ASK me: A Career in Comics

Richard Gagnon writes…

I have a nephew that wants to be a comic book writer/artist. He's a little rough around the edges, but he's at an age where his work is going to improve tremendously in the next few years. He has the potential to be a professional comic book artist. From everything I've read, being a comic book pro is more a labor of love than something that will be financially rewarding. I'd be interested in your insights on pursuing a career in comics. I'd imagine that the pay you get for writing comics is the least lucrative writing that you do (although it must be a sheer pleasure to see what Sergio draws from your scripts).

Well, first of all, most of what I do with Sergio is co-written, not always in the same ratio, so I never think of him drawing my scripts. I think of it all as what we produce together. That said, I often find great joy in writing comics because (a), I grew up loving comic books and (b), because of how few collaborators you have. On a TV show, live or animated, there are contributions by dozens and dozens…sometimes hundreds of others. You don't even meet a large percentage of them and on a cartoon show, many of them may be located in another country and speaking a different language so what you do gets handled by a lot of strangers.

And their sheer number guarantees that some of them will not be very competent or on the same wavelength. On a comic book, three or four people are involved so there's a real good chance that you'll all be in contact, you'll all be in sync and they'll all be good at what they do. I loved it when I was working with Will Meugniot or Dan Spiegle or Scott Shaw! or…well, most of my co-conspirators. And yeah, the money was less than some other jobs but you have to factor in the stress and the time spent in meetings and arguments and such. Compare making $1000 on a job that's fun and easy and quick with one that pays ten times that but has 20+ times the tsuris.

Personally, I've had good and bad experiences in each work area and there have been many non-monetary perks in each. I worked briefly as a story editor on a network adventure series and I probably made less per hour on that job than I made writing Scooby Doo comic books. And I had a lot less fun.

But to get to what you asked about: I tell everyone these days, "Do not under any circumstances become a comic book writer or artist!" Tomorrow night, I'm speaking to a bunch of wanna-be cartoon writers up at U.C.L.A. and I"ll tell the same thing about writing cartoons. What you should do instead is to become a comic book or cartoon writer or artist who does many things, one or two of which are in one or both of those areas.

There are a couple of reasons for this. One is that we're in the era of merging media. Writing or drawing cartoons and writing or drawing comics and writing or drawing videogames are all overlapping and morphing together. There are jobs where it's hard to tell which you're doing and it will only get harder.

Another thing is that we are no longer in a time where you could do what a lot of my friends did in the seventies when they were breaking into comics or cartoons. They'd say, "Once I get established at DC Comics, I'll work for them the rest of my life" or "I'll get a job at Hanna-Barbera and work there until I retire." That doesn't happen anymore. Companies like DC Comics move across country and go through many changes of management. (I don't know anyone at DC now who is reasonably certain they'll be there in three years. Some of them will be but no one is sure it'll be them.) Companies like Hanna-Barbera go out of business and others get sold and become largely-new companies.

In July of this year, I marked fifty years of being a freelance professional writer. I've never been out of work for more than about six hours and that's because I've never been exclusive to any company nor have I ever gotten 100% of my income (or even close to it) from any one source. I'm not saying that to brag and I'm not claiming I was brilliant to run my life this way because it really wasn't planned. I may have done, as we sometimes do in this world, the right thing by accident. But if your kid is thinking, "All I want to do in life is write and draw Marvel comics" — or do any one thing for any one employer — I think he's in for a lot of grief.

Since I haven't seen anything he's done, I am making zero judgment on his skills. But this applies even if he's the absolute best at what he does and the farther he is from being that, the more it applies.

I would also suggest that he has to love the work. I assume he does now…but will he love it when he hits the inevitable rough periods? When he works on some project where everyone involved winds up hating each other and pointing fingers at one another to escape the blame for what resulted? There will be such projects and what keeps you going is that you love the profession even when one or more assignments are like skinny-dipping in the fire pits of Hell. There's a quote I've heard attributed to many actors but usually Henry Fonda. It goes, "To be an actor, you have to still love acting even after the play that closed during rehearsals directed by the worst human being who ever lived."

I could go on and on about this topic and surely will in subsequent posts, and I've said some of it before here. I'm quite serious about it. I think the reason to become a writer or artist (or actor or anything of a creative nature) is because you don't think you'd be happy doing something else. If your son feels that way, he's off to a good start.

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Bernie

Like all of you, I awoke this morning to news that went roughly like this…

Bernie Sanders had heart surgery Tuesday night after experiencing pain in his chest at a campaign event earlier in the day, senior adviser Jeff Weaver said in a statement Wednesday. The 78-year-old Sanders had a blockage in one artery and had two stents inserted. He is now "conversing and in good spirits," the statement said. All of his events and appearances have been canceled until further notice, and the campaign has reportedly begun canceling ad buys in Iowa, where it was due to begin airing its first TV ads of the campaign.

Aw, shit. Senator Sanders might not have been my first choice for President this time around but if I get a ballot with his name on it, I'll have no trouble voting for him. I fear now I won't get that ballot…and if he stays in the race, there will only be one topic around him: He's not healthy enough. I hope we have him around and in front of microphones for a long, long time. But even people who supported him yesterday are probably quietly thinking they need to support someone else. That's not the way his admirable, exciting campaign oughta end.

Today's Video Link

Twenty years ago (this week, some claim) on one of the many incarnations of Hollywood Squares, this happened and it's well worth your time to watch it. If you're in a hurry, start at 8:15 when they call on Penn & Teller and watch it from there. But if you can spare 18 and a half minutes, watch it from the start…

ASK me: Late Night Politics

Kamden Spies wrote to ask…

Since you're a historian of late night television, I thought you could answer this question. What do you think changed Late Night in terms of politics? Before Trump, it seemed that The Daily Show was the only show that focused heavily on politics. I know that Carson and Letterman would do political humor, but not to the extent that Meyers or Colbert do. While I think they're hilarious (particularly Seth Meyers' Closer Look segments), I'm just curious what changed Late Night.

I'd say audience response did and I'd give some credit to the thing that's changed just about everything everywhere: The Internet.

But The Daily Show wasn't the only late night show that offered it. The Colbert Report did. Bill Maher's two shows did. Saturday Night Live usually has a couple of political bits plus whatever's in their Weekend Update segment. There are a few others…and while Carson and Letterman and those guys didn't do as much of it as some guys do now, they did during the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky matter. During that period, it was very hard to write a joke about anything else.

The Internet has made everything more topical. Once upon a time, newspapers went to press once a day and TV news shows happened at a few specific hours. Now, news reporting is a 24/7 thing and current events are a lot more current. It's why the late night shows no longer pick their reruns from a year back as Johnny and Merv once did. A rerun now is of a show that first aired two weeks ago. If they ran a year-old show, it would feel like they'd dredged something up from the sixties. More topical humor means more politics.

And then there's the fact that when Stephen Colbert replaced Letterman, a guy who did topical humor and who was immersed in politics replaced a guy who seemed uncomfy in that area and often half-joked about not knowing very much about it. It is widely believed in the industry that Colbert's rise to the top of the ratings had a lot to do with getting more political, which has largely meant slamming Trump. In TV, when you want to know where something came from, the answer is usually someone who got real successful doing it so everyone else felt they should do it.

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Al Jaffee is on Instagram!

I believe in saving the word "legend" for folks who really, really deserve it. Al Jaffee — who at age 98 has been contributing to MAD magazine for 64 years — really, really deserves it. And he deserves to have a lot of people following his new Instagram page.

And you know who else deserves the title of "legend?" Anyone who starts Instagramming at the age of 98.

How Comic-Con Came To Be

A few weeks ago here, we had the tough task of saying goodbye to a great guy and a fine writer-researcher, Bill Schelly. One of the last big things Bill wrote and researched was a long, expertly-crafted history of Comic-Con International in San Diego. It was commissioned for and published in the souvenir book for the 50th Comic-Con last July.

Inevitably, a few folks have carped that they felt they and their contributions should have been mentioned more expansively but if you leave that aside, no one seems to have serious quibbles with Bill's reporting or with his judgment calls on what constituted a major event or deed. I sure don't. If you want to know how that wonderful annual gathering came to be, you'll want to give it a read…and now, you don't need to score a copy of that souvenir book to do so. The convention folks have posted a PDF of Bill's article online and you can get it right here.

Today's Video Link

One of my favorite comedians is Jim Jefferies and I really like his show on Comedy Central. Here he is on the topic of socialism…

Your Monday Afternoon Trump Dump

I haven't done one of these for a while…but why not? It looks like it's not going to be a very good week for Donald Trump. Oh, he'll score a point or two but he's going to spend this week — and probably the rest of his time in office — tweeting in hysterics about plots against him and Fake News and how he is absolutely perfect and everyone against him is lying, treasonous pondscum who hates him and America — in that order of importance. Here's some reading…

I have a pet peeve about people who vow they're going to pass a Constitutional Amendment and then drop the matter two days later. This is the case with about 999.99999999% of all promises to pass a Constitutional Amendment. In the same vein are accusations of Treason, usually by someone who thinks the definition of Treason is "doing anything I don't like." Dylan Matthews reminds us what Treason actually means.

Kevin Drum lays out the facts in the accusation of Biden wrongdoing in the Ukraine. So far, there's absolutely no case against either Joe or his son, and I suspect Trump and his minions know that. But you know, if you're Donald Trump and someone is running against you, you have to accuse them of tons of vile corruption if only so yours won't look so awful. Drum also reminds us how so many Republicans earnestly believe a lot of bad shit about Democrats.

Jonathan Chait explains why Lindsey Graham's defense of Trump is a pretty darned weak one, no matter how fervently he makes it.

Conservative columnist Rod Dreher thinks that "Trump's paranoia, à la Nixon, is going to destroy him."  I think that's happening right this minute. Maybe the ghost of Barry Goldwater will go to the White House and tell Donald it's time to get out.

And there are a lot of Conservative pundits and politicians who are acknowledging Trump probably committed impeachable offenses but who also think that impeaching him will hurt the country more than not impeaching him. Daniel Larison takes on one of them and explains why that's wrong.

Like I said, not a very good week to be Donald Trump. Or someone who has to go out and explain why every single criticism of him is a lie. Kellyanne Conway's on one of the cable channels right now trying to convince everyone in America and good luck with that, Kellyanne. You can't even convince everyone in your marriage.

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  • I'm going to make a fortune over the next year thanks to the Trump administration. I'm filing trademark papers so everyone has to pay me whenever they use the phrase, "throw someone under the bus."

Home From the Movie

Gee, I enjoyed that. A lot of us met first for dinner at a place that serves "artisan pizza," a term which I've learned denotes pizzas that are small, overpriced and covered with toppings I don't want on my pizza. Then we walked over to the Cinerama Dome Theatre at the Arclight in Hollywood to see It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World — a movie I first saw in that building the evening of November 23, 1963. As I'm pretty sure I've mentioned here before, that was one day after Lee Harvey Oswald shot President John F. Kennedy and one day before Jack Ruby shot Lee Harvey Oswald.

That was a weekend of great despair in America with people genuinely fearing the nation was doomed and that we were without leadership. Thank Heaven it isn't like that anymore.

(It's after Midnight so our Trump-Free Weekend here is over.)

Perhaps some of my love for Stanley Kramer's epic comedy flows from the emotions of that first viewing. I was eleven and a half years old, which was old enough to appreciate an event that took me and everyone around me away from the agony of that weekend. But I was also old enough to be a student of most of the great comedians in that cast. At intermission, I (age 11.5, remember) explained who some of them were to the folks sitting next to us who were in their forties. To see all those great artists working together and off each other was a pure joy for me and probably more important than any escapism that night. I still marvel at the skills on display in the film.

Don't like it? Fine. I probably don't like something that makes you very happy and I won't try to argue it shouldn't. We all need as many of those as we can get. I hear the theater is going to make this an annual event. If they do, so will I.

This Evening

You'll never guess what movie I'm going to see for the seventy-eight-jillionth time.

Today's Video Link

The harmonious folks of Voctave perform hits from the Andrews Sisters' songbook…

A Great Sid Haig Story

When Sid Haig passed away, I wrote this obit…and I would have liked to have included a great Sid Haig story but unfortunately, I didn't have a great Sid Haig story. I didn't know Sid well and had never worked with or near him…so no great Sid Haig story.

But yesterday, I had lunch at the Magic Castle with my longtime friend Buzz Dixon. Buzz is a fine writer but more importantly, he worked for a time at Filmation Studios where he got himself a great Sid Haig story. I asked him to type it up and send it to me so I could share it with you here. Here is Buzz Dixon with his great Sid Haig story…

Filmation Studios filmed their live action series Space Academy and Jason of Star Command in a warehouse-like building in a small industrial park in Canoga Park. From the outside, it looked no different from the half dozen or so other medium size businesses/manufacturers in the same park. As a result, we were frequently visited by salesmen dutifully hitting each business in the complex.

One of them saw producer/director Arthur Nadel's name on the parking slot next to the front door and correctly assumed he was the head honcho of whatever was going on inside. He went in and approached the receptionist at the window next to the inner door where you had to be buzzed in.

"I'm here to see Mr. Nadel," said the salesman.

"Mr. Nadel is busy," said Janice the receptionist.

"He'll want to see me."

"Well, if you would leave your card I'll see he gets it."

"Nope! I'm not moving until I see Mr. Nadel."

At that point Sid Haig, who was playing the villain Dragos in Jason of Star Command, walked by behind the receptionist.

Now, let me explain that Dragos was our Darth Vader-like character, a tall imposing figure in scarlet and black with a long flowing cape. Add to this platform boots to boost his already towering 6'4" height and a face that, in the words of the late John Dorman, "looked like it had caught on fire and had been stabbed out with an ice pick." (A face that belied Sid's sweet and insightful personal nature, but that's what acting is all about, isn't it?)

Sid strode by, nodded to the receptionist, said, "Hi, Janice" then disappeared, cape billowing behind him.

The salesman stood gape-jawed. "Who was that?"

"That," said Janice, "was Mr. Nadel."

We never saw that salesman again.

Thank you, Buzz Dixon, for the great Sid Haig story.

Announcement

I hereby declare this a Trump-free weekend here at newsfromme.com. I will not mention him until Monday unless he resigns, gets us into a war or grabs someone by the pussy.