The Morning After

I'm going to try and write this one post about The California Recall That Lost Big and then get it off my mind and therefore off my blog.  In hindsight, Governor Newsom had this won before it began but we all remember when we thought Hillary had it in the bag…so you tend to be cautious.  And one thing you forget is that in statewide elections, there's no Electoral College.  The person who gets the most votes actually wins.

A month or two ago, there were one or two polls that showed Newsom being ejected but if you looked at the polls as a group, it was clear those were outliers.  One of the few that showed him losing later showed him winning by a wide margin but people kept citing the earlier version.  All the polls for the last few weeks showed him winning by double-digits and while we still don't have the final numbers, they might be better for him than most of that polling.

I don't see that Larry Elder or those who seek to profit from ginning up a case that the election was rigged have any evidence whatsoever.  That won't stop some from saying it because in politics today, it's much better to say "We wuz robbed" than "We wuz beaten."  And, like I said, it's profitable.  How much has Trump profited from Trumpsters donating to try and prove he won?

Someone should ask Elder or those who try and make the case for fraud, "So how did they rig more than two dozen independent polls that showed the recall failing by wide margins?" I guess he'd just say the conspiracy was even bigger than anyone imagined.

Elder was a terrible candidate — no experience governing, no clear idea of what to do except to ban mask mandates and vaccine requirements. There are Republicans who could conceivably score a gubernatorial win in my state but it wouldn't be easy. Most such people chose not to enter the race because they knew they'd have to take moderate positions and talk about "working with" the Democrats…which would lose them Republican support. Former San Diego mayor Kevin Faulconer — a G.O.P. moderate who tried to sound like a full-goose Trumpster — is going to finish with around 8%.

By the way: Read my buddy Ken Levine about his experiences with Larry Elder. The trouble with radio talk show hosts is that their job isn't to spread truth and wisdom. It's to get tune-in and phone calls…and while those could conceivably be the same thing, when they aren't, the option that leads to strong ratings always wins. I wish people of all stripes were more suspicious of those who say what they want to hear.

So what did this thing cost us? The Secretary of State is telling us it could be close to $300 million of taxpayer money.

I dunno…I live in a state with severe fires (especially this time of year) and a lot of problems flowing from homelessness and that COVID thing you may have heard something about. I'll bet if we put our minds to it, we could think of something more helpful to do with $300 million of taxpayer money. We might even ponder whether this was a good time to divert the governor and others in Sacramento from dealing with more serious matters.

What I Did Today

It has now been eleven hours and fifteen minutes since I had my third shot of Moderna as a booster. No side effects whatsoever.

The only problem I had: I took a Lyft car to my doctor's office just in case I did get woozy or otherwise didn't feel like driving home. When I came out of the office, I felt fine but when I went to call a Lyft to take me home, I discovered that my cell phone was at 2%.

I don't think that was because of the shot. I think I have a defective battery and I've made an appointment to take it in tomorrow and have a new one installed. But this afternoon out in front of the doctor's office, I quickly shifted to Low Power Mode and summoned a Lyft. The car arrived just as the phone went deader than a right-wing anti-vaxx radio talk show host.

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  • Larry Elder should be happy tonight. He and his cronies are going to pocket a lot of cash as angry Republicans donate to investigate non-existent fraud. It's a combination of two business models: Donald Trump's and Max Bialystock's.

Norm Macdonald, R.I.P.

Well, there's a shocker…and how sad to lose another very funny, smart man. My favorite comedians all tend to be the kind with unique voices…the kind where if someone quoted one of their jokes to you, you could say, "Hey, that sounds like a Chris Rock joke." Or a Lewis Black joke or a Kathy Griffin joke. (I used to use Dennis Miller as a great example of that but if I quoted some of the recent material I've heard him do, you'd say, "Hey, that sounds like a Donald Trump speech.")

But Norm was Norm from the first time I heard him. I wrote about that back here and will quote it now…

I've always found Norm Macdonald to be a very funny guy. I first saw him one night at the Improv. I was there with Victoria Jackson, back in the days when she didn't think folks like me were destined to burn in Hell for destroying America. She wanted me to see this new comedian she'd "discovered" so we saw Norm…and he was quite good. He did 15 strong minutes around 9 PM and then we joined him at the bar and talked a bit. He had to be at the Laugh Factory up on Sunset at Midnight and didn't have a car…so the three of us went to my house to talk, then Victoria and I drove him up to Sunset and watched him do the same material to even better response.

But as funny as he was on those stages, he was even funnier in my living room. It has never surprised me that he's attained such a following.

I don't know what else to write here except that I always found him funny…and honest. Some comics tell stories allegedly from their own lives and even if you're laughing, you're thinking, "That didn't happen." But with Norm, everything funny seemed possible if not probable. Such a loss.

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Following up on today's Mixtape entry, here's what the record of "California Dreamin'" sounded like when Barry McGuire did the lead vocal. Somehow, he doesn't sound to me like someone who would stop off in a church and get down on his knees to pray for better weather. Thanks, Steve Stoliar…

Mark's 93/KHJ 1972 MixTape #26

The beginning of this series can be read here.

Today, it's The Mamas and the Papas with "California Dreamin'," which was a pretty big hit in December of '65. It was written by John and Michelle Phillips and they sang backup on it when it was first recorded by Barry McGuire. McGuire was famous for "Eve of Destruction," which I always thought was a stupid song so it wasn't on my mixtape. Later, McGuire's track on "California Dreamin'" was replaced and it was turned into a Mamas and Papas record. I can't say I was ever that fond of it but I guess I was fond enough to put it on my mixtape.

Here they are performing the song on The Hollywood Palace on January 29, 1966. This is either them lip-syncing to the record or they performed it on the show and someone has dubbed the record over their performance. Since there are no other musicians in sight and since the Hollywood Palace Orchestra didn't play this kind of music, I'm inclined to suspect the former…

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I know I quote pundit Kevin Drum a lot on this site but that's because he has a way (often) of cutting through a lot of political jibber-jabber and getting to the basic truth of an issue. Here he is explaining why we're having a recall election today in California. The man's right. He's absolutely right…

For chrissake. I've rarely seen such stream of pseudo-analytic bafflegab in service of avoiding the simple and obvious answer. Here's the deal: The recall is solely the work of "Stop the Steal" Trumpistas who took advantage of the fact that California requires only 1.5 million signatures to certify a recall. Even in their current moldering condition Republicans still make up about a third of all voters, so all the nutbags needed was signatures from the 20-30% of their compatriots in the nutbag wing of the party. Easy peasy, especially if you're gathering signatures at the same time that Trump and Fox News are firing up the nation about corrupt Democrats trying to take the presidency away from him.

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  • Just looked at the polls for today's recall election in California. Right now, you and I and everyone reading this are within the margin of error to tie Caitlyn Jenner…and we aren't even on the ballot.

Tubi or Not Tubi

You learn something new every day…and if you don't, I do. I found out today that all those Garfield and Friends cartoons I wrote are also on the Tubi streaming channel — and they have been for some time. Tubi is owned by Fox, Pluto is owned by Viacom and they have a lot of programming in common. Looks like I may be able to get two orders of McDonald's fries with my share of streaming revenues.

At the moment, Tubi seems to be running shows from the beginning of Season 7 and Pluto seems to be running the end of Season 7. I have no idea how many episodes each can access. Several folks who wrote in say that these streaming channels often run the same episodes over and over and over and over and over and over and don't have all episodes of a series they stream.

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Jonathan Chait discusses the bind that Republican leaders like Florida's Ron DeSantis are in. They're trying to frame their anti-mandate policies as taking a stand for individual rights. But that puts them in league with folks who think the vaccines turn you into zombie chipmunks…and they don't want to alienate that kind of supporter.

Meanwhile: Most observers seem to feel that the Recall Election in California will fail to unseat Governor Gavin Newsom. As Ed Kilgore notes, his main opponent — talk show host Larry Elder — is not waiting until the ballots are counted to allege fraud. Of course.

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Kevin Drum points out The Good, The Bad and The Ugly in America today. There's a lot more of The Good than you might expect.

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Here's another one of these…

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  • I am sometimes amazed at the number of people in this world who would jump off a cliff if you told them that the Common Wisdom among most people is that it's not a good idea to jump off a cliff.

The Plutocracy

Ever since I learned there was a Garfield & Friends channel on PlutoTV, I've been watching occasionally. They're running shows I wrote in 1991 and 1992 and haven't seen since. One or two, I'm not sure I ever saw at all. So I sit here, occasionally amusing myself or more often thinking, "Why the hell did I write that?" Yesterday, I heard a minor character speak and I thought, "Who was that? We had such fine actors in the cast, I can't believe one of them gave that bad line reading or that I let it through."

And then I realized who it was. It was me. Yeah, I occasionally did a bit part…and when Garfield's creator Jim Davis was in town, so did he.

It's fun and educational to watch these now. I can't look back on old work without learning something. I learn it too late but at least I learn. I also have an emotional response that I'm not sure I can describe to hearing the voices of actors who worked on the show but are no longer with us. Lorenzo Music, Gary Owens and Howard Morris — three great actors and great friends — were in every episode. I'm also hearing Stan Freberg, June Foray, Rip Tay;or, Don Knotts, Paul Winchell and a few others we've lost.

I'm relatively new to Pluto TV and I still don't understand some things about it. Although they presumably have access to all 121 half-hours of Garfield and Friends, they only run a select chunk of shows at a time. I'm not keeping close track but it seems like yesterday, they were running thirteen or fourteen shows over and over, not always in the same order. Today, it seems like they're running a limited number of shows — probably the same number — but some were in yesterday's rotation and some weren't.

But I may be wrong about this. I'm not making a close study.

Each show is interrupted several times with a little "we'll be right back" message which is like a commercial break only it isn't a commercial…though Friday, I did see one actual commercial in there. For some reason, they don't put these little "time out"s between cartoons. They stick them in the middle of a cartoon or near the end. So a character says the next-to-last line of the cartoon and there's a funny end line coming but you have to wait a minute or so for that last line.

I don't understand why they do this. Perhaps I would if I understood the business model of PlutoTV. Is there any revenue stream apart from the occasional few bucks from the occasional commercials? I have a feeling that when I get my cut of what they're paying to run these shows day and night, it'll be about enough for an order of McDonald's french fries. A small order of McDonald's french fries.

Today's Video Link

One of my favorite cabaret performers is a gent named Mark Nadler who, in non-COVID times, tours the country performing. Sometimes, as in the video below, he has a small band with him. Often, it's just him and a piano. Either way, he's a great entertainer.

Our video today is a show he did on PBS back in 2015 and the theme of the show was the year 1961 — which, not coincidentally, is the year Mr. Nadler was born. But it was also a year in which a surprising number of great songs were born and his show was filled with them. What's embedded below will have a special resonance with you if you're familiar with a lot of the music but it should please anyone.

I am here offering you three choices, one being to not watch it at all. I do not recommend this but you're free to do as you wish and you won't hurt my feelings one bit. Well, maybe one bit.

Secondly: I have set this video embed so it starts 40 minutes and 32 seconds in, thereby giving you the last sixteen-or-so minutes of his show. In those minutes, he performs one of the strongest pieces of cabaret material I have ever witnessed. If you were to ever perform on a stage in front of a live audience, you would pray to have a "closer" this good…and again, it will help if you know the music of '61 somewhat.

Or you have a third option, which is watch the whole show which runs close to 57 minutes. To accomplish this, click on this link. It's all good but if you don't have the 57 minutes, just click below and enjoy the last sixteen. The guy is really good…