Another rendition of the "Meet the Flintstones" theme. This one is a piano tutorial from the Sheet Music Boss…

What was it like in the jury room for the trial of Derek Chauvin? According to one juror, eleven of the twelve jurors were ready to convict immediately and the twelfth one was unsure. No one ever thought Chauvin was not guilty. Read how it went.

From Greg Butera…

I love when you write up a story which prompts questions and you then give a deeper answer about the inner workings of showbiz. Here's my contribution. Reading your answers today about the Bay City Rollers Show got me wondering about this part: "I worked on several TV shows on Stage 6 there and it was amazing how it could be a dense jungle in there on Tuesday and on Wednesday, they were taping Solid Gold or a game show in there. A lot of the 'magic' of television is made by set designers, the tech crew and super-heroes who are referred to as 'grips.'"

Do you know anything about where all that stuff goes between set tear down and put up? Are set materials tossed into a huge dumpster or reused? Are there huge warehouses on those studio lots where stuff from the Dean Martin variety show still sits? Is there some wunderkind who remembers it all so when he hears "Hey Jim, we need a stuffed llama for a John Oliver segment for HBO next week, we had one of those on the Smothers Brothers episode 6 in back in 1969 is it still in warehouse B"? That kind of detail just fascinates me.

Where sets go has a lot to do with someone — usually someone who deals in budgets — making a decision about how likely a given set is to be needed again. A decision is made before a set is built as to whether this will be or could be a permanent set that will be reused. Your favorite series probably has several rooms or locations that could turn up in every episode or many of them. When they build those sets, they make them extra-sturdy and they figure out where to store them…preferably close by in a warehouse on the studio grounds.

On the other hand, when a set is ordered and it's likely to only be used once for an hour or two and never again, that set might be built to last an hour or two and not much more. Parts of it might then be discarded. Parts of it might be cannibalized for other sets. You can always use living room walls, doorways, windows, etc. In fact, I worked on shows where we'd finish all the scenes on the living room set and then the crew would dismantle it, repaint parts of it and set those pieces up as part of a bedroom in another scene.

And if a set is simple enough and there's no immediate plans for it, that budget guy might decide it would be cheaper to not store the set. He'll consider the cost of warehousing it, the value of its components if it's recycled, the cost of refurbishing it if it's stored and then brought out of storage to be used, the availability of storage space and other factors. He might decide it would be cost-effective to let it be stripped down for its parts and then if it is needed again, rebuilt. The plans are always saved but not always the actual walls, especially if they're not built to last.

One of the responsibilities of a show runner on a series is to repeatedly answer questions like, "Do you think we'll ever have a scene again in Harry's garage?" And when a show is nearing its completion, someone has to decide when and if to preserve its key sets, just in case. I believe there's a story about Fawlty Towers where they'd done the first series and it didn't seem likely there'd be a second. Someone decided to throw away or recycle parts of the sets…and right after half of them were burned and the rest recycled into sets for other shows, contracts were signed to do Season #2.

The sets for The Dean Martin Show are long gone unless someone, as with some of Johnny Carson's sets, put them in a museum for historical purposes. If there was a stuffed llama on a Smothers Brothers show, it was probably rented from a prop house and it went back there after it was no longer needed. If John Oliver's show needs a stuffed llama, they'll go searching prop houses and other facilities for one. It's highly unlikely the same stuffed llama would be rented since the Smothers Brothers did all their shows in Los Angeles and John Oliver shoots in New York. (Well, actually, he shoots in a blank void these days but I know what you mean.)

Back when we did The Bay City Rollers Show, the Kroffts had a building out in the valley that made sets and costumes for all their shows and also for non-Krofft shows. Sets were stored there until (a) they were needed again or (b) someone was reasonably certain they wouldn't be. On some shows I wrote for Sid & Marty, the backs of the sets showed the names of earlier shows I'd written. Set designers are real clever about turning the inside of the mad scientist's lab into a wedding chapel…or whatever.

A whole bunch of Broadway performers — including Lena Hall, Patina Miller, Javier Muñoz, Alex Newell, Jarrod Spector, Erich Bergen and Aaron Tveit — salute New York City…

• Disneyland capping admission at 25% of park capacity sounds like a great idea to me. Can we get them to keep it that way forever? Or at least when I go?

Another rendition of the "Meet the Flintstones" theme. This one, as any fool can plainly see, is performed by DOMi…

Hello. Sorry to be posting so late in the day but I spent a lot of today's blogging time writing a final version of my recipe for Mark's Ridiculously Simple and Quick Recipe for Creamy Tomato Soup. It's there if you want to take a look at it. I have a bowl of said soup to my left as I'm writing this. And the bowl has the proper croutons in it.

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More and more things are opening up. Disneyland reopened today and I'm pretty certain that a lot of businesses that weren't sure of the proper time to do that decided to take their cue from the Magic Kingdom and its outlying lands. And I don't know if it's hit the press yet but the Magic Castle in Hollywood has told its members of a timetable to open its doors in the coming month…in, of course, a limited capacity.

I'm thinking of a number of folks I know who either were in the opening day mob for Disneyland or dearly wanted to be. These are folks for whom it's kind of a sacred place…an environment they love so much that they got cranky and/or depressed if they didn't go there once a month or even once a week. And some of the ones I've encountered probably weren't yearning for any particular attraction or photo op. They just feel good being somewhere — anywhere! — in Disneyland.

I never had that emotional connection to the place. I've lived in Southern California for my entire life — closing in on seven decades — and I think I've been there about six times. I usually enjoy myself but I've never felt a need to visit and have had free passes that expired before I got around to using them.

But I think I understand that yearning. I also understand the near-desperation some have had during The Pandemic to feel a bit of normality in their lives. I have friends who urgently needed to dine in a restaurant and did so as soon as that was possible. I have my own serious needs but not that one.

What I've heard about precautions and closures and COVID-related changes in Disneyland make it sound not-too-appealing to me as a place to be. I'm also not all that comfy with the idea of being around lots of other people these days, no matter what percentage of them are fully-vaccinated. I feel the same way about Las Vegas and New York. I feel the same way about the reopening plans for the Magic Castle. I've been a member there for forty years. Comic book conventions have been part of my life for fifty, yet I feel no time-sensitive need to be at one, especially when they're not in their normal state. I can wait until all these things are a little more like they used to be.

I don't think it's odd that I feel this way. I was an only child. I'm a professional writer. I've never had a problem with "alone" as long as I didn't feel it was forced upon me by no one wanting to associate with me.

Today though, I'm thinking about the people who absolutely, positively had to be at Disneyland as soon as possible. I know what one of the appeals of the place is how separated you are from the real world while you're there; how whatever worries about life and politics and your job and all the bad things that happen when you're not at Disneyland you may harbor, they can be easily overlooked when you're on Pirates of the Caribbean or Splash Mountain.

But as I understand it, the monorail is closed, Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln is closed, the Matterhorn bobsleds aren't bobsledding, you can't meet Mickey, etc. A lot of attractions and places to eat are closed and a lot of guests will be wearing masks and there will be new dividers and other ways to keep people from getting too close to one another…

I'm curious if the attendees today and the coming weeks will feel they've gotten away from outside world…or if there are just too many reminders…

Another rendition of the "Meet the Flintstones" theme. This one, as you may have guessed, is by Snowboy and the Latin Section at Hideaway…

I don't know that I've ever quoted this in more than two decades of doing this blog but at least once a week, I find myself thinking about and/or quoting a line that was uttered by the great playwright/director Moss Hart. Here it is…

I have had many successes in my life and many failures. Each time I had a success, it was for a different reason. Each time I failed, it was for the same reason. I said yes when I meant no.

That's the quote. See if you can retain it in the most-easily accessed part of your brain. And see how often you find yourself using it.

This Sunday night — 9 PM on my set — CNN is at long last beginning The Story of Late Night, a "six-part docuseries that will take viewers on a journey through late-night television's most memorable moments. Spanning a more than 60-year history of engaging with, adapting to and influencing our rapidly changing society, late-night television has grown into a thriving entertainment phenomenon and vitally important cultural institution." That's from the press release.

This has been in the works for quite some time and I think they announced and reneged on a couple of start dates…but it looks like it's debuting for real. I will be TiVoing and watching and we'll probably discuss it on this blog.

I see a lot of folks online today presuming Rudy Giuliani is about to be cuffed and hauled off to the slammer. Well, maybe. What we know about the case would lead us in that direction…but I remember all the times when right-wingers were dead-certain Hillary C. was about to be incarcerated for obvious, undeniable crimes. Maybe we oughta wait until someone is arrested before we celebrate their arrest.

Podcaster Joe Rogan is walking back comments he made on his show that young people don't need to be vaccinated. Joe Rogan is not a doctor, he's a fucking moron…and that's not what I'm saying about him, that's what he's saying about him, adding "I'm not a respected source of information, even for me." Too many people who have a microphone and an audience think those equate to a diploma from an accredited medical school.

Don't get your medical advice from the Joe Rogans of the world or the Tucker Carlsons or politicians or even me. Here's my medical advice: Find a real, honest-to-Hippocrates, licensed doctor that you trust and listen to them. They may not be infallible but they'll be right a lot more often than you are.

Why won't some people get the two doses of Pfizer or Moderna or even the one dose of Johnson & Johnson? William Saletan, a columnist often quoted on this blog, crunches some polling numbers to tell us why.

And last week here, I linked you to author John Green discussing "vaccine hesitancy." Here, John's brother Hank tackles the same issue in a somewhat different manner…

This was posted to the web one year ago yesterday but for some odd reason, I never saw it until today. It's a lot of folks involved with the musical Wicked celebrating and thanking people who extended themselves with great heroism during the COVID crisis…and it's every bit as timely, if not more so, today…

• Hey, isn't this the first time a president has ever addressed a joint session of Congress with two women seated behind him?

Another rendition of the "Meet the Flintstones" theme. This one is from The Notebenders…