- Alex Jones says Democrats are going to launch a new Civil War tomorrow. If that doesn't happen, I may begin to lose some of my respect for Alex Jones.
Brian Gillis, R.I.P.
One of the best close-up magicians alive is no longer alive. Brian Gillis passed away yesterday, a few days after suffering a massive heart attack. I have no idea how old he was but he did magic for an awfully long time.
Brian was a casual friend. I'd see him at the Castle and we'd talk about magic…and he knew more about it than just about anybody I've ever known. He made some memorable appearances on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and it was obvious that Carson — a former magician, as you probably know — was in awe of Brian's skills.
A few months ago, I took some friends to the Castle promising them three of the best close-up guys around. Two of them were Richard Turner and Paul Gertner, both of whom "won" on Penn & Teller Fool Us. In fact, Paul won twice and the second time was on the episode that aired last night. Brian was there that night but not on the performance schedule and as a favor to me, he arranged a special show — essentially the act I've embedded below — for me and my friends, plus some Castlegoers who were invited in so we had a substantial audience. If you think the act looks good on video, you should have seen it live. I'm sorry you'll never get the chance.
Here's 22 minutes of Brian in the Close-Up Gallery in the Magic Castle a few years ago. See if you can catch when Brian steals a guy's watch without the guy knowing it…
Alexander Hamilton and John Adams
Here's a conversation between Lin-Manuel Miranda, creator of the Broadway show Hamilton, and William Daniels who starred in an earlier musical about the Founding Fathers, 1776.
Today's Video Link
Eric Idle sells and sings about his forthcoming book, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life: A Sortabiography. Here's a link to pre-order it.
Never Ever Right
Larry Kudlow is the director of the National Economic Council for President Donald Trump and the Captain Peter "Wrong Way" Peachfuzz of Economics. He is always wrong. He was wrong when he was an economic advisor to Ronald Reagan. He was wrong when he was a CNBC TV host. He was wrong when he was an economic consultant to Bear Stearns and he does not limit his wrongness to matters of finance. He was a leading exponent of the U.S. invasion of Iraq, proclaiming it a dead certainty that Saddam Hussein had those Weapons of Mass Destruction that no one was ever able to find.
Kudlow was a major advocate of the Trump tax cut for the wealthy, insisting it would bring the deficit way, way down. He's been insisting lately that it's working but no one else seems to think that. Politifact just awarded his claims the coveted "Pants on Fire" designation.
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- We need a three-strike rule for politicians claiming "the offensive remarks [or cartoons] on my social media were posted accidentally by someone on my staff without my knowledge." The third time, they need to own it.
Alan Longmuir, R.I.P.
Alan Longmuir, a founding member of the Bay City Rollers music group, has died at the age of 70. Once upon a time, the Rollers sold — depending on which account you believe — somewhere between 120 and 170 million records. Even the low-end estimate qualifies them as one of the most successful acts of their day.
A very minor footnote in their career is that in 1978, they hosted thirteen episodes of The Krofft Superstar Hour for American television and I was the Head Writer. There are all sorts of stories around about the Rollers then and since, some of them creepy or sad…and I have no idea how much truth, if any, there is to such tales.
I just wanted to say, in case it matters in the slightest, that during our long-ago four (or so) month association, Alan was an absolute professional and the cause of zero problems. In fact, when there were problems within the group, he was the guy who solved them. I have nothing but good memories of the man. Sorry to see he's left us.
My Latest Tweet
- There's something oddly comforting when I think that no matter how bad my day may go, it's still a lot better than any day in the recent life of Harvey Weinstein.
My Latest Tweet
- And my spell-checker converted "tariffs" to "taxes," which suggests it was programmed by a Democrat.
My Latest Tweet
- Apparently, someone told Trump he could raise tariffs on other countries but didn't tell him that they could raise taxes on us.
The Rhythm of Life
Reprise is a company here in Los Angeles that stages short-term musicals, reviving old and well-remembered shows for brief glimpses. They mount them with minimal sets, minimal costumes and minimal rehearsals…and all of their productions are amazing just for being thrown together in so little time and for so little money. To see one, you have to act quickly because there are only around fifteen performances of each show.
Reprise went away for a while due to financial problems but it's back now. Last night was the final performance of their season-opener, Sweet Charity and later in the year, they're doing Victor/Victoria and Grand Hotel. Fortunately, all that minimalism does not include minimal talent. I had a real good time. If I hadn't, I would have titled this review, "There's Gotta Be Something Better That This" but I didn't.
I wish I'd been able to tell you sooner about this so some of you could have gone on my recommendation. I'm an opening-night subscriber but their opening night coincided with the Sherman Brothers Tribute at the Motion Picture Academy so I moved my tickets to a later performance. Then that later performance was canceled when one of the lead performers had a death in the family — there are no understudies when you only do fifteen performances — so I wound up on closing night. If I'd gone earlier, I'd have suggested you rush to see it.
Kathleen Marshall directed and Laura Bell Bundy performed the hell out of the title role. This is the kind of show where if you don't have someone incredible in the lead, you might as well not do the show at all. Ms. Bundy — who got super-famous in the lead in the musical of Legally Blonde — was utterly electric, supplying a lot of personality and humanity that was maybe not all there in the play as written. Sweet Charity does not have the greatest book. Neil Simon wrote it and even when the original show was a hit on Broadway, he wasn't all that proud of his contribution. It has not aged well and I suspect that one of these days, someone's going to "update" it because the score by Dorothy Fields and Cy Coleman is just too good.
As is not surprising with Reprise shows, the whole cast is great. I was especially impressed with Barrett Foa as Oscar Lindquist, Krystal Joy Brown as Helene and Yvette Gonzales Nacer as Nickie. Mr. Foa is a regular on an NCIS show I don't watch and whenever he's done with that, someone's going to star him in a comedy series and have a very big hit. The guy is funny.
I could go on but what's the point? It closed last night. You can't go see it. If you live anywhere near Los Angeles, you might consider a two-show subscription to the rest of the Reprise season. In speeches before and after the show, they made it clear they're kinda desperate for money. A lot of good theater is these days and this enterprise is highly deserving of support. Here's a link.
Mushroom Soup Sunday
Unless I need to post a sudden obit, there might not be new content here for a day or two. Lots of things I've got to get done. When I do return, I have some other tales about Harlan Ellison and some info and further clips of That Was the Week That Was.
Comic-Con International convenes in seventeen days.
Today's Video Link
The classic "We Are the World" video is re-created by a bunch of talented folks from Broadway…
A Harlan Ellison Story
By actual count, there are 8,448,329 anecdotes about Harlan Ellison, 7,609,224 of which are actually true. This is one that fits into both categories and it involves a man named Julius Schwartz who was an important editor for DC Comics and a semi-important figure in the science-fiction community. Julie and Harlan had an extremely close relationship that some would describe as "father-son." Some would also tell you that at times, Julie — though he was nineteen years older than Harlan — was in the "son" role.
Most of the time though, Julie was the obstreperous adult and Harlan, the even-more-obstreperous child. Every Wednesday morning for a very long time, Julie (in the DC offices in New York) would phone Harlan (in his home in Southern California) and they'd talk about anything and everything. One day around 1971, the topic somehow ventured to the notion of Harlan, who had done very little writing for comic books, writing a Batman story. Julie Schwartz was the editor of Batman and Detective Comics at the time. Harlan did not want to do it with any sort of deadline but he said he would come up with something in the near future.
This was in 1971.
Now with Harlan's passing, the Internet is filled with remembrances and honors and cyber-mourning and tributes, and in lot of them you'll see some version of the phrase, "He inspired me to become a writer." Harlan did a lot of that. He inspired people in other ways, as well. He occasionally inspired someone to hate Harlan Ellison but we won't go into that here. Here, I'm celebrating him for inspiring so many people in a good way. Like I said, he was a writer who made other writers proud to be writers.
So many of us learned good, valuable things from him but a few writers I can think of learned to yell and scream about every rewrite, every note, every alteration. I can't guarantee the following but supposedly, someone once asked Ray Bradbury if it was a wise idea for a writer to fight about each bit of interference the way Harlan did. Bradbury reportedly replied — and this sure sounds like an answer he'd give — "I don't know if that's okay but if you try it, check first and make sure you have the talents of a Harlan Ellison."
(In truth, Harlan did not turn every single bit of producer or editor or network input into a battle. It's just that when he did, we who admired his work all heard about it. And heard about it. And heard about it.)
So there might have been a few wrong lessons to learn from the man. More serious was his occasional inability to meet deadlines. He turned his chronic tardiness in everyday life into one of his better stories, "'Repent, Harlequin!' Said the Ticktockman." It's a fascinating work because he seems to have tried to take every rule of Good Writing he could think of, violate it and still wind up with Good Writing. I know some disagree but I kind of think he made it.
But he was late with so much of what he wrote, and I suspect…well, I know there are writers who think, "If Harlan Ellison can be weeks/months/years late, so can I." To quote Ray Bradbury again, assuming he even said it, "I don't know if that's okay but if you try it, check first and make sure you have the talents of a Harlan Ellison."
One might argue that he was not late with the Batman story he promised in 1971 to write for Julie Schwartz since he never had a firm deadline. But it finally saw print in the October, 1986 issue of Detective Comics, fifteen years later…and eight years after Julie had stepped down as the editor of Detective Comics. Deadline or no deadline, that's late.
But let us step back to the ten-year anniversary of the promise to write this story. Imagine yourself back at the Comic-Con International in San Diego in 1981. It was at the El Cortez Hotel in that city and it wasn't even the Comic-Con International yet. It was the San Diego Comic Con and attendance was a whopping — brace yourself — 5000 people. Now, there's 5000 people in the hall dressed as Harley Quinn, many of them even women.
We're at the awards ceremony where they're presenting not the Eisner Awards like they do nowadays but the Inkpot Awards. They still give out Inkpot Awards but at panels and other programming, not at the big awards ceremony. One of them is to be presented to Julius Schwartz and there to watch him receive it is his friend (and former client back when Julie was an agent), Ray Bradbury.
I am seated at a table in the hall awaiting that impending moment when someone comes up to me and whispers that there's a man outside who needs to talk to me. "He says it's urgent," says the whisperer so I get up and go out to the hall and there is Harlan, who had not otherwise made an appearance at the con. He is clutching a manila envelope which he informs me contains his Batman script. He drove down to the con to surprise Julie with it and he wants me to help him sneak into the ballroom so he can make an effective entrance. At the proper moment — which may be only seconds away — he will spring up onto the stage and turn in the script in front of what seems like the entire professional comic book community.
Just then, we hear from inside the hall that the next Inkpot recipient is Julius Schwartz. There's a burst of applause and Harlan urges, "Quick! Get me in there while he's still on the stage!"
I say, "Relax! If Julie's making an acceptance speech, we have plenty of time." I tell Harlan to follow me and I will be his shield. I am 6'3" and somewhat wide. You could have hidden Lawrence Welk and his entire orchestra behind me. Harlan is 5'5" and somewhat narrow so as I make my way through the ballroom, few people notice that he is shadowing me. When I get to a pillar near the stage, I motion that he should hide behind it and he does as I continue on back to my seat.
Julie Schwartz is on the stage and so are Ray Bradbury and few other folks. Julie is thanking everyone and talking about how in his career, he was worked with so many talented writers and artists. Utterly unaware Harlan is even in the same area code let alone twelve feet away, he says something like, "Everyone helped me by getting their work in on time. Well, except for one person but I probably shouldn't mention his name."
Someone yells out, "Mention his name!" Once when Harlan told this story, he said it was me but I'm pretty sure it wasn't. I sorta recalled it was him but he would have remembered if it had been him. Whoever yells it out causes Julie to say, "It was Harlan Ellison!" There is a big laugh from the audience…and I don't think any of them had spotted Harlan behind that pillar. Julie adds, "He promised me a script ten years ago and I'll probably never see it. If I do, I'll probably reject it!"
Suddenly, Harlan leaps from behind the pillar and, making his way to the stage, he proudly waves the envelope. The audience is hysterical and Julie is gasping in amazement and laughing and having some sort of editorial seizure all at the same time. I doubt anyone who was there will forget that moment.
Once on stage, Harlan whispers something to Julie who laughs, then Harlan grabs the microphone and makes a wonderful speech about the honor of writing a Batman script for the great Julius Schwartz. Jackie Estrada, who now runs the big awards event at Comic-Con International, was there at that moment with her camera. Here with her permission is a photo she took. If you click it on it, it will fill your screen…but then come back and I will describe a few things to you.

The gent at the left is Ray Bradbury. In the back is Sergio Aragonés who was onstage during the ceremony to draw cartoons of the winners. You may notice that Sergio never gets older although his mustache does. You can only see a little of the man next to him but it's almost certainly Shel Dorf, one of the founders of Comic-Con. And then you have Harlan and Julie.
There is more talk and thanks and hugging and then Ray, Harlan and Julie depart the stage and the next award is presented. I am curious as to what it was that Harlan whispered to Julie when he got up there so as soon as the festivities end, I scoot over to Julie's table and I ask.
He leans in confidentially to me and says, "He said, 'It's just the first page but I promise I'll finish it in the next week.'" Julie then opens the envelope to show me and, sure enough, it's a title page and about fourteen sheets of blank paper.
Today's Video Link
Here's a find. From January of '64 until May of '65, NBC had a show in prime time called That Was the Week That Was. It was a half-hour of topical comedy done live out of New York and it was the Americanized version of a popular British show which also involved David Frost in a producing and hosting capacity. The show was a critical favorite but not hugely popular and during the '64 presidential election, it was sabotaged.
Like most good political humor, it had a liberal bent and during that election, the Republican National Committee didn't like the jokes about its candidate, Barry Goldwater. So week after week, the R.N.C. or allied organizations would buy the half-hour to air paid political ads, keeping TW3 (the show's nickname) off the air. You can't do that today but you could then. The show literally did not air for weeks.
I remember it was a great show filled with New York (and Broadway) talent including at times along with Mr. Frost, Henry Morgan, Buck Henry, Alan Alda, Elliot Reid, some amazing guest stars and the "TW3 Girl," Nancy Ames, who sang the theme each week with sharp, topical lyrics. Tom Lehrer wrote and occasionally performed songs and puppeteer Burr Tillstrom, who'd been responsible for Kukla, Fran and Ollie, did these odd "hand ballets" which were like puppet shows with no puppets on mostly-serious topics.
If you're thinking, "Hey, I'd like to see a couple of episodes of that"…well, you can't. They don't seem to exist. In the early eighties when a pilot was made to try and bring it back on ABC, I was asked to write on it and while I ended up opting for another project, I did get to meet David Frost and heard him cursing — as he apparently did often — the geniuses who'd bulk-erased all the old tapes.
But we have here a video made from a recording of the audio track from one episode, the one from June 19. 1964. The cast includes Frost, Alda, Reid, Tillstrom, Phyllis Newman, Tom Bosley and the singer you'll hear at the opening is Nancy Ames. Lacking the visual, you won't get all the jokes but you'll get a feeling for the energy of the show and the tone…and remember it was done live. Give a listen…