The Top 20 Voice Actors: Paul Winchell

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This is an entry to Mark Evanier's list of the twenty top voice actors in American animated cartoons between 1928 and 1968. For more on this list, read this. To see all the listings posted to date, click here.

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Paul Winchell

Most Famous Role: Tigger.

Other Notable Roles: Dick Dastardly, Fleegle of the Banana Splits, Gargamel (on The Smurfs), Goober of Goober and the Ghost Chasers and many more.

What He Did Besides Cartoon Voices: Paul was one of the greatest ventriloquists ever and a true superstar of early television. He was also an accomplished inventor holding dozens of patents including one for a prototype artificial heart that he built in his home workshop. In the sixties, he was a frequent actor in live-action comedy shows including The Dick Van Dyke Show and The Lucy Show.

Why He's On This List: Paul brought to cartoon voicing the same skills for characterization that he brought to his famous ventriloquist figures, Jerry Mahoney and Knucklehead Smif. In recording sessions, he would sometimes forget himself and deliver his lines without moving his lips. This unnerved other actors in the session.

Fun Fact: Paul's daughter April has followed in one of the family businesses, becoming one of the most in-demand voice actresses these days. She got interested in the field accompanying her father to recording sessions at Hanna-Barbera and other studios.

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Randy "Atlas" Santel is a bodybuilder who tours the world participating in food challenges — you know, the kind of deal some restaurants have where if you eat a 72 ounce steak and 24 ounces of side dishes in thirty minutes, you get the meal free plus a t-shirt and your name on a wall. I'm not sure I could eat 72 ounces of steak in thirty days so I would never attempt something like this. Also in too many of these things, the side dishes include cole slaw and that's an appetite-killer right there.

There are a few hundred videos of Randy on YouTube taking on and almost always succeeding in these challenges. He also has fitness videos in which he demonstrates how it is he can eat thirty hot dogs at one time and not be the size of a Home Depot.

Here's one time he was competing for more than a t-shirt, a free meal and bragging rights. A restaurant in Ridgeland, Mississippi offers a big cash prize for anyone who can down one of their Whammy Burgers — three pounds of meat, a pound of fries plus loads of toppings and a milkshake — in fifteen minutes. The jackpot was up to $1500 the night "Atlas" tried to scarf one down. Can he do it? You still have time to get down a small wager before you click on the video and find out…

Thursday Afternoon

Sorry I wasn't around more yesterday. I had to tend to Knee Stuff, including a few hours on the phone to straighten out various billing confusions. I have pretty good insurance but there's a lot of paperwork that has to be put right.

The knee is slowly getting better. Tuesday, my surgeon took off the dressing and removed the remaining staples. I have to be a little more careful about keeping the incision clean and unbumped but having the staples out seems to be aiding the healing process. I'm still living upstairs in my house, going down and back up sparingly. In a few days though, that may not be much of an issue. I've had a nice crop of friends dropping by to visit.

Not much else to write about. Like a lot of you, I'm appalled at the folks who think that all Muslims are terrorists…or at least should be presumed or treated as such. Has it dawned on these people that when you dream of wiping out all of "the enemy," it helps to not define that enemy as the largest group imaginable? There are 1.57 billion (that's billion with a "b") Muslims on this planet, making up around 24-26% of the world's population. Even if killing every last one of them was morally justifiable, it just might not be possible. Who knows? Maybe a few of them would even fight back.

I have no idea how any of this will impact our presidential election. But I'll bet that before next November, we have a couple more of these "game-changers." In the meantime, Ryan Lizza offers the lesson that "wars are always more complicated than they sound and often create new sanctuaries — which then also, somehow, must be destroyed."

The Hollywood Reporter has had a polling company determine a whole lotta stuff about who watches which late night hosts. Some of it doesn't feel very accurate to me, especially the part about where folks who used to watch Leno, Letterman, Stewart and the old Stephen Colbert have migrated. But give it a look if you're interested. Maybe I'll have more to say about it later.

Don Lamond, R.I.P.

Various fans of the Three Stooges have informed me — though the mainstream press has not — of the recent passing of Don Lamond, the gent who hosted the Stooges films for years in Los Angeles at KTTV, Channel 11. Actually, Mr. Lamond hosted lots of things at Channel 11 for decades and was often heard as an off-camera announcer, as well. He was one of those performers in local TV who did a little of everything, plus he also acted on TV shows and in films, including roles in many of the Stooges' later features. He was the narrator of Have Rocket, Will Travel for example, and was seen on-screen in that and in The Outlaws is Coming.

I'm afraid I don't know as much about Mr. Lamond as I would like — and I can't find a decent photo of the man, either. I met him ever-so-briefly during one of the periods when his Stooges show had a live kid audience on-camera and I was one of those kids. Alas, the day I was there was not one of the occasional times the Stooges themselves would appear on the program. Lamond had a special "in" to get them to show up once in a while. He was Larry's son-in-law.

That series ran for years at different lengths and in different time slots but it's where I first came to know the Three Stooges. The KTTV film editors were about as adept at trimming episodes for time as Larry, Moe and Curly were at performing liver transplants…but even with the first few minutes of a short hacked off and a chunk of the middle missing, they were still funny. And when they appeared with Lamond playing "straight man" to them, they were even funnier. Kids my age in L.A. have Don Lamond to thank for bringing them into our lives.

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Monday night, Stephen Colbert had Bill Maher on his program for one of the funniest interviews I've seen in years on a talk show…and one that didn't come right off the cards and notes. It was two funny men in (mostly) spontaneous mode and it was the kind of thing I wish we saw more of on such shows — but we don't because most hosts aren't as fast as Colbert and most shows like to exercise more control.

Colbert's show exercised some control as they chopped it down for broadcast. When Mr. Carson had a conversation that was rolling that well, he let it roll, even if it meant shortchanging or bumping a guest. Fortunately, Colbert's show has now made the unedited (though heavily-bleeped) conversation available on the web.

At the end, Maher looks a tad pissed and I suspect it was because though he got plenty of laughs, he was ultimately topped by the host. I further suspect that if he compared the full version to the edited one, he was a bit more pissed as it was edited in Colbert's favor. It's still well worth watching in full. Here are the two segments which should play one after the other in the player I've embedded below…

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Over at the American Conservative, Daniel Larison complains that Obama's foes — Ted Cruz, in particular — persist in taking quotes out of context and misrepresenting the president's positions so they can attack him for things he never said or did. Larison, who is not particularly a fan of Obama on foreign policy, closes with this interesting point…

While they could attack Obama for his real policy errors, hawks have always opted to criticize a fantasy record full of "apology tours" and "appeasement" that never happened because they can't admit that Obama's failures overseas have typically come from pursuing some version of the policies that they support.

I'm not sure how I feel about Obama's handling of international affairs but I think Larison is probably right on this count.

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  • Sorry to see Bobby Jindal drop out of the presidential race…because I had all my money on Lindsey Graham.

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Matt Taibbi goes out on the campaign trail to see what some of the G.O.P. candidates are up to.

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The oldest known video footage of New York City…

Monday Evening

I have decided not to post a lot here about the ISIS/France/Syria matter. Darn near everything I'm reading now on the 'net strikes me as puffery that's more intended to sway our presidential election than to actually change the situation over there. There's also my long-held prejudice against people who talk tough…especially when that's all they do. They don't actually do anything that could be considered tough. Sometimes, they don't do anything at all. But a lot of people in this world believe that if you sound like John Wayne, you must be him. (They also forget that John Wayne wasn't tough. His stuntmen were tough. His agents were probably tough. He wasn't tough.)

But here's Fred Kaplan on how he thinks ISIS can be defeated and here's Daniel Larison on how he thinks ISIS cannot be defeated. I sure as hell don't know. I just know talking tough is about impressing people, not about defeating them.

The Top 20 Voice Actors: Howard Morris

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This is an entry to Mark Evanier's list of the twenty top voice actors in American animated cartoons between 1928 and 1968. For more on this list, read this. To see all the listings posted to date, click here.

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Howard Morris

Most Famous Role: Atom Ant.

Other Notable Roles: Jughead (on Filmation's Archie shows), Beetle Bailey, Mr. Peebles (owner of Magilla Gorilla), Jet Screamer (on The Jetsons), Wade Duck (on Garfield and Friends), The Gopher in the original Winnie the Pooh shorts, Flem (on Cow and Chicken) and hundreds of commercials including the Koala in a series of popular ads for Qantas Airlines and the Hamburglar and other denizens of McDonaldland.

What He Did Besides Cartoon Voices: Howie became famous as Sid Caesar's sidekick on Mr. Caesar's legendary comedy shows.  He directed TV shows like Get Smart, Hogan's Heroes and The Dick Van Dyke Show, movies (including "Who's Minding the Mint?") and commercials.  He guested on hundreds of TV shows and is probably best remembered as Ernest T. Bass, who appeared on five episodes of The Andy Griffith Show.

Why He's On This List: Howie was one of the most creative, spontaneous actors who ever voiced cartoons.  Have him read a line five times and you got five different interpretations, each more colorful than the one before.  Daws Butler used to cite him as a true comic actor who could find the "funny" in whatever lines you gave him.

Fun Fact: One of Howie's first animation voice jobs was doing all the major roles for "Munro," a 1960 theatrical short directed by Gene Deitch which won the Academy Award that year.

Today's Video Link

Here's a 90-minute interview with Terry Gilliam. It was conducted in early October, not long after he was the victim of a false (apparently) Internet death report, and that's the first topic. Folks who only know Mr. Gilliam for his Monty Python connection are missing an awful lot of what he's done, before and after…

Hanks for the Memories!

Back in the 1965 TV season, there was a one-term situation comedy on NBC that I liked a lot called Hank. At the time, there were a lot of news stories about teenagers dropping out of school and a few of these were balanced by tales of students dropping in. That is to say, kids who couldn't afford to go to college were allegedly sneaking into classes and at least learning something even if it wouldn't result in a degree.

There was some question as to how true the "drop-in" reports were but they did form the premise of Hank, which starred Dick Kallman. Years ago on this site when we got to discussing the series, I posted this summary of its premise…

Kallman played Hank Dearborn, a fellow of college age who couldn't afford to go to college due to lack of funds and the need to raise his younger sister. They were orphans and though he was old enough to be on his own, there were social workers who felt that sis Tina, who was around twelve, should be in an orphanage. Neither Hank nor Tina wanted that so Hank had to keep proving he could support her, which he did by holding down a stunning array of odd jobs: Delivering dry cleaning, driving an ice cream truck, etc., most of these done at or around the local university. At the same time, he wanted to get a college education so he'd dress up in different disguises which he kept in the back of his delivery van and sneak into classes, eluding the campus police. As if that wasn't complicated enough, he was also trying to date a girl who was, you guessed it…the daughter of the Dean.

I remember enjoying this show tremendously. Kallman was a bundle of energy, the episodes moved fast, they were full of great character actors and the series even had a jazzy theme song with lyrics by Johnny Mercer. I've been waiting a long time to see it again and — hooray, hoorah! — Warner Archive just put all 26 episodes out on a 3-DVD set. I ordered a copy while I was in the hospital and it arrived a few days ago.

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I have not watched all 26 yet. I watched five and I think I'll ration the rest out, one or two a week, until I've seen them all. But I'm pretty sure I've seen enough to answer the big question I had when I ordered: Would I like the show as much as I did when I was 13? Answer: No. The stories are quite contrived and being mostly farce comedies, the plots hinge on someone (Hank, mainly) telling a lot of fibs and then everyone around him being too dumb to see through them. I never bought that Ricky Ricardo couldn't recognize his own wife when she put on a wig and an accent. The folks who populate Hank's university are so blind to this one guy running around with bogus facial hair that you wonder how they got into college when he couldn't.

Also, the laugh track is really horrible. It didn't bother me then but it does now.

Which leads us to the question: Am I sorry I bought this? Answer: Heavens, no. Kallman is fun to watch. It's a shame he never found a better starring vehicle. Hank is filled with wonderful actors — folks who seemed to turn up on every TV series of that era. We're talking names like Dabbs Greer, Lloyd Corrigan and Howard St. John (who were regulars) and guest players like Burt Mustin, Henry Corden, Paul Smith, Allan Melvin, Peter Leeds, Les Tremayne, Marvin Kaplan and so many more. There's even one with Maury Wills in it.

A lot of shows I loved when I was younger stand up well for me today like The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Honeymooners, Sgt. Bilko and Car 54, Where Are You? Many do not. I can kinda tolerate and maybe even enjoy any I Love Lucy in which Ricky has a big part and no one ever says of their mate, "I'm going to teach him/her a lesson!" I can't make it through most of Lucille Ball's subsequent programs or the folksier, preachier episodes of The Andy Griffith Show or The Danny Thomas Show.

Hank is somewhere in the middle. If you remember the show and want to get 'em all for thirty bucks, I give you this Amazon link. It's the whole run, including the black-and-white, not-wonderful pilot and the other, better 25 episodes in color. The last one is the one in which — this is not deserving of a SPOILER ALERT! — Hank manages to get into the university as a legal student, though he retains all his crazy businesses. The producers figured the "drop-in" gimmick had run its course and were trying to reposition the series for a possible second season which never happened. As is, it does make for a nice final chapter.

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In addition to hosting TV shows, Steve Allen wrote well in excess of nine billion songs. Here's the Barbershop Quartet group Instant Classic singing the only one most people know…

Hart Throb

I very much enjoyed the Live From Lincoln Center production of Act One. I had not heard much about this recent Broadway production so I was unaware of how ambitious and lush it was with a big cast and bigger sets. I was also pleasantly surprised that author James Lapine didn't, as a lot of playwrights would have done, chuck the whole first half of Moss Hart's autobiography and start where he meets up with George S. Kaufman.

I was a bit distracted by having two men switch off as Moss Hart — or sometimes both play him at the same time, especially since one of them (Tony Shalhoub) also played Kaufman. It seemed like a needless distraction to make Mr. Shalhoub's part large enough but it took away from a fundamental element of the story: Just how different these two men were. Still, the story moved along nicely, included all the important moments in a very long book and used large chunks of Hart's own words and those he quoted. If you loved the book — and I do — I don't see how you could feel it was not well served.

The play reruns a few more times on PBS and at the moment can also be viewed online at this page. Well worth your time.

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By the way: When I wrote about it back here, I originally spelled Tony Shalhoub's name wrong. A few polite notes came in and I corrected it. Soon after, there arrived a non-polite e-mail from a frequent correspondent who finds fault with every political thing I post here — a guy who seem to think the future of mankind hinges on convincing the man who does the words for Groo the Wanderer that Hillary Clinton is indeed heading for prison and that the eight thousand times this has been predicted in the past and she's escaped incarceration is some sort of proof as to how devious she is. (Hey, fella…if she's really headed to the slammer, it'll happen. It doesn't matter if I think it will. You're upset with me because I cast doubts on this "certainty" you've been believing for more than a decade.)

I don't mind folks disagreeing with me as long as they're civil and don't try to convince me that the only source of truth in the world today can be found in Glenn Beck podcasts. This guy who wrote me though stooped to the old trick of "I found one mistake and that proves that everything you say is wrong. He wrote, "You purport to be an expert on show business" — which I don't — and then went on to say, "If you cannot spell the name of the star of a play your writing about, you clearly are not an expert on ANYTHING!!!!!" And yes, he did spell "you're" that way and put in five exclamation points.

I usually ignore these people but I wrote back to this guy that I am hardly the only person in the world who has misspelled the name of Tony Shalhoub. He wrote back that that's not so. Everyone knows how Tony Shalhoub spells his name.

So one of my favorite parts of Act One was the opening titles. Check it out if you don't believe me but there's a title card there that says it stars "Tony Shaloub."