Book Plug

I don't think I've mentioned it lately but I have a book coming out in February. It was supposed to be out this Christmas but doing it right (or as "right" as any book by me is likely to ever be) took a little longer than expected. Everything is presently on track for a February release.

The book is called Kirby: King of Comics. It is not (repeat: NOT) my long-awaited exhaustive biography of comic book legend Jack Kirby that will tell you what he had for lunch on the first Tuesday in August of 1953 — which, by the way, was a chicken salad sandwich on whole wheat toast with a side of macaroni salad and a cup of coffee, black. That book is still a few years off.

This book is a celebratory art book and bio of Jack that covers his entire career but not in microscopic detail. I tracked down the original art to many of my favorite Kirby covers and pages and we shot right off the originals and it's from the Harry N. Abrams company, so that should give you some idea of the quality and prestige of the whole thing. We always knew Jack deserved to be hailed as one of the great American illustrators of all time and now there's a volume that treats him as such.

I'll be talking more about the book here in the months to come. The only reason I'm mentioning it right now is to point you to this interview that Peter Sanderson did with me for Publishers Weekly. And if it motivates you to order the thing, here's a link by which you can do that.

Today's Political Comment

John Edwards keeps being asked if he'll back Hillary Clinton if, as does not seem impossible, she is the Democratic Presidential Nominee. He keeps avoiding direct answers saying (at most), things like "I fully expect to support the Democratic nominee, and I fully expect to be the Democratic nominee."

Okay, fine. We all understand you're running against the lady and don't want to say, "Of course, she'd be a great president." But John, you're really running against all the things Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney and most of the guys on that side of the ballot want to do, which is continue a lot of the "disastrous" (your adjective) policies of George W. Bush while making it seem like there's a new attitude in the White House. If you really believe that any of those policies and G.O.P. objectives would be as bad as you say, then Hillary by even the worst measure would be preferable. By not saying strongly you'd support her, you're trivializing your own criticisms of all the things Republicans stand for and you say you don't.

I'm not wild about Hillary Clinton in the White House. Or Edwards or Barack Obama. Once upon a time, I might even have favored Giuliani or McCain over a couple of those folks. But now with Rudy and John M. pandering to the ultra-right and pledging to out-tough (but apparently not out-think) Bush on Iran, I don't see any possible Democratic/Republican match-ups that would leave me a choice but to vote for the Democrat. Does Edwards? If he does, I wish he'd cue me in. If not, he shouldn't make it sound like he'd throw his support that way only because he had to.

Go Read It

Patrick Goldstein writes one of the sharpest pieces I've read yet on the WGA strike. That's what this fight is all about, people.

Another One Gone

If you ever lost money at the Frontier Hotel in Las Vegas and dreamed of seeing someone blow the place up, now's your chance. This site has all sorts of footage of this morning's explosion/implosion.

The Frontier was the first hotel I ever stayed in during a visit to that town. This was back in the eighties. It was a dump then and it never got any better. Despite a great location and cheap rooms, a lot of people shunned it as a place to stay and once Siegfried and Roy moved over to the Mirage and the Frontier closed its showroom, most folks saw no reason to even venture inside. The few times I did, I never found one. It's sad seeing yet another part of Vegas history disappear but it was sadder to see this one rotting away there the last few decades.

In its place will go a multimillion dollar mega-resort…which is much-needed since they haven't built a new multimillion dollar mega-resort in Vegas for almost a month now and the nearest one is all the way across the street. The developers are promising "one of the most beautiful, luxurious hotels in the world" and that's fine. But I can't help think that they would do just fine if they built a place that looked like the Frontier or the Sands in their heydays, called it "Old Vegas" and had the dealers in tuxedos and the spirit of Frank, Dean and Sammy hovering over it all.

In Denial

Someone at NBC is being awfully stubborn about admitting there's a Writers Guild strike on. I'm on a list that brings me press releases from the network and, for example, I just got this one with a "schedule update" for Late Night With Conan O'Brien. The asterisks denote a change from the previous release…

DAILY UPDATED LISTINGS FOR NBC'S LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN

UPDATED NOVEMBER 13

(Mondays – Fridays, 12:35 a.m. ET – 1:35 a.m. ET)

**(REPEAT) Tuesday, November 13 – Actress Glenn Close, actor Michael Cera, musical guest Modest Mouse

Wednesday, November 14 – Actor Jason Bateman, actor Brian Posehn, musical guest Plain White T's

Thursday, November 15 – Actor Benjamin Bratt, tennis player Venus Williams

Friday, November 16 – Actor Jonah Hill, actor Timothy Olyphant, and entertainer Fonzworth Bentley

In other words, now that it's Tuesday morning, we're grudgingly announcing that tonight's show will be a rerun but we're still pretending that tomorrow night's may actually be a new episode with guests Jason Bateman, Brian Posehn and Plain White T's. No writers are working on that episode and Conan may not even be in town. There are no talks going on at the moment that could conceivably settle the WGA strike before the day is out and I kinda doubt Jason, Brian and the T's are keeping the time open to tape Conan tomorrow. Still, we're not ruling out the possibility that everything could still come together and the show could go on.

By the way: I may be the only person in the world who gets annoyed by this but the press release is wrong in another way. Late Night With Conan O'Brien is not on Mondays through Fridays. It's on Tuesdays through Saturdays. I know that a show that starts shortly after Midnight feels like it's part of the preceding day but it isn't and in a world where people set VCRs or TiVos, this matters a little, perhaps only to me.

Another Shokus Radio Plug

This is a still from the movie The Greatest Show on Earth and that's Jimmy Stewart under that clown makeup. But never mind him. Take a look at that little girl. That's Beverly Washburn, an actress who has had one of the most amazing careers of anyone in Hollywood. I'd start listing great stars she's worked with and great films and TV shows she's been in but it might be easier to itemize the few she's missed.

Take a look at this list which isn't even close to complete. For instance, she did a lot more work with Jack Benny, who was kind of a mentor to her. Nor is the list done with, since she still works an awful lot.

Ms. Washburn will be discussing her astonishing career tomorrow on Stu's Show, the flagship program on Shokus Internet Radio. She'll be on live with Stu Shostak from 4 PM to 6 PM Pacific time, which is probably 7 PM to 9 PM back east. Click on over to the Shokus site for details on how you can listen in (and even phone in) to enjoy what will surely be a great show.

Today's Video Link

A public service announcement from (apparently) the early sixties with the great comic actor, Jack Gilford…

VIDEO MISSING

Leaving Town…

Postings here, especially about the WGA strike, may get a little erratic starting Wednesday. That's when I head East, though I'll keep in touch. Never stray too far from your weblog, my mother always taught me.

This coming weekend, I'll be among the many guests at the Big Apple/National Comic Convention in New York City, which is being held at the Penn Plaza Pavilion. More info can be obtained over at this website. I will be hosting two panels there. On Saturday at Noon, I'll be moderating one on Marvel in the Sixties and Seventies with a bunch of folks who worked on the comics then. The lineup isn't firm but it'll probably include Dick Ayers, John Romita, Herb Trimpe, Gary Friedrich and Joe Sinnott. And isn't it nice to hear that Joe, who was so sick not long ago, is well enough to travel into Manhattan to attend a comic convention?

Then on Sunday at 4 PM, Sergio Aragonés and I will be discussing on our bizarre and altogether unlikely work on Groo the Wanderer and some upcoming projects, including Will Eisner's The Spirit, which we are ruining writing for the folks at DC.

Then the following weekend, I'll be in Columbus, Ohio and so will Sergio. We'll be among the guests at Roger Price's wonderful Mid-Ohio Con, which takes place November 24 and 25 in Battelle Hall in the Columbus Convention Center. I've been to these before and they're always sensational…so if there's any chance you can make it, make it. Details on the con are here.

At both cons, if you see me and won't be ashamed to be seen in my presence, say hello, tell me you love the weblog, whatever. Just don't lie to me and tell me you're the guy who likes Candy Corn.

Today's Bonus Video Link

This should be required viewing for anyone who says there's no money to be made on the Internet…

Writers With Too Much Free Tine

The writers of Late Show With David Letterman have nothing better to do so they've started a blog. Looks like this one will be worth keeping an eye on.

One of them, Lee Ellenberg, tells a story about embarrassing himself by going up to Andrew Bergman on the picket line and telling him (wrongly) that he wrote the movie, The Jerk. I have an anecdote that links right up with that.

I had this lady friend who often did not know the credits of people she met around me. We got into the habit of me whispering them to her so she could participate in conversations and not just stand there feeling excluded.

So one day, we're at Farmers Market and I see the fine screenwriter Carl Gottlieb. He spots me and heads over to say howdy so I quickly whisper who he is to my friend. The three of us have a nice conversation and then, after we part, she turns to me and says, "He seemed very nice and very smart."

"Yes," I say. "Carl's one of the brightest guys I know."

She asks me, "Then why did you say he was a jerk?"

"No, no," I say. "I said he wrote The Jerk."

Still Facing Front and Hanging Loose

Photo by David Folkman

Another photo from last night's banquet staged by the Comic Art Professionals Society. Dave Folkman took this photo of CAPS President Bill Morrison, Sergio Aragonés, that Stan guy again and me. Bill is the guy in charge at Bongo Comics, publisher of The Simpsons, and he authored the current Captain Carrot mini-series drawn by Scott Shaw!

Stan is holding the award he was presented at the ceremony. It's called the Sergio, it was sculpted by the brilliant Rubèn Procopio and it looks a lot like Guess Who. I'll try to get a better photo of it up here one of these days.

Facing Front and Hanging Loose

At left in the photo above, you have Marv Wolfman, writer of cartoons and comic books and co-creator of many comic book characters not co-created by the guy in the middle. The guy in the middle is Stan Lee, and I probably don't have to tell anyone who'd find their way to this website who Stan Lee is and what he's done. The dashing gent at right is me and the photo was taken last night at the annual banquet of the Comic Art Professionals Society as it honored the guy in the middle.

I got to be the Master of Ceremonies and make a speech. Marv spoke, a member named Pat McGreal assembled a wonderful video overview of Stan's career and Scott Shaw! presented a special Stan Lee edition of his Oddball Comics slideshow, displaying some of the odder comics that Stan has worked on in his long career. Stan had to sit there and listen to it all. No wonder he got drunk.

The room (at a posh county club in Northridge) was packed with interesting, talented folks. Most were cartoonists but there were also actors like June Foray and Gary Owens, all convened to toast Stan and celebrate his life and times. It was a great evening and I'll post a few more photos as soon as the folks who took them e-mail them my way.

Net Profits

A performer and producer of Internet content named David Lawrence, who probably knows nothing about me just as I know nothing about him, has written and circulated a little essay, mostly I gather throughout the voiceover community. (Well, I do know one thing about Mr. Lawrence, which is that he constantly bombards me with self-promotional Spam and I wish he'd stop.) His article argues that the WGA is going about its strike all wrong, and that his union (he's in SAG) will make the same mistake if they fight for a share of Internet revenues. Since a couple of folks have asked me what I think of it, I thought I'd post my response. But first, if you somehow didn't find a copy in your e-mailbox amidst the Cialis ads and would like to read it, it's been posted here.

Okay then. Let me tell you why I don't think his argument holds a lot of H2O…

The argument is that there's no money to be made on things like webisodes on the Internet so it's daffy for a union to fight for that when they could be fighting for other, more tangible things. His primary evidence seems to be that he's tried it (the man has dozens of websites) and he hasn't been able to make any money on the Internet so that proves (I guess) that Disney, Time Warner, Fox, Sony, Paramount and Universal won't make any money on the Internet. He's been producing or appearing on webisodes like Goodnight Burbank and Infected on Revision3 and other ventures most of us have never heard of and they make only pennies. So obviously if ABC starts offering downloads of Lost on the Internet for a fee or Sony lets you download the next Spider-Man movie for a couple bucks, they'll make only pennies.

Or maybe he thinks they'll make nickels, I don't know. I also don't get the part where he says "I've also figured out ways to make several millions of dollars on the Internet over the last 15 years or so" but then goes on to say you can't make any money on the Internet. Later, he appends "…the money I've made on the Internet does not obviate my statement that the networks aren't making, or can't make, money on the net — in fact, it proves they can."

So, uh, if they can, might this not be a good time for us to start demanding a hunk of that money? I mean, if you can figure out how to make money on the 'net, there must be someone at all those big companies who can stumble onto the secret. Or maybe the guys at Google who are blissfully unaware there's no money to be made selling web advertising could come up with something.

You know what this reminds me of? When home video was starting — this was in the Flintstonian era of Beta — there were a few stores selling movies on tape. There weren't many because none of the major studios were yet offering the movies we really wanted. At that moment, there wasn't a lot of cash in home video. The day you could start buying mainstream releases, the day I bought the first of the ninety-three different versions of Goldfinger I've had to purchase over the years, it all changed. The big studios, the ones that control and define the business, went almost instantly from "We'll never sell our movies for home viewing" to "How fast can we get the DVD into stores?"

The home video biz exploded and the unions were way behind the curve. They're still playing Catch-Up because the Producers were able to structure the business in terms that were disadvantageous to sharing. And now the same companies are trying to do the same thing with Internet transmissions, defining almost everything as "promotional" and therefore not subject to established residual deals.

Are they really making no money on the Internet? They sure don't seem to think so. Every single entertainment conglomerate is assuring its stockholders that there are zillions to be made there and that the company is expertly positioned to maximize those bucks. More to the immediate point, if there's no money to be made on the Internet, it oughta be a breeze to halt the crippling strike that's costing them millions per day and destroying their Fall TV schedule and plans for film production in early '08. All they have to do it offer us a respectable percentage of that "no money" or a formula where our share kicks in only after revenues hit a certain level that reasonably denotes financial success. If there's no money, that won't cost them anything.

Of course, how much they're making today is not what this strike is about. It's how much they stand to make tomorrow and whether we're going to let them unilaterally write the rulebook for an industry that belongs to all of us. Some of us don't think that's such a great idea.

With all due respect to Mr. Lawrence, who I don't know at all, I suspect he's been working the Poverty Row corner of the Internet, not the section that Disney and Time Warner are looking to build. He speaks of actors working for free on webisodes. If I were in SAG, I think I'd like my union to be making it clear to Sony that they can't get union talent to work on their 'net projects for free. If I were an actor on Ugly Betty, I think I'd like my union to tell its production company that they can't, in lieu of rerunning those shows on network and paying me the agreed-upon residuals, slap them up on an ad-supported website and let a million people download them with nothing going my way.

They're not putting content on the web in order to lose money. These people don't even give anything away because they think they'll break even on the deal. They're doing it because they think they'll make enough cash to make Richie Rich look like M.C. Hammer. They may tell you that they aren't making any money off the deal but come on. These are the people who were telling Alan Alda that the M*A*S*H TV show had yet to turn a profit. Not only do we not have to believe them but they don't really expect us to believe them. It's just something they say as part of the never-ending campaign in this world to get talented people to write and perform and otherwise work for little or no money. If we let them get away with it, there will be no money on the Internet…for us.

Striking Numbers

KABC, the local ABC television station in Los Angeles, commissioned a poll about how the general population of the town views the Writers Guild Strike. 69% said they're on the side of the Writers, 8% sides with the studios and the rest aren't taking sides. That's a lot better for our team than I would ever have imagined.