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One of the big lies of the TV business is that "reality shows" are unscripted. Just about every such show has a couple of folks who oughta have the title of Writer but aren't called that because the producers don't want to work under the auspices of the Writers Guild of America, West. I'm not sure how much of this is because they want to pretend everything on the show is spontaneous and how much is because they just don't want to pay WGA rates and abide by the list of things that the WGA says you can't do to its members.

It doesn't have to be like this, of course. Some "reality shows" (I'm deliberately using the quotes) are WGA signatories and in the eighties, when the term was coined for a certain new kind of program, almost all were, including a show I worked on. We wrote narration. We wrote seeming ad-libs for the on-camera participants. We also helped work out scenarios for what would be filmed and helped structure the storylines created in the editing room.

It is not true that a "reality show" points its cameras at things that would have happened even if the video crew wasn't present. Someone arranges for the participants to be there, someone "casts" them, someone plots (in the same way a writer plots a screenplay) the challenges and problems they will confront. Writers may or may not write some of what the people say, and of course someone writes narration and introductions and voiceovers. In the editing process, the footage is structured to create a narrative and during that process, someone may be doing much the same kind of work that a Writer does when involved in the editing process on a fiction show.

The Writers Guild is attempting to bring down the lie that "reality shows" don't have Writers. One effort towards that end is this video, which explains how Writers participate in the creation of the WGA-signatory series, Intervention. Give it a look…

Another Thing I Don't Understand…

Didn't some of us vote for Barack Obama in the primaries because we didn't want Hillary Clinton managing U.S. foreign affairs?

Runaway Hit (?)

Let's flash back to 1962 and the family film, The Runaway…the story of a young homeless boy and his dog who hitchhike across the country with a kindly priest. Directed by Claudio Guzman and featuring cinematography by Haskell Wexler, The Runaway had a mostly "no star" cast. The only really recognizable face belonged to Cesar Romero, who played the priest. There was a fair amount of advance publicity for the film, including a Dell comic book adaptation.

Do you remember this film? No? Well, there may be a reason for that. It was never released.

Exactly why is a little fuzzy. It apparently had distribution problems that prevented it from ever getting near your neighborhood movie emporium. It has been rescued from obscurity, however, by the devoted folks at Turner Classic Movies. They're running it on Sunday. November 30, at 8 PM Eastern Time.

This is not a recommendation that you watch or TiVo. I've never seen the film either and have no reason to believe it's any good…or even so bad it's good. Could be wonderful, could be dreadful. Who knows? But if you're intrigued at all about the nature of a movie that sat unseen in a film vault somewhere for half a century, there it is.

And if you'd like to read that Dell comic, the TCM people have put it up on their website. The artist is Tom Gill and I have no idea who wrote it.

Recommended Reading

Fred Kaplan thinks that there's hopeful news in the list of folks who comprise Obama's transition team. It's not a covey of "yes men," which is a nice break from the previous tradition.

Crying Wolf

The fine PBS TV series Nature, which brings us amazing footage and narratives, supplements its work with a comic book that's available to classrooms, educators, students, etc. This coming Sunday, they debut a new and engrossing episode, "The Wolf That Changed America," which I highly recommend. You can see a preview of it here and you can read or download the Nature comic book adaptation — scripted by me, drawn by Tom Yeates — on this page.

Mitzvah Time!

Hey, wanna do a nice thing for a stranger? Sure you do. After all, you're a nice, decent human being. The stranger is a lady who must be terrific because her son is a great guy and a pal of mine. Go read this and then send a postcard to spread a little cheer where it'll do some good.

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The Monty Python guys have started their own YouTube channel. Here's the official announcement…

Recommended Reading

Matt Taibbi on how John McCain lost and what it means to the two political parties.

The Latest on Soupy

Every week, I get a couple of e-mails just because of an article I wrote about Soupy Sales. This is the piece Soupy reprinted in his autobiography, even though I got the name of his director wrong…and therefore, it's wrong in his autobiography, too. (It's corrected in my online version.)

Soupy was and is much-loved and a lot of folks ask me how to get in touch with him so they can send fan letters, and I have to tell them I can't help. Though I've met the man a few times, I don't really know Soupy and don't want to hand out the only contact info I have for him, which is apparently his home address. However, the other day on his radio show, Howard Stern said Soupy was in poor health. He gave out an address (the address of the publisher of the National Enquirer and the Globe) and said Soupy would welcome fan mail sent to him at that address.

A friend of Soupy's sent me that info and suggested I post it…and earlier today, I did. Soon after, another friend of Soupy's — apparently, a closer friend — wrote to say that Howard was outta line, that Soupy's health is not as bad as Stern suggested. In fact, just the other day, he made an appearance to receive an award at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia. Here's a link to an article about the event.

It's true that Soupy, who's usually seen in a wheelchair, is not as well as we'd all like…but there's poor health and then there's Poor Health, and I'm happy to see he's still out and around and especially that he's getting awards. Talk about a guy who inspired an entire generation…

Rock of Ages

Comic Book Resources has posted this article about the War Comics panel I moderated last Saturday at The National in New York. As happens about 90% of the time with these, a line is misattributed. The line about Lee and Kirby bickering over the content of Sgt. Fury and His Howling Commandos was said by me, not Dick Ayers. But other than that, it's a good report.

Soupy Update

A while ago here, I posted a message about Soupy Sales, specifically about an address to which Howard Stern is telling people to send fan mail. I'm now hearing from friends of Soupy that one should not listen to Howard Stern. I'll take that message down and will post better info later.

X Doesn't Mark the Spot

If you're interested in the Minnesota Senate recount — or just in what kind of ballot markings become arguable in such a situation — here are some examples of challenged ballots. Only one or two struck me as really controversial but I guess if my candidate's election were at stake, I might be seizing on every possible explanation as to why a given ballot should be viewed to his advantage.

We Have a Winners!

The 2008 Presidential Election seems to be over. Missouri's electoral votes have gone to John McCain and that means that Barack Obama's final total is 365 votes, a number that no one guessed in our Guess Obama's Electoral Total contest. Around fifty of you guessed 364 and Richard Bensam was the first of these. One person — Ellen Bischoff — guessed 366. So I hereby declare a tie. Richard and Ellen will share the total lack of any prize in this competition and may divide up the bragging rights as they see fit.

Turning to the Senate: Ted Stevens of Alaska has conceded and today, the entire Senate gave him a standing ovation in honor of his years of service. One wonders how many felony convictions you have to have not to get a standing ovation from your colleagues in the Senate. I'm guessing if your crime is money, there's no limit and if your crime involves sex, it's one.

I don't think it would be that big a Magic Number for the Democrats to reach 60 seats in the Senate, except maybe as a symbolic point. True, 60 Democratic votes means the Republicans can't easily filibuster but if the Dems have anything worthwhile to offer, they oughta be able to get one or two G.O.P. defections…so 58 or 59 oughta do it. Still, we watch the two remaining Senate races for the sheer "story" of it all. It would be nice to see Saxby Chambliss defeated in the Georgia runoff, not because he's a Republican but because he won in the first place with that shameful ad attacking Max Cleland. You know that ad…the one John McCain condemned as morally indefensible before he started campaigning for the guy who put it out.

I always look at these situations, at least in part, from the standpoint of "If this were a movie, what would make the climax most exciting?" In this case, it would be for Martin to beat Chambliss in Georgia so the "60" number would hinge on the recount in Minnesota. They're saying they might declare a victor there by the end of the year (!) and with a race this close, I'm guessing it'll come down to whenever that last vote is recounted and the election is certified.

(And by the way, isn't it just bizarre that Bill O'Reilly is telling his viewers that the election is over and that Norm Coleman has been certified as the winner? I know O'Reilly hates Al Franken — he's not alone — but doesn't everyone understand that they're doing this recount because Coleman hasn't been certified? Isn't that just, you know, a demonstrable lie on O'Reilly's part? I thought the guy was smarter than that.)

If you're interested in following the Coleman/Franken recount, this is the page to do that on. My guess is it's going to be up and down there for weeks, with a lot of court battles over whether Mrs. Harriet Turkeybaster's ballot, which she marked with lipstick, should be counted or if it should be discarded like Mr. Niles Hooperman's ballot, which he marked in pork gravy. It is significant that the recount is already showing that a hand recount yields inarguable differences from when the same ballots were counted by machine. If your bank found that a human audit changed the results of the counting of money even by a nickel, they'd instantly junk those machines. But in this country, we tolerate a little approximation in our elections. I mean, it's not like anyone's vote is that important…

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Here's a little sampler of the revival of South Pacific, which I saw last Friday night in New York and wrote about here. This is from the Tony Awards, where it won the Best Revival trophy…

Heir Apparent

I've wondered here occasionally if anyone ever actually falls for those Nigerian Inheritance e-mail scams we all get. The answer, it would seem, is yes.