell that he didn't even believe his own act…and besides, it was still the best show biz exposure he ever had. Pretty much anything is better than his previous claim to fame, which was starring in movies directed by Ed Wood, including Plan 9 From Outer Space.
Okay, here's Criswell. Stick around after because we also have a vintage Muppets appearance…
Fine. Now, here from the same Tonight Show, is that vintage Muppets appearance I promised you. This is from back before Sesame Street when Kermit the Frog was still eating worms that turned out to be…well, you'll see what they turned out to be. Also note the other guest Johnny had sitting next to him as he does the intro…
Monday Afternoon
We have twenty more days before we get rid of George W. Bush, at least in a presidential capacity. Polls say 75% of Americans will be glad to see him outta there but I believe that number is low. I'm betting that least half of the 23 percent who say they'll miss him are either late-night comedians or just plain fibbing about how they feel. Even if you believe in his goals and agenda, how could you not wish someone more competent were in there pushing for them?
In my first political-type prediction of the new year, I'm predicting that Bush has one more outrageous, poll-killing act in him…something that will drive his numbers even lower before he leaves and they start their forgiving way back up to the low thirties. I'm guessing it'll be a flock of pardons (and perhaps a lot of file destruction) calculated to prevent him or his associates from being prosecuted for war crimes, including plain, old-fashioned war profiteering. An awful lot of people have pocketed zillions of dollars of our tax money because of the Iraq War — a situation which the Bush administration has always seemed to view as one of the great upsides of the whole conflict. There are other transgressions that Bush probably feels are worthy of a "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
I hope I'm wrong about this. I think it would do Democracy and our standing in the world a great amount of good to show that America is a place where leaders are accountable; that if they break laws, they get prosecuted for it. But I can't help but feel that the Bush position is going to be that no one did anything wrong…but let's just make sure no one can prove otherwise.