Gene Gene

That's a photo of Gene Colan. If you read a Marvel Comic in the late sixties or seventies, you know and love the work of Gene Colan. He drew most of their books at one time or another but was especially noted for long runs on Daredevil, Iron Man, Dr. Strange, Sub-Mariner, Tomb of Dracula and Howard the Duck. Great guy, great artist.

If you are anywhere near Mountain View, California this weekend, you have a rare opportunity to meet Gene Colan, shake the hand that drew all those great comics and maybe buy a signed something. Gene rarely ventures far from home these days but on Saturday, December 6, he'll be at Lee's Comics in Mountain View from 2 PM to 4 PM. If I could get there, I would but I can't. Here's all the info you need to do what I can't do.

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All right, I know what you want. You want to hear a good ukulele orchestra playing "The Theme from Shaft." Okay, okay. Just remember — I'm only doing this for you…

Do You Believe in Magic?

People in Show Business love failure — others', of course, not their own. They flock around it, gloat about it, talk about it and occasionally even learn from it. Recently, a new Cirque du Soleil show opened in Las Vegas, toplined by magician Criss Angel and while it's too soon to write off Criss Angel Believe as a failure, there's already a flurry of schadenfreude in the air.

That may be understandable as it's the union of two entities that some have been dying to see suffer. Cirque du Soleil produces magnificent shows but they're a little pretentious, a little overpriced and in Vegas, a little too ubiquitous. The phrase "stretching themselves too thin" has been uttered. There are presently six Cirque shows playing there with at least three more rumored as in development. That's a lot of Cirque.

Criss Angel is a successful entertainer but his work — previously almost exclusively on television — has been criticized for certain excesses of ego and of maybe/sorta/kinda skirting the magician's television code. That's the unwritten credo that says that you don't employ camera trickery, you don't put anything on the screen that you couldn't put on a stage in front of a live audience. Most magicians who appear on the tube have stretched that principle or found loopholes in it…for example, editing a routine down so it goes much faster on television (and therefore seems more remarkable) than would be possible live. Or doing an exterior levitation feat and cropping the shot so the home viewers don't see the overhead cranes that were clearly visible to anyone who was there on tape day.

Many in the magic community admire Angel's showmanship and ingenuity but feel he has broken that credo. His partisans — and he has many — said that was nonsense and that his new Vegas show would prove how incredible he could be in a live setting. Well, Believe ain't proving anything of the sort. Not so far, anyway. There have been bad reviews and reports of terrible business, along with the inevitable jokes about the magician making his audience disappear…and those who savor the flops of others couldn't be happier.

I haven't seen the show but a magician friend who has reported that it has a few stunning and new effects — one or two that are almost worth the hefty admission price alone — but that it all fails to coalesce into a coherent, consistent presentation. Renovations are said to be underway and I'd sure like to see them pull this one off. If Cirque du Soleil and Criss Angel can simultaneously live up to their reputations, it could be a helluva good show.

Bookstore Memories

Several folks have sent me links to the above photo, which is in the UCLA Photo Library. You can glimpse a larger version of it at this link. The caption on it reads…

COMIC BOOK HEAVEN — Rick Durell, El Segundo, left, operator of a gasoline station*, and Burt Blum, manager of Cherokee Book Shop, 6607 Hollywood Blvd., look over comic books in store, largest center for them in the country.

In '65, I was thirteen years old and an occasional patron of Cherokee Book Shop. It was a business which claimed (probably rightly) to have been the first store in the world to sell old comic books to true collectors. At the time, America was dotted with second-hand booksellers who offered any old comics they came across at a nickel-or-so apiece. Cherokee sought out the earliest books in the finest conditions and priced accordingly.

The business got a lot of publicity — newspaper articles that were incredulous that anyone would pay ten (gasp!) dollars for an old comic book, even if it was Superman #1 — and the impact of those articles was huge. First and foremost, it sent people scurrying to their attics and basements in search of lost treasures. They'd find old comics, phone Cherokee and wind up selling them for what seemed like glorious found money…usually less than 10% of the resale price. Then the articles would also drive new customers to Cherokee and, of course, they spawned hundreds of copycat businesses, including several within a few blocks of where it all started.

A visit to the store was an adventure. I don't believe Burt Blum was actually the manager of Cherokee Book Shop. I think his brother Jack was. But Burt presided over the comic book division, which was upstairs and open whenever Burt felt like being there. You'd sometimes go in and be told Burt was off surfing…so too bad. Even when open, the business revolved around Burt's whims. No prices were marked. You had to ask him and he'd charge you whatever his mood (and his estimate of your desperation to own that issue) told him to charge. Some fans went to enormous lengths to get on Burt's alleged good side, which I'm not sure I ever saw. Most of the time, I'd see him barking at kids to unbutton their jackets. He treated every one of us as a potential shoplifter, which was justified. There was much thievery, though usually not by the folks he suspected.

He made his real money off customers like Rick Durell, who I also knew. Rick, who passed away around fifteen years ago, claimed to have started this whole business of paying real money for real old comics. As the story went, he walked one day into Cherokee, which specialized in rare antiquarian books of other kinds. There, he met Jack and/or Burt and offered cash for perfect condition copies of Golden Age Comics. Soon, the store was locating them and in the process, it developed a client list of buyers like Rick who built huge collections — in some cases for investment; in others, to recapture their childhoods. The Durell Collection — I have no idea what became of it — was amazing. At one point, he claimed to own two dozen copies of Action Comics #1, all in perfect condition.

I never bought many comics at Cherokee. I couldn't stand the little game of humbling yourself before Burt to ask the price of a comic you wanted. The prices were often steep and you felt like a pauper if you declined the deal. Some fans I knew had developed a cozy enough relationship with Blum that he was willing to haggle a little…but he could also turn on you, decide you weren't a serious customer and order you off the premises.

But it was an interesting place to be, even if the cramped quarters and atmosphere weren't conducive to hanging around. You might meet someone famous (I met Jules Feiffer there) and you might make friends with a fellow lover of fine comics. You might also see the second act of the following drama: A kid would come in and spend, say, fifteen dollars for a copy of Batman #4 from 1941. A few days later, the kid would be back with the comic…dragged there crying and screaming by a father who'd accuse Burt of cheating his son and demand a refund. I wasn't there that often but I saw it happen at least twice, and a friend of mine who worked there estimated it as a twice-monthly occurrence.

At some point, Burt's supply of Golden Age Comics seemed to dry up. The last time I was up there, the oldest book on the premises was a Wonder Woman #12 or thereabouts. The day had passed when Burt could idly fan out a bridge hand of thirteen copies of Captain America #1, just to gloat. He began catering almost wholly to buyers like Rick Durell and opening the room upstairs only when one of them had an appointment. I have no idea when the whole enterprise closed down because by then, I didn't know anyone shopping there.

Burt Blum surfaced years later running a pretty good old book shop in Santa Monica but according to this article, it shut down in 2002. I was in there once and I knew it was Burt because someone had told me. But I didn't buy anything there that day. I was afraid I'd have to ask him the price and then, if I didn't want to pay it, he'd throw me out of the store. (No, that's not true. He was an okay guy and I wish I'd had the time or inclination to interview him about his Cherokee days. He was a pretty important part of comic book history…)

*UPDATE, added much later: The caption on the photo from the UCLA Library reads as quoted…but Rick's family tells me he didn't run a gas station. He worked for the Chevron (formerly Standard Oil) Refinery, in El Segundo.

Recommended Reading

Fred Kaplan (Hi, Fred!) really likes Barack Obama's pick for a national security adviser.

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I've been looking for more footage of baby pandas for you and haven't been able to find any. Will you settle for a family of moose and a lawn sprinkler?

Accountability

The National Bureau of Economic Research declares that not only is the U.S. in a recession but that it began in December of 2007. I can't understand how Barack Obama engineered it then but I'm sure the explanation is forthcoming.

Recommended Reading

"Matthew Alexander" is the pseudonym for an Air Force counterintelligence agent who was assigned to a Special Operations task force in Iraq in 2006. There, he led an interrogation team that refused to engage in the torture techniques that other U.S. squads were utilizing. He found that by not torturing The Enemy, he got more and better information out of them and also concluded, "Our policy of torture was directly and swiftly recruiting fighters for al-Qaeda in Iraq." In other words, torture ain't effective and it only makes things worse.

Obama is going to stop all that, he says, but there's some question of whether this country will repudiate the insidious policies to the point where we undo some of the damage and make a start at reclaiming some moral high ground. More likely, those who broke the law to torture will walk away with pardons and Medals of Freedom, courtesy of that guy who's only got fifty more days to screw things up further.

Back in the Soup

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Gonna be busy the next day or so. Sorry. Surely you can find something else worth reading on the Internet.

Go See It!

This link is too good not to steal off Cartoon Brew. The Daily News in New York has posted a slide show of the giant balloons made for the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Great images.

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So they're taping a "Mama's Family" sketch on The Carol Burnett Show with Carol, Vicki Lawrence, Dick Van Dyke and Tim Conway…and Mr. Conway begins talking about elephants. Here's what happens…

The Day After

Yesterday afternoon around 2:30, I had an urgent need to get something edible and quick. I was in a neighborhood containing two of my favorite places to do this but both, darn it, had decided to close for the day after Thanksgiving. So I wound up at a Boston Market, which is a chain that usually serves me adequately in such situations. Only problem: This Boston Market was out of much of its menu due to a Thanksgiving Day rush — a fact that was lost on an elderly gent who was ahead of me in line. It went roughly like this…

ELDERLY GENT: I'd like the turkey dinner, please.

COUNTERPERSON: I'm sorry…we had a big crowd in here yesterday and we're out of turkey and most of our entrees. We only have chicken and meat loaf.

ELDERLY GENT: No turkey dinners?

COUNTERPERSON: No, I'm afraid not, sir. Just chicken and meat loaf.

ELDERLY GENT: In that case, I'll have a turkey sandwich.

COUNTERPERSON: I'm sorry…we have no turkey. Just chicken and meat loaf.

ELDERLY GENT: No turkey sandwiches either, huh? Well, how about a turkey-ham combo plate?

COUNTERPERSON: I'm sorry…we have no turkey and we have no ham.

ELDERLY GENT: Now you're out of ham, too?

COUNTERPERSON: Yes, we're out of ham. We're out of everything except chicken and meat loaf.

ELDERLY GENT: The sign here says "Now serving Virginia Ham."

COUNTERPERSON: That's when we have it. We're all out of it at the moment.

ELDERLY GENT: And you're all out of turkey, too? When will you have more? Can I wait?

COUNTERPERSON: We're not going to have any more today. I don't think we'll have any more until Monday. All we'll have until we get another delivery is chicken and meat loaf.

ELDERLY GENT: Monday, huh? How could you be out of turkey? It's the day after Thanksgiving. Everyone has turkey around.

COUNTERPERSON: We don't, I'm sorry. Only chicken and meat loaf.

ELDERLY GENT: All right then. I'll have the Roasted Sirloin.

After another six or seven hours of this, the man finally grasped enough of the concept to order a rotisserie chicken. I stepped up and said in a snappy and efficient manner, "Meat loaf dinner with mashed potatoes and chicken noodle soup, no beverage." The Counterperson breathed a sigh of relief that I hadn't ordered turkey and quickly ran up my order. Five minutes later, it was all on a tray except I didn't have a spoon…

COUNTERPERSON: Sorry, we're out of spoons.

ME: Out of spoons? You're serving soup and you're out of spoons?

COUNTERPERSON: We have soup. We have plenty of soup. We just don't have any spoons.

ME: Shouldn't you tell people that before they order soup?

COUNTERPERSON: We didn't say we had spoons.

ME: Isn't that kind of implied? I mean, if you're selling soup, isn't it a reasonable assumption on the customer's part that you can get a spoon with it?

And from behind me, where he was still waiting for his rotisserie chicken, the Elderly Gent said, "Don't waste your time talking to him. It's the day after Thanksgiving and he wouldn't even give me a turkey sandwich."

Very Remote Control

The TiVo folks have this great feature on their website that enables TiVo owners to program their TiVos over the Internet. You have to have a Series 2 or Series 3 TiVo and you need to sign up for the service…but when you're away from home, all you need is Internet access and you can tell your machine at home to record a specific show. This has occasionally come in quite handy for me.

Now, they've taken it a step further. It's still being beta-tested but m.tivo.com is a similar site configured for mobile phone access. Again, you need to be signed up for it…but once you are, you should be able to use your iPhone or Blackberry (or similar instrument) to program your home TiVo. I'll try it out tomorrow and report back to you on how it works.

Today's Video Link

I should have posted this a few days ago. The Los Angeles Fire Department (no kidding) produced posted this video on why you should never use one of those turkey deep-frying thingies. They may have overreached to make their case but it is true that those cookers have a pretty high accident ratio. [CORRECTION: The video was produced by the folks at Underwriters Laboratory. But the L.A.F.D. put it on their website and on YouTube.]

Black Friday in Doodyville

I'm still busy but this can't wait: A number of you have called my attention to a great sale on Amazon. Remember that 40-episode Howdy Doody set I spotlighted the other day? The one that sold for thirty bucks? Well, it's suddenly $9.99. I dunno how long this is good for but if you were thinking of ordering the thing, go for it. And remember that you don't want the 20-episode one (which is still $8.49) because all the episodes on it are on the larger one and so are many special features.