From the E-Mailbag…

I've received quite a few messages from folks who remember the Banana Wackies cereal, not one of whom recalls it favorably. The nicest thoughts were from my buddy Paul Dini…

In response to your recent post, I have also used the expression "Banana Wackies" throughout my childhood and into adulthood.

And for the same reason — overexposure to those commercials. I actually tried the cereal though. It was unremarkable. The cereal pieces were Styrofoamy in taste, but the banana marshmallow bits were not bad. My sibs and I picked them out and squeezed them together to make banana marshmallow balls out of them. On the whole, I preferred Quisp when it came to mid-1960's junk cereals, and even now I still order it online.

I did consider using the expression "Banana Wackies" in a cartoon when when describing some crazy character, but I wasn't sure if I would be risking copyright infringement, so I changed it to "wacky bananas" instead.

And the following is from C.K. Wyman…

What I remember about Banana Wackies is that at age 10, I finally found a pre-sweetened cereal with cartoon characters on the box that I didn't want to eat. I did not then think such a thing was possible, though I came close with the original Lucky Charms. I think they've improved Lucky Charms since then because I had a few spoonfuls of it once when my son insisted I buy it for him and it wasn't as bad as I remembered.

If they still made Banana Wackies, I would not buy it for him no matter how many tantrums he threw, not because I wanted to spare him the agony of having that garbage in his mouth but because some court would pronounce me an unfit parent, take him away from me and throw me in a cell somewhere. And I'd deserve it.

I remember in the sixties eating one bowl of Lucky Charms at a friend's house and deciding that could last me for the rest of my life. I also remember the frustration that the cereals I did like were never the ones that offered the neatest prizes or offers. I'm sure I got my mother to buy me a number of cereals I would never have otherwise eaten because they had Hanna-Barbera characters on the front and inside, a Huckleberry Hound or a Yogi Bear something.

But as a kid, I think my favorite cereals — going just by what was inside the box — were Cheerios and Rice Krispies. This was when Huckleberry Hound was on Sugar Stars, Yogi Bear was on OKs, Snagglepuss was on Cocoa Krispies, Quick Draw McGraw was on Sugar Smacks, Pixie & Dixie and Mr. Jinks were on Kellogg's Raisin Bran…

No child should be pulled in that many different directions.

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I posted this back in 2014. It's from John Oliver's third episode of Last Week Tonight on HBO and I just came across it again. This kind of smart comedy is why he wins the Emmy every year. And it is still sadly relevant…

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I almost never watch Late Night with Seth Meyers on TV but I often catch highlights — especially his "A Closer Look" segments — online. They're real good. In case you didn't catch it tonight, here's what he did about the mess in Afghanistan…

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As we all stare with what I call "The Springtime for Hitler" look at anti-vaxx/anti-mask efforts in our country, I try not to let it distract me from things I can actually do something about. But I paused to read this article by Jonathan Chait and I think he nails exactly what the problem is all about. It's Republicans who, having taken Trump's counsel that COVID was no big deal and would go away soon, trying to not admit how wrong he and his followers have been.

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We haven't had nearly enough baby panda footage on this blog lately so…

Afghanistan

A friend of mine spent several years in Afghanistan working as a doctor attached to the U.S. forces. He told me some pretty harrowing tales about his tour o' duty here but the thing I remember most is when he said, "Staying there is a disaster. Leaving there would be a disaster. Nothing about the country is not a disaster." I think that's proving to be the case.

I seem to recall a lot of politicians of both parties saying we should just get the hell outta there. So we tried to get the hell outta there and they're not happy about that.

The two pundit/experts I look to on this kind of topic are Daniel Larison and Fred Kaplan. You can read what each has to say.

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It's several numbers from the Broadway musical 42nd Street except that it's a Korean production. They did a nice job of it…

Good Advice From Kermit the Frog…

Jim Henson, who was a pretty smart guy, once said…

At some point in my life I decided, rightly or wrongly, that there are many situations in this life that I can't do much about — acts of terrorism, feelings of nationalistic prejudice, Cold War, etc. — so what I should do is concentrate on the situations that my energy can affect.

That's a pretty good quote there…one of the ones I find myself quoting to others a lot these days.

From the E-Mailbag…

Geoff Hall writes to ask…

In your latest blog post, you described someone as "banana-wackie," which I assume means crazy or nuts. I've seen you use that term before and I'm wondering where it comes from. Is it a joke I'm missing or something?

It's something that wormed its way into my vocabulary in the mid-sixties when the General Foods people marketed (briefly) a breakfast cereal that was called "Wackies" on the box but "Banana Wackies" in the commercials for it. I never tasted it and am not sure it got as far as supermarkets in Los Angeles before they gave up on it…but I sure saw a lot of those ads. Here are a few…

It was, I'm given to understand, a sort of spin-off from the same company's Lucky Charms cereal which came out to great success in 1964. A box of Lucky Charms contained puffed oat cereal mixed with little marshmallow pieces shaped like moons, stars, clovers, etc. A box of Banana Wackies contained puffed oat cereal mixed with little marshmallow pieces that were allegedly banana-flavored. Since I never cared much for Lucky Charms, I probably wouldn't have tried Wackies if I'd had the opportunity…but I liked the name.

Incidentally! In the commercials you may have just watched, there's a little boy and a gorilla. I have no idea who did the little boy's voice but the gorilla seems to be the comedian and character actor, B.S. Pully. And if it isn't him, it's someone doing a darned good impression of him.

B.S. Pully was said to be the dirtiest comedian of his day, starting in the mid-forties. The "B.S." was not an abbreviation for his actual first and middle names. His real name was Murray Lerman. He named himself "B.S." to hint at the profanity and for a time was teamed with a comedian named H.S. Gump who operated on the same principle.

Pully with his gravel voice and earthy manner did bit parts in movies until 1950 when he accompanied a friend to an audition for the original production of the show Guys and Dolls. According to legend, the friend who was trying out for a role did not get the part but B.S. wound up getting cast as mob boss Big Jule on Broadway and later in the movie. He spent most of the rest of his career playing gangsters. And he outlived Banana Wackies, though not by much.

When I Left "Galveston"…

I have a lot of e-mails about Glen Campbell's recording of "Galveston" and yes, I guess I did make the connection when I first heard it. I did realize it was about a young soldier off fighting a war somewhere, wishing he was home with that 21-year-old lady he loved. I forgot or perhaps never knew it was a Jimmy Webb song. When I get through with this whole mixtape series, I need to go back and figure out how many Jimmy Webb songs I had on my tape. I bet a lot.

What I didn't know is that "Galveston" was first recorded by Hawaiian music superstar Don Ho. His version sounds sad and not all that interesting and if someone told me it could be turned into a top-selling hit with a few alterations, I'd have thought they were banana-wackie. Buzz Dixon pointed out to me that over on Wikipedia, they show how some lyrics were changed for the Campbell version. Originally, one section went like this…

Galveston, oh Galveston
Wonder if she could forget me
I'd go home if they would let me
Put down this gun
And go to Galveston.

And it got changed to…

Galveston, oh Galveston
I still hear your sea waves crashing
While I watch the cannons flashing
I clean my gun
And dream of Galveston.

I didn't know most of this when I put it on my mixtape. I just liked the song.

Mark's 93/KHJ 1972 MixTape #22

The beginning of this series can be read here.

1969. Glen Campbell — a performer I always liked and never heard anything bad about — has a big hit with "Galveston." I tried to understand the story from the lyrics and decided I shouldn't always do that. Some songs, you just listen to and don't ask questions…

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I love these Korean versions of American musicals. Here are a couple of numbers from Man of La Mancha

Dispatches From the Fortress – Day 520

In the last day or three, I've heard of three people I know who either have COVID or seem to have the symptoms and are awaiting tests. None of these was one of those "I'd rather die from the virus than the vaccine" people. All three are folks who had no problem with the vaccine except getting around to actually getting jabbed. Double sigh.

Greenblatt's Delicatessen up on Sunset closed its doors last night — maybe forever but maybe not. The owner is looking for a buyer so maybe it'll come back like Nate 'n Al's deli in Beverly Hills did. Greenblatt's was a great deli with awful parking. It's on the same block as The Laugh Factory so it was often full of comedians…and their parking lot was often full of comedians' cars.

A lot of restaurants I like have closed lately. The Enterprise Fish Company is gone, both locations — the one out in Venice and the one up north in Santa Barbara. I liked 'em both a lot. How much The Pandemic had to do with all these closures is unknown to me but obviously, it had some impact. It's had some impact on everything.

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That's right. Evanier has another Korean version of an American musical for you today. I give you the opening and closing numbers from Hairspray