Lasagna Memories

Every so often the last week or so, I take a break from work, turn on PlutoTV and catch some episode of Garfield and Friends that I haven't seen in more than twenty years. I just watched one that had the above title card in the end credits. As usual — and as negotiated with his agent — Lorenzo Music got special billing and then we listed the other folks who did voices in this half-hour. The additional cast for this one was Thom Huge, Gregg Berger, Howie Morris, Arnold Stang and George Foreman.

Yes, that's the George Foreman who was a two-time world heavyweight champion and an Olympic gold medalist, and current grill entrepreneur.  And that's Arnold Stang, the great comic actor who was in dozens of movies and TV shows and who voiced many a cartoon superstar including Herman the Mouse (in the Herman & Katnip cartoons) and Top Cat. The two men were not in the same Garfield cartoon, nor were they in the same recording studio, nor were they recorded on the same day.

How did we get George Foreman to do the voice of a prize fighter who can't stop eating? We had the same attorney. He told me George wanted to do a voice in a cartoon.  I told him, "I think we can arrange something" and then we arranged something.  George is a very funny, sweet man and it's difficult to believe that his main profession once was beating the crap out of people.

He took direction well and proved to be a pretty good actor.  The rest of the cast was delighted to have him there and Lorenzo brought in a pair of professional boxing gloves and got George to sign them.

How did we get Arnold Stang to do what he said was his first cartoon job in many years? I called his agent and booked him but it wasn't that simple. Arnold lived on the East Coast — in Connecticut, I think. One season late in the run of Garfield and Friends, our producer Lee Mendelson was nice enough to indulge me and spend the extra loot it cost to have me record some New York voice actors for the show and one of them was Arnold.

I was in a recording studio in Manhattan with the guest stars who came in one at a time, each to be in a different cartoon. The rest of the cast was in our recording studio in Los Angeles and we were connected so well that you couldn't possibly tell from the finished cartoon that someone was 3,000 miles away. (Nifty Coincidence: The amazing Andy Morris, who ran the studio we used in L.A., picked out the studio he'd connect with in New York. When Arnold arrived, he said, "Hey, this is where I used to record Herman & Katnip!")

Arnold was our first guest voice of the day and being a seasoned pro, he arrived an hour early. I was delighted because that meant we had an hour to sit and talk, mostly about his participation in my favorite movie, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. I was further delighted by stories of working on Top Cat and on Milton Berle's legendary TV series, and especially by the fact that Arnold Stang looked and sounded exactly like Arnold Stang.

The lovely and brilliant Howie Morris was in the L.A. cast and he and Arnold had a very nice reunion via the phone patch. Back when Howie lived and worked in New York — and sometimes since — he and Arnold were always seeing each other at auditions. Being two funny, tiny guys, they were constantly up for the same parts. Both were up to voice the title character in the 1963 Beetle Bailey cartoons and Howie got it. Both were up to play Hysterium in the national touring company of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum and Arnold got that one…and so on.

I wrote more about that day here. If you click over there, you can hear the answering machine message that Arnold recorded for me.

I have a lot of writing that needs to get done this week but every so often, I can't resist clicking on PlutoTV and seeing what memories it evokes. George and Arnold were two good ones.

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All the stories about Simone Biles caused me to pay more attention to gymnastics than I ever have. It was a sport that I never looked at too closely because it reminded me of how miserable I was at every single activity that falls under that category. I don't care how you've failed in your life…you have never been as bad at anything as I was at gymnastics.

Watching videos of the amazing Ms. Biles caused me to see others who do what she does. This is Katelyn Ohashi and it doesn't get much better than this. It's not just the incredible flips and turns and gravity-defiance. It's also the sheer joy in her performance and the enthusiasm of those watching her from the sidelines…

A Reasonable Request

Hey, when you write me an e-mail, please include your name in it. Don't expect me to connect your e-mail address to who you are. I have a real good memory but unless your e-mail is from yournamehere.com, it's a good idea to include who you are in the body of your messages. I just put mine in a signature that is appended to every message I send.

Last Night at the Emmy Awards

Like you, I didn't know enough about the nominees to watch last night's Emmy Awards. I've also reached a certain saturation level with awards shows. I gather from the online chatter 'n' clips that it was the usual tedious and self-important event, that John Oliver won his usual two and that the broadcast networks won very little. About the only thing I wanted to see was the In Memoriam reel, which had more familiar names than usual. Here it is as broadcast and we'll discuss it after we watch it…

I can already hear two complaints about it, one being that a lot of people didn't get full-frame. The director was more interested in showing us the musical performers than the people the segment was about.

The other complaint was the usual "So-and-so" wasn't in it…and usually, some of that was because there's a cut-off date for the assembly of the montage and a few people who died the week before didn't make it in. This year, the Academy seems to have made a special effort to cut down on that. Norm Macdonald and Michael K. Williams were included.

The larger gripe each year is that someone decided that "So-and-so" did deserve inclusion and others didn't. If you wonder why they couldn't include everyone, go watch this video and force yourself to sit through the entire thing. It's on the Academy website and it's a list of everyone in the TV industry who passed in this past year. It's a little over seven minutes long and they probably still left someone out. Imagine that you were the person who had to decide who to include in the on-air presentation…and perhaps you will feel a twinge of sympathy for the folks who have to make those decisions.

And there's another reason to watch it in its entirety. I saw at least twenty names of people I worked with or knew casually…and I hadn't heard that they'd died. It might be more than twenty.

Recommended Reading

This is "Recommended Reading," not "Super-Recommended Reading" like the previous post but it's still "Recommended." Jonathan Chait debunks the fib that the richest one-percent of the country pays 40% of the taxes. This is one of those lies — like Trickle-Down Economics and "Trump won the 2020 Presidential Election" that is said mainly by people who will never stop saying it, no matter what.

Super-Recommended Reading

Photo by me at one of its previous locations.

Our pal Harry McCracken has done Pulitzer-worthy investigative reporting to present an illustrated history of the Bullwinkle Statue up on Sunset Boulevard. The statue is sixty years old today so today would be a great time to read all about it. Warning: It'll take you a while.

This is one of the finest works of journalism I have ever seen and I ain't kidding about this. I'm familiar with this turf and I sure couldn't have come up with most of what Harry uncovered. (Funny Typo! I just typed "moost of what" and corrected it.)

Harry sent me the link because he knew I'd share it with you and that we'd all love it. Also, he wrote to me, "I'm not sure if you're aware that your prediction of cars crashing into it in its new location has already come true at least twice." No, I wasn't. You can read about that prediction deep in the article.

From the E-Mailbag…

After I posted the link to Ted Koppel's little tour of Mt. Airy, I got a lot of messages like this one from J. Tein…

I watched the video and had to wonder why you posted it without comment. You visited Mt. Airy in North Carolina. Did you observe the same things that Mr. Koppel observed?

Well, I was in Mt. Airy for less than twenty-four hours following two days at a comic convention in Charlotte. Unlike Ted Koppel, I didn't go around talking to people for however long he did. I didn't ask anyone about their politics. I didn't ask any black people if they'd experienced racial discrimination. Matter of fact, I don't think I saw any black people in Mt. Airy and that, I assume, had to do with how little of the town I covered — two restaurants, one hotel, one museum, a retirement home and the airport in nearby Greensboro.

I'm not dodging your question. I'm declining to make a judgement based on not very much evidence…something I wish more people would do.

Everyone I encountered in North Carolina was nice and friendly and really no different from the people I've met anywhere in the United States or my three brief trips to Canada. Admittedly, I have not traveled much in my life. The three Canadian excursions were all to comic conventions and people tend to be pretty much the same at comic conventions. They all ask me what Jack Kirby was like and what the hell do I do on Groo? I have been nowhere else outside the continental United States and to less than half of those states.

When I've been in different cities not for conventions, I still haven't seen much difference. I didn't see the people I met in Mt. Airy as particularly different from the people I met in Muncie or the people I meet in Los Angeles. But maybe it's that I didn't go looking for differences as Ted Koppel did.

He interviewed one small bus full of people who were almost all pro-Trump and there was a woman who was concerned that people would think they're stupid. Well, yeah. I suspect that anywhere you go, there are people who are pro-Trump and people who are anti-Trump and they all think those of the other mindset are stupid. But that political opposition aside, most people are nice and friendly, at least in my limited experience.

You know what I did find that Ted Koppel found? He spoke with one family that was visiting the Andy Griffith Museum. When I was there, I visited that museum with my beloved Betty Lynn, who was in a wheelchair. In my report after the trip, I wrote…

I was pushing her from my rental car towards the museum when a visiting family approached and asked, pretty please, if Betty would allow a photo of her and the two young girls in the family. Of course she would. She was so nice to those people, answering their questions and appreciating their love of the show.

The conversation Mr. Koppel had with the family he encountered was almost identical to the conversation with the family who asked to meet Betty. It was not the same family but both spoke of The Andy Griffith Show as a teaching instrument to instill morals and values in the children. That show has endured to some extent because of that. Whether you think it's a good or bad thing, it really does mean that much to some people. And I don't think it's that way just in Mt. Airy.

Today's Video Link

Newsguy Ted Koppel pays a visit to Mayberry Mt. Airy, North Carolina. You'll see my old neighbor Betty Lynn, who's the big attraction there…

Today's Video Link

William Shatner reacts to various impressions of William Shatner…

Dispatches From the Fortress – Day 556

The vote totals on the California Recall aren't finalized yet but at the moment, "Don't remove the governor" is leading "Remove the governor" by 28 percentage points. Every single poll (repeat: Every single poll) of the last month or so showed "Don't" leading by double digits, though nowhere near as high as 28 points.

Anyone who wants to charge that the outcome was rigged has to explain how the riggers managed that. And of course, if somehow backers of the governor could have rigged all those polls, they wouldn't have. If your guy looks like a shoo-in, a lot of folks who would have voted for him won't bother to vote…but his opponents will start working extra-hard.


There's lots of arguing out there about General Mark Milley's actions to make sure a spurned President Trump didn't start a nuclear war on his way out of the Oval Office. Some of the arguing seems to be about what he actually did, not whether or not it was legal or appropriate.

On matters like this, the guy I trust most to comment is Fred Kaplan.

And while you're over there on Slate reading Fred, read William Saletan about Republicans' conflicting arguments against vaccine mandates. Here's an excerpt…

Republicans have been particularly cynical in their complaints about Biden's failure to control the pandemic. They say he hasn't done enough, yet they refuse to let him do more. Ronna McDaniel, the chair of the Republican National Committee, says the president "failed to shut down the virus" because he "failed to get people vaccinated." At the same time, she says the RNC will sue to block the vaccine mandate. Gov. Doug Ducey of Arizona vows to "pursue every legal and administrative option" against the mandate, even as he blames Biden for a "plummeting rate of vaccinations."

I really like these pieces Mr. Saletan writes where he quotes people contradicting themselves and posts links so you can see he's not quoting them falsely or outta-context. I wish more columnists did that.


Turning to the real important matter: A number of you wrote me to say that the reason the folks who run Jeopardy! have named alternating guest hosts instead of a permanent one is that they really want Mayim Bialik but she can't do it full-time because of her sitcom job. So they're marking time with her (when she's available) and Ken Jennings (when she isn't), hoping for her sitcom to be canceled.

That's probably true. I wasn't particularly impressed with Ms. Bialik but if that's who they want, okay. I just can't believe there aren't others who'd be just as good and could start tomorrow. And what will they do if the sitcom gets picked-up for another season? Another year of temps?

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Comic-Con is Coming!

Tickets go on sale Saturday (September 25) for Comic-Con International Special Edition, which is being held at the San Diego Convention Center on Thanksgiving Weekend. Festivities start on Friday, November 26 and run through Sunday, November 28. I would expect a much smaller con than we're used to seeing in that building and I would expect to not get in without Proof of Vaccination and other precautions.

It's all spelled out over on this page but I'll quote the main rule here and since they posted it in red, I'll post it in red…

Participants must also provide verification of full COVID-19 vaccination status or proof of a negative COVID-19 test taken within 72 hours of each day of attending Comic-Con Special Edition or to participate in any SDCC Activity.

After much deliberation, I have agreed to be a Special Guest at the Special Edition. I'll explain my thought process in a day or two here. I'm pretty sure I won't be doing all the usual panels but there might be some.

NOTE: When I first posted this, I erred on the date that tickets/badges go on sale. It is correct now.

Dispatches From the Fortress – Day 555

The folks who bring us Jeopardy! have announced that for the rest of this year, shows will be hosted by Mayim Bialik and Ken Jennings and that an actual permanent host will be named in 2022. Apparently, Ms. Bialik and Mr. Jennings are good enough to hold down the fort but neither is good enough to be actually given the job indefinitely.

If you can explain to me why the folks running this show are making the decisions they do, please explain it to me — making sure, of course, that it's in the form of a question.

As you know, this week they're running what was supposed to the first week or many hosted by Mike Richards. I watched one and thought of another reason, on top of all that stuff about being a miserable human being, that he shouldn't have been named to that job. The guy isn't very good.


Neither is Jay Leno as the host of the new You Bet Your Life. If you've never seen this man do stand-up live, you can't possibly understand how good he is at that. I have seen all the great stand-up comedians of my generation perform full sets in person — Carlin, Klein, Pryor, Kinison, Murphy, Albert Brooks, etc. — and Leno is right up there with the best of them. I liked his Tonight Show most of the time and I even sometimes enjoy Jay Leno's Garage even though I don't swoon for cars…

Okay, here comes the "but" right after this photo…

But he is not breathing life into a hoary classic game show. He's showing that its format is obsolete and that he isn't comfy in the role of game show host. The fun seems forced, the contestants seem unnatural and the show can't seem to decide if it wants the players to give the right answers so they can win money or give dumb ones so we can laugh at their cluelessness. Even the prize money seems cheap. Folks are supposed to be excited at taking home amounts that would be consolation gifts on any other show these days.

My TiVo recorded six episodes so far. I watched two, deleted the rest unwatched and told it not to do that anymore.


I didn't intend to write more about the Recall Thing but I want to throw out this theory: Larry Elder is supposedly saying he'll run again. Maybe he will but it would be like Pat Buchanan running for president, not because he thought he had a chance of winning but because he thought it would be good for his brand. Elder can't possibly believe a guy with his views and past statements has a future in California politics.

The recall was a fluke opportunity. He jumped into a race because no electable Republican wanted to be in it. He got the most votes from people who would vote for anyone who had an "R" after his name on the ballot and he was the most familiar to them. He has shown no interest in governing…but he has increased his fame and probably his listening audience and (I'll bet) his appearance fees when he gives speeches.

If he'd won, he had no plan on how to deal with the state's two biggest problems — COVID and fires — except to rescind mask and vaccination mandates. California is doing pretty good on the COVID front, especially in the areas that the maps show didn't vote to recall Gavin Newsom. If Elder had won and tampered with that and things got worse, we'd see another $300 million recall a.s.a.p. Because his one campaign issue was basically to make the counties where COVID is going down conform to the ones where it's on the rise.

Today's Video Link

Here is Stephen Sondheim's entire appearance last night with Stephen Colbert. Nice to hear that Mr. Sondheim is still writing and that he sounds alert and sharp, and that he likes the upcoming Broadway revival of Company and the upcoming film remake of West Side Story. All that balances the fact that he doesn't look healthy and apparently could not make an entrance on camera…

Today's Video Link

You may already be familiar with Mark Wiens, a man with a massive YouTube following.  It's so large that it apparently finances a life of just traveling the world and eating things he loves.  I wonder how many people watch him to live vicariously through his dining adventures and how many just like watching someone who seems to be the most positive, happy and polite person on the planet.

I've only watched a few of his videos because, as you know, I have loads of food allergies.  I can't eat about 85% of what this man consumes and I really don't want to watch someone eating and raving about dinners that would kill me.  But I've yet to see him down anything that wasn't the greatest whatever-it-is ever, prepared by the nicest, friendliest, most skilled chef who ever cooked a whatever-it-is.

I am not mocking this guy.  I envy his capacity to put just about anything into his stomach and to love everything about every dining experience.  Strange restaurants are my personal Danger Zones.

In this video, he and a friend gnaw their way through the Reading Terminal Market in Philadelphia, which may be my favorite place anywhere to eat — though when I say that, keep in mind that I have not traveled much, in part because of the food allergies.  The Reading Terminal Market is a great place full of great places and in it, Mr. Wiens managed to find and endorse my all-time-fave barbecued chicken, though he missed my favorite turkey place which I like even more…