Harassments and Embarrassments

Everywhere I went this past weekend, people were talking about Sexual Harassments and all these job-ending revelations. Three different people asked me roughly the same question: Do I think Louis C.K. has disqualified himself as being a stand-up comedian? I don't think Louis C.K. has even disqualified himself from being President of the United States. How many accusers does Trump have now?

Is it possible for Mr. C.K. to make a comeback? Well, let's look at it this way: The whole world saw Mike Tyson bite somebody's ear off and then he was convicted of raping an 18-year-old woman and had to register as a tier II sex offender. Since then, he made a big comeback as a boxer, appeared in several movies and on the Broadway stage and is now starring in a cartoon show on Adult Swim. So why shouldn't Louis C.K., who did not rape anyone as far as we know, not resume his career? Besides, the only real qualification to be a comedian is that you make people laugh.

Matter of fact, of all the people losing jobs over the charge of sexual impropriety so far, Louis C.K. might make the fullest recovery. He was never in the kind of position where we expect dignity or integrity. We don't place great public trust in comics the way we do newspersons or elected officials. His offense did not involve touching anyone. Okay, well, he touched himself but you know what I mean. And I think he may be smarter than a lot of others in Crisis Management. He had the good sense, as few have, to just come out and say the women were telling the truth. He did not compound his felony by trashing them.

I am not excusing what he did to the ladies who rightly complained but a lot of of folks discussing harassment these days are forgetting there are degrees of wrongdoing here. Patting a woman on the butt is nowhere as bad as rape. Making inappropriate conversation is not a crime of the same magnitude as demanding sexual favors for a job. And when minors are involved, it puts the offenses into a whole 'nother, more serious category. One of the people who asked me about Louis C.K. likened him to Cosby. Compared to Cosby, Louis C.K. is…well, the kind of person we used to think Cosby was.

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The musical of The Scarlet Pimpernel opened on Broadway in 1997. It was never hugely successful there but it had enough devout fans that it was revived and revised a few times and has been produced often in various versions, never quite getting the reception it probably deserves. This clip is from the original Broadway presentation and it features Douglas Sills, who played Percy, in what I think is easily the best number in the show.

It's a heroic, uplifting tune in which Percy and his "bounders" are pledging to go off and fight one of those battles that you'd have to be nuts to think you could win. In the show (SPOILER ALERT!) they do, but it doesn't usually turn out that way in real life. Every time I hear someone say in a burst of misguided bravado that they're going to accomplish something that seems to me impossible and perhaps suicidal, I hear this song playing faintly in the background…

Can't Be Said Too Often

This is about collecting original art by comic book and comic strip artists. There's a lot of it offered on eBay and for the purposes of this warning, let's divide it into two categories and I'll use Charles Schulz and Jack Kirby as examples. It is also true with other artists.

There is Published Work. This would be the original art to a Peanuts strip by Schulz that was published in newspapers around the world or it would be a page of Fantastic Four or some other feature that was drawn by Kirby that was drawn for an actual comic book. I would say that at least 95% of these that are offered are genuine. Once in a while, you see a photostat passed off as an actual original. Sometimes — and this is true of Kirby and other artists who did not ink their own work — an artist will trace an old Kirby page and ink it himself. These are usually identified as "re-creations" but sometimes they're not or they get mistaken for the original versions.

Then there is Unpublished Work. This would be a sketch Schulz did for someone of Snoopy or a drawing that Kirby did of Captain America…or it could be of any of their characters.

In this second category, if the drawing is signed to someone (i.e., "To my friend, Mike…"), there is about a 30% chance the drawing was actually done by the alleged artist. If it isn't personalized, I would say that number drops down to around 8%.

And if the seller has lots of these — lots of sketches done by different popular artists — that percentage drops down to about 2%…maybe lower if Schulz spelled his name "Schultz." And yes, I've even seen that.

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Home Again

I'm back from the Miami Book Fair where I was "presenting." That's a new term I learned. There were authors there giving speeches, authors being interviewed, authors participating on panels…and the word for all that is "presenting." Other authors I met would ask me, "When are you presenting?" Apparently, it means making any kind of appearance to talk about your book. Anyway, I flew there on Saturday, presented on Sunday and came home on Monday so I'm exhausted. When I'm not, I'll tell you more about my weekend adventure, although being as brief as it was, there isn't a whole lot to tell.

I have to go get horizontal but before I do, I just wanted to say this: If you ever do a documentary about the struggle of Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster to gain credit and some retirement money from Superman and you leave Jerry Robinson out of the story, it's like you told the story of how the Dodgers won the '65 World Series and didn't mention Sandy Koufax. Good night.

Record Records

What do you think is the best-selling Broadway cast album of all time? We have here a list of the Top 41 Sellers.

Before you click over there, take a guess what's Numero Uno. I did and I was wrong. The one I guessed was #1 was actually #4.

Today's Video Link

I miss Reprise!, which was a company here in Los Angeles that revived old musicals for a few weeks at a time. Their shows had minimal sets and even less rehearsal but they often had enough talent to triumph over those handicaps.

In 2000, they offered up Mack and Mabel, which is one of those that never quite goes away even though it's only occasionally been much of a success. The original production with Robert Preston and Bernadette Peters lasted six weeks on Broadway. General consensus: Some great songs by Jerry Herman but the book and staging let them down.

The book has been revised a few times by different parties and it never seems to satisfy anyone. This may be because there really wasn't an interesting story to tell about the relationship between the self-proclaimed King of Comedy, Mack Sennett and his leading lady, Mabel Normand. Anyone who tries that is building on a pretty shaky foundation.

In 2000, Reprise! staged it and I was there. So was someone with a camera. This is Jane Krakowski who played Mabel — quite well, I thought…

Sunday at the Fair

I got through my talk with no C-Span cameras on the premises so don't bother looking for me there. Charlie Kochman, who is an editor and a gentleman, interviewed me for an hour and then I sat at a table autographing books for a while.

I'll tell you more when I'm at a real computer and not doing this on my iPhone. And of course, the Miami Beach audiences are the greatest audiences in the world.

Sunday Morning

The Book TV website has no mention of me this morning so I think I'm safe.

Actually, I love the idea that there's enough interest in Jack Kirby that someone would think there's a mass audience for a talk about him…or at least one as "mass" as it gets on C-Span. And as more and more people learn about this amazing man and what he did, I see that mass expanding. I just don't like being in front of a camera. Some day, I'll tell you about my little list of Things That Matter To Other People That I'm Happy Don't Matter To Me.

And now, I think I'll go shave. Just in case.

Note to Self

When you check into a hotel, make sure the guest before you in that room didn't leave the alarm clock set for 5 AM.

Today's Video Link

Before I turn in for the night: Jack Kirby had an endless stream of stories about his days in the service during World War II. Those experiences, which have been extensively researched, are the basis for "Kirby at War," a documentary that debuts Monday, November 20 9 on Channel France 3 Lorraine Grand Est after the Evening News Soir 3.

I don't know what that last part means, either. I cut-and-pasted it out of an e-mail from one of the filmmakers, Jean Depelley. He and his partner Marc Azéma created the documentary which was coproduced by France Télévisions, Passé Simple and Metaluna Productions, with the help of CNC, Procirep Angoa and the region Nouvelle-Aquitaine. Again, I don't know what that means. I just cut-and-pasted it…but if you're in France, it might mean something to you.

I believe I am somewhere in this film, dubbed and sub-titled as I probably should be even when I'm interviewed for a film in English. I haven't seen it and even if I did, I wouldn't understand it. But I understood that Jean and Marc are bright, sincere gents so it's probably real good. If you're as bad at French as I am — typing "creme brulee" in the previous post was about my limit — join me in settling for a peek at the trailer…

Saturday Night in Miami

'Twas a strange day getting here. Remind me when I have time to tell you about the guy on the plane who kept getting on and off and on and off before takeoff, certain he was on the right flight, then the wrong flight, then the right flight, then the wrong flight…

And there was also the guy at the Miami Airport who kept coming up to me, urging me for my sake to accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior. If you respect your religious beliefs, you shouldn't be trying to sell them the same way twelve-year-old boys sell chocolate bars outside a mall.

There were other impediments but I made it in time to hook up with my friend-editor (he's a hyphenate) Charlie Kochman and catch Joe Biden being interviewed in a hall full of people who'd vote for him in a second for president. He seemed like a nice, smart man and in-person, he looks even more like McLean Stevenson than he does on television. For a moment there, I thought I was at a Hello, Larry! taping. I was impressed that he didn't demagogue (I think that's become a verb), didn't demonize the opposition…much, and didn't appeal to the worst fears/hates of his audience. There were some in that room waiting to be mined and he didn't go there.

As you might expect, he said nothing about a 2020 presidential bid and I fear he may be too old for that. Then again, I voted for Bernie Sanders and would probably do so again. Biden is here at the Miami Book Fair talking about his book, Promise Me, Dad, which is about a lot of things but mainly about the death of his son Beau.

The former Vice-President said some things about losing a loved one to cancer which resonated with me, having not-so-long-ago lost a very loved one to cancer. I can't think of too many politicians who have had the eloquence or even the interest in talking about a subject like that. There are no votes in it.

Tomorrow — Sunday — I'm doing a batch of interviews, then at 2 PM local time (Eastern) I'm doing an one-hour event called "Kirby's Moral Universe" about the underlying themes and beliefs that underscored the work of Jack Kirby. I have been told that Book TV will be covering the discussion and airing it on C-Span2, perhaps even live.

I find this real hard to believe and expect to find out tomorrow that it is not so; that the time is instead going to a noted Peruvian chef who has authored the definitive book on how to make creme brulee out of quinoa. Then again, most of what I see on C-Span is legislators making speeches to empty rooms so maybe I'll fit right in. Good night.

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