Today's Video Link

This is a clip from a 1984 cable show — The Young at Heart Comedians Special, I think it was called. David Brenner was the host and it featured seven veteran comedians (i.e., older gents) doing their acts. Part of the format was that while one guy was on stage performing, the camera would cut to the others backstage, sitting around and talking. In this segment, you'll see backstage chatter from Jackie Vernon, Jackie Gayle, Henny Youngman, Norm Crosby, Shelley Berman and George Gobel, along with Brenner.

Onstage is one of my all-time favorites, Carl Ballantine, aka "The Amazing Ballantine," performer of what was deliberately the most inept and hilarious magic act ever. I wish you could see his whole routine uninterrupted and untruncated but this is all we have to offer.

It is worth noting, by the way, that though the show was done nearly a quarter of a century ago, two of the "young at heart" comics — Norm Crosby and Shelley Berman — are still actively performing, plus Ballantine still works as an actor and is occasionally coerced into hauling out the old act. I got to work with Carl a few times and we occasionally have a meal. He's just as funny off-stage as he is on…which as you'll see in this clip is pretty darned funny.

(An aside to the three people who write to complain every time I link to a clip or article that contains a wee bit of profanity: This one does. Instead of getting outraged, you might consider that this is how much of this country talks and that a lot of good, decent people see nothing wrong with it. Please stop sending me those messages.)

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My buddy Bob Elisberg fills us in on the problem with so-called "reality shows" and the Writers Guild. Bob knows of what he writes.

What's the Matter With Kansas?

The Groo Crew — the four guys who bring you the adventures of the world's stupidest barbarian not currently running for public office — will be making a rare gang appearance in the middle of the country next month. The weekend of September 20-21, you can meet Sergio Aragonés, Stan Sakai, Tom Luth and Yours Truly at the Mo-Kan Comics Conspiracy, an event being held as any fool can plainly see at the Business and Technology College in Kansas City, MO.

There will now be a brief pause while you all think of an appropriate snide remark about Groo being celebrated in a building devoted to business and technology, neither of which has ever figured into the whole enterprise.

We'll be speaking and signing stuff and eating ribs (I told the convention organizers that I want to go to a couple of the great barbecue places in that town I've heard so much about). I dunno about my Groo-mates but it's my first time in that part of the U.S. of A. so it oughta be fun.

Two weeks later, October 4-5, I'll be going (without those other guys) to the Mid-Ohio Con in Columbus, Ohio where I'll be speaking and signing stuff and probably not eating ribs. And then I think I'm going to be a guest again at The National, a large comic con in New York which this year takes place November 14-16. More on these as the dates grow nearer.

Serious Oops!

Silly me…I plugged the wrong Stu's Show. The episode with Greg Ehrbar and Tim Hollis is next week. Today, Stu has on two other great pop culture experts, Tim Brooks and Earle Marsh, the authors of The Complete Directory to Prime Time Network and Cable TV Shows. This is also a fine book and their presence should also yield a fine show to which you oughta listen. That's 4 PM to 6 PM Pacific Time on Shokus Internet Radio.

Next week will be Ehrbar and Hollis. Then the week after (August 27), Stu will be chatting with Wesley Hyatt, author of The Encyclopedia of Daytime Television and with game show expert Steve Beverly. What's more, the week after that (September 3), it's a conversation with one of the great names in the world of comedy, Mr. Shelley Berman. Don't miss any of these.

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Recently, I linked to an article by Charles Van Doren in which he confesses (sort of) to his role in the quiz show scandals of the fifties. Stanley Fish doesn't think it was much of a confession.

not me on the radio

I haven't plugged anything on Shokus Internet Radio for a while so here's something. Later today, host Stu Shostak will be welcoming two fine authors/experts onto his Stu's Show. Greg Ehbrar and Tim Hollis are probably authorities on a lot of things but the topic today will be kids' records, about which these gents know everything. In fact, they authored a book I've recommended to you in the past — Mouse Tracks: The Story of Walt Disney Records. They'll be talking about (and playing) rare childrens' records of all kinds…and you can listen in (and even phone in) live!

It all happens today from 4 PM to 6 PM on the West Coast, 7 PM to 9 PM on the East Coast on Shokus Internet Radio. Go to that site at the appointed hour, click where they tell you to click and listen in. You might even hear the two surprise in-studio guests who'll be appearing along with Greg and Tim. Oughta be a good one.

Today's Video Link

On June 20, 1965, a once-in-a-lifetime concert was televised as a closed-circuit event to raise bucks for Dismas House of St. Louis, a halfway house for ex-convicts. It was a meeting of the fabled "Rat Pack" with Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis sharing the stage at the Kiel Opera House in St. Louis, doing pretty much what they did in Vegas, only this time with cameras taking it all in. There isn't much footage of the Rat Pack in Las Vegas…and certainly no complete performances. The St. Louis event is pretty much the best record of those gents in action.

Unfortunately, they were without the services of fellow Rat Packer Joey Bishop, who was out with a bad back. Fortunately, they got a kid named Johnny Carson to take over Joey's role in the proceedings. Our clip today is a few minutes of a musical number and it's notable that Johnny, who was never much of a singer, agreed to try and perform alongside the big boys.

After the '65 telecast, the show was never seen again…not until the nineties when producer Paul Brownstein tracked down a print of it that had been sitting in a closet in St. Louis. Every time I run into Paul, I find myself thanking him for finding and/or preserving some old TV show which would otherwise have been lost. I don't think I've thanked him for this one…so thanks, Paul. Here's a few minutes of the Rat Pack at their rattiest and packiest…

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Tuesday Morning

Here's something I couldn't help but notice…

NEW YORK — Former Justice Department officials will not face prosecution for letting improper political considerations drive hirings of prosecutors, immigration judges and other career government lawyers, Attorney General Michael Mukasey said today. Mukasey used his sharpest words yet to criticize the senior leaders who took part in or failed to stop illegal hiring practices during the tenure of his predecessor, Alberto Gonzales.

But, he told delegates to the American Bar Association annual meeting, "not every wrong, or even every violation of the law, is a crime. In this instance, the two joint reports found only violations of the civil service laws."

Did the Attorney General of the United States actually say, "…not…every violation of the law is a crime"? There's a sense in which that's true but it would have been a little more proper if he'd said, "Not every violation of the law is a prosecutable crime" or something to that effect. I mean, obviously it's not in the public's interest to prosecute every possible breach of any statute…but "violation of the law" is kind of the dictionary definition of the word "crime," isn't it?

I suspect what Mr. Mukasey actually meant was, "I was selected to make sure that there was as little prosecution as possible of Bush administration officials who break laws." Billions of dollars of our tax money that was supposed to go for the Iraq effort has instead gone into someone's pocket and that's probably not a crime now, either.

Remember the good ol' days when if a person in power (elected or appointed) had said something like that, he would have been called "soft on crime" and his resignation would have been demanded by most Republicans and even a lot of Democrats? A friend of mine said, back when it looked like Hillary Clinton might be our next president, "Five minutes after she's sworn in, the G.O.P. will demand a new Special Prosecutor to reopen the Filegate case."

Today's Video Link

This one runs an hour and I don't expect you to watch it all…but someone posted to YouTube, an entire David Letterman Show from September 12, 1980. This was Dave's morning show, the one he did for NBC that went largely unwatched…and I don't think it's hard to see why. He's the wrong guy for the time slot and he's also a little too smartass. You get the feeling that he doesn't even take his own show seriously so why should you? Plus, he feels all alone out there…no sidekick, no bandleader with whom he has any rapport, etc. Doesn't it feel like half the staff didn't show up for work that day but they made Dave go out and do his show anyway? Add to this the largely non-responsive studio audience and you have a rather cold, impersonal program that probably wouldn't work in any daypart but was certainly all wrong for weekday morns. And just to really finish it off, you had these news breaks that often led to awkward transititions back to comedy and light banter.

A year or two earlier, I'd become a big fan of Mr. Letterman's, seeing him act as emcee (or sometimes just a performer) at The Comedy Store up on Sunset. On that stage, he came off as polished and professional, especially compared to some of the other comics…and of course, it was amusing to see him act like we were all foolish to be there and it was even more ridiculous for a grown man to be doing what he was doing. That was The Comedy Store and it was late and half the audience was drunk, anyway. On NBC's daytime schedule, the same attitude drove viewers to reruns of The Jeffersons or whatever was over on CBS.

(I just checked and I was right: Reruns of The Jeffersons. Dave's show started as 90 minutes on June 23, 1980 and was cut to 60 minutes after about six weeks. It ran as an hour show until October 24 of that year, whereupon its time slot was handed over to two game shows, Las Vegas Gambit and Blockbuster. After that, NBC kept Letterman on the payroll until February 1, 1982 when he took over Tom Snyder's spot after Mr. Carson.)

So this is an interesting bit of history and like I said, I don't expect you to watch the whole thing. It's in seven parts and they should play, one after the other, in the player I've embedded below. You might watch a little of the opening and then leap ahead to the start of Part Four where Dave does a remote segment with some New York street vendors. Take a gander.

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The Best Policy

If you follow comics, you already know how well Colleen Doran draws. Turns out she's also real good at gathering info for folks — particularly freelancers — who don't have good health insurance.

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Ben Stein has lately written some very bizarre articles about Creationism and how a nasty thing called Science must be ignored if we are to live our lives properly. But when the man's right, he's right and I think he is about the Bush/McCain approach to the economy.

Monday Morning

You know, everyone predicted this would be a nasty, mud-filled presidential campaign. But no one thought the worst insult these guys would find to hurl at each other is, "You're a celebrity!"

Today's Video Link

I know some people would rather I just linked to light, happy video clips of wacky commercials and silly songs…but there are some things on the web you oughta see. Whether you like 'em or not.

Here are three video reports on "The Surge" from a gentleman named Ghaith Abdul-Ahad, a native of Baghdad who's employed by the Guardian in the U.K. Like all of you, I would love to believe the mantra of "The Surge is working" but an awful lot of evidence suggest that it's only been effective in reducing the humiliation of those in this country who backed the U.S. efforts in Iraq and made grandiose, impossible claims about "winning." It's a way for those who never want to believe their country does the wrong thing (at least when a Republican is in the White House) to stick their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la" loud enough to drown out the reality.

The three parts should play one after the other in the embedded player below. They total about thirteen and a half minutes. If someone would like to suggest an article or video that affords another view of this situation, please do.

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